chop456
10-02-03, 12:26 PM
From the local paper -
A 19 year old kid walks into the neighborhood grocery store and pulls a knife on the clerk, demanding the money from the register.
The clerk tells him "I think you'd better leave right now".
The robber asks "So you're not going to give me the money?", to which the clerk replies "No, I'm going to jump on you and beat the ***** out of you".
The kid lays the knife on the counter and leaves the store. The clerk doesn't even report the incident, but the kid walks down to the nearest payphone, calls 911 and turns himself in. He's now facing fines of up to $60,000 and 20 years in the jar. :laugh:
A 19 year old kid walks into the neighborhood grocery store and pulls a knife on the clerk, demanding the money from the register.
The clerk tells him "I think you'd better leave right now".
The robber asks "So you're not going to give me the money?", to which the clerk replies "No, I'm going to jump on you and beat the ***** out of you".
The kid lays the knife on the counter and leaves the store. The clerk doesn't even report the incident, but the kid walks down to the nearest payphone, calls 911 and turns himself in. He's now facing fines of up to $60,000 and 20 years in the jar. :laugh: