mapguy
11-19-03, 07:16 AM
Tiger Woods, on the way to the Canadian open was driving through
the Quebec country side when he noticed he was getting low on gas.
He pulled into a St-Cibolac gas station, got out of his Volvo and
waited for the attendant to show up.
Jean-Guy walked across the lot and yelled,Allô, what can hi do at you
sir?"
"Fill it up please", replied Tiger.
Jean-Guy, looking the car over said, " 'Stie dats ha nice car dat."
"Thanks", said Tiger, "It's my new Volvo".
"De tank now full", Jean-Guy looked over to Tiger and said,
"'Dats twenty-two dollars please sir".
Tiger reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of bills and
dropped a couple of golf tees on the ground. Jean-Guy, unfamiliar
with golf, looks at the tees, then at Tiger and said,
"What da 'ell are doze?"
Tiger explained, "Those are tees. I use them to support my balls while
I'm driving". Jean-Guy looked up at Tiger, smiling he said,
"Tabarnac, doze guys at Volvo, dey tink of everyting."
the Quebec country side when he noticed he was getting low on gas.
He pulled into a St-Cibolac gas station, got out of his Volvo and
waited for the attendant to show up.
Jean-Guy walked across the lot and yelled,Allô, what can hi do at you
sir?"
"Fill it up please", replied Tiger.
Jean-Guy, looking the car over said, " 'Stie dats ha nice car dat."
"Thanks", said Tiger, "It's my new Volvo".
"De tank now full", Jean-Guy looked over to Tiger and said,
"'Dats twenty-two dollars please sir".
Tiger reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of bills and
dropped a couple of golf tees on the ground. Jean-Guy, unfamiliar
with golf, looks at the tees, then at Tiger and said,
"What da 'ell are doze?"
Tiger explained, "Those are tees. I use them to support my balls while
I'm driving". Jean-Guy looked up at Tiger, smiling he said,
"Tabarnac, doze guys at Volvo, dey tink of everyting."