Michael Jackson joins re-launched XFL

[Turn7]

He will be known as "He Rape Me".

[FTG]

I'll play.


"I'm glad that Michael Jackson has been arrested. I'm looking forward to seeing Johny Cochrane dangling from a balcony."


I'm here all week. Don't forget to try the shrimp cocktail.

[IlliniRacer]

Stop making fun of Michael. He is the epitome of success. He started out as a poor African-American boy and now he's a rich white woman.

[cart7]

Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A. A slumber party at Michael Jacksons house.

[Turn7]

:rofl:

[TedN]

What's the difference between a polyethylene bag and Michael Jackson?

One is made of plastic and dangerous to children, the other is used to carry your shopping home.


When do you know it's bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand is on the little hand.


Ted

:rolleyes:

[indyfan31]

Ouch! Tough room! :rofl:

[Dvdb]

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A: They both ride three year olds

Q: How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party?
A: There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-
2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to
Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?
A: "You know, I feel like a new boy!"


The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.
If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the
Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest

[mapguy]

:rofl: You guys are killing me. :rofl: :thumbup:

[Cam]

Originally posted by mapguy
:rofl: You guys are killing me. :rofl: :thumbup:

Brutal! Absolutely brutal! :rofl:

[rabbit]

What do Michael Jackson and KMart have in common?




They both have little boys pants 50-percent off.

[Warlock!]

Q: What's brown, warm, and soft, and sometimes found in toddlers' diapers?

A: Michael Jackson's hand

Warlock!

[rabbit]

Silly Warlock, everybody knows Michael Jackson's hands aren't brown. :)

[Lizzerd]

http://imgfarm.com/images/ap/MICHAEL_JACKSON.sff_CATG111_20031120174450.jpg

Yikes!

[Dvdb]

Yowza

[RacinM3]

Litle kids LIKE this guy? When I was little, I would have run screaming and crying from that freak show.

[IlliniRacer]

It took me forever to figure out where I had seen his mug shot before, then, I finally figured it out:








http://imgfarm.com/images/ap/MICHAEL_JACKSON.sff_CATG111_20031120174450.jpg http://www.nifff.ch/arch00/images/phantom.jpg

[Cam]

That is just plain scary!!! :eek:

[Hink]

Alright - we'll see how long this one lasts - maybe not too long. For maximum effect walk in place when you say 'walks' and get loud for the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

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Neil Armstrong walks on the moon.

Michael Jackson ...

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****S LITTLE BOYS

[RobGuru]

Originally posted by Cam
That is just plain scary!!! :eek:

Well, the pic on the left at least. They one on the right is not too bad.

Lock the sucker up! Now!

[Warlock!]

http://www.mellanzer.com/Mattmisc/image001.jpg

[Racewriter]

Originally posted by RacinM3
Litle kids LIKE this guy? When I was little, I would have run screaming and crying from that freak show.

OK, it's not just me.

Come to think of it, I'd still run screaming and crying from that freakshow.

[Robstar]

I have a new car stereo...it's voice activated...

When I say 'Rock', it plays Rock...
When I say 'Soul', it plays Soul...
When I say 'Jazz', it plays Jazz...

When kids run out in front of my car & I yell 'F__king Kids'...

It plays Michael Jackson...

:D