HOPe you NANcyBoys are happy

[BigIrlFan]

ALl you got now is a have dead strret parade series. NO Stars and no cars. hahahahah No TOYota and NO HONda. NO PEnske and No GOndasie. No AJ and no EDdy. NO, we got all them, you aints hahahaha. NO nothing is all you got. I Was sure glad TOney made you guys sweat. HE coud just have let you died but insted he wnated two make sure you sufferd some befor the ORWS pulls the plug after they fined out its nothing but nothing. hahahahahaha SUre was fun watching you NANcyBoys get all riled up bout TONEy hahahahahaha HE had you twtiching liek a blind faggit at a weenie roast hahahahahahahaha

SO drink you wine and eat your cheeses. BUT next MAy, Ill be at INdy and you wont hahahahahahahahaha

JOkes on you


THe IRl - OUr cars reely fly

[racer2c]

I hope you choke on your warm can of Busch BIF! Your spin doctoring only works on the newbies. Us experienced guys/gals know you for what you really are! An open wheel race fan who likes Brazillian drivers and Japanese engines and wishes you could camp out at RA like the real fans do! We'd show you some cheese alright! Some smelly cheese with a French name!

[fourrunner]

BiF..... From what I see, you may only have 18 or 19 cars on raceday

you've already squeezed CART (OWRS) for all that they can give on Memorial Day

So unless Tony's going to fund 10 - 15 more cars........ ;)


I'm looking forward to Scott Goodyear & Company announcing

"We have a FULL field of 22 cars and we will now begin the New Indianapolis 250 mile race, as it was meant to be all along" ;)

Of course I'm also picturing the last minute announcement of Andretti/Green Racing announcing their being the first Team in Indy history to field 20 cars!! ;)

[The Real Delaney]

Looks like our buddy chanced on that rig that rolled over just south of Indy this afternoon with the full load of sterno aboard. Finders - keepers, right?

[Climber]

BiF rocks! Always has, and it's good to hear from him on this outstanding day!!

[Cam]

This is BiFs worst nightmare.... BiF is probably at the Classy Chassis with Al JR. drowning his sorrows right now...... :gomer:

[DjDrOmusic]

BiF# WhERe h Ave yOu bEEn? tEEl bUck tA lUbE uP th E pInTO and gIt tO thE cLassY CHassy fO r tHE par Ty!! :D ;) :thumbup:

[indyfan31]

BiF ropes a couple more! :laugh: Relax guys.



... HE had you twtiching liek a blind faggit at a weenie roast ...

I'm glad I read this late in the day, it spared me having to wipe the coffee of my monitor. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

An offer from PG = $3 mil
An offer from TG = $10 mil
A gloating rant from BiF = priceless!

[Kahauna Dreamer]

THe IRl - OUr cars reely fly

Now how can you guys argue with logic like that???
:rofl: ;) :D :thumbup:

[manic mechanic]

I know who the REAL BiF is, and this 'aint him!

The legend may live on, but he (lEik tha sERies) is weakening.

Come on BiF, show me something... :D

manic

[racer2c]

I know who the REAL BiF is, and this 'aint him!

The legend may live on, but he (lEik tha sERies) is weakening.

Come on BiF, show me something... :D

manic

Manic, it's a rumor man. Just a rumor. Internet lore like Bigfoot. There' only one BiF. He has his moments of gomer genius versus just gomer but there's just one.

[KobySon]

I pride myself on my BiF# forensic studies. This appears to be the authentic BiF#. Either that or the impostor has learned some new tricks to throw us off.

kk

[JT265]

I heard that BiF# was at the courthouse on Wednesday decked out in his fave earl gear.

;)

[RTKar]

I heard that BiF# was at the courthouse on Wednesday decked out in his fave earl gear.

;)


...at least we know the Judge wasn't Bif.

[DjDrOmusic]

If you were fortunate enough to spot his buddy Tippy Gomez at the courthouse, then BiF# was near!!! :gomer: ;) :D

[RobGuru]

BiF... I am... Thanks.

Keep them rants coming!!

:rofl:

[lone_groover]

I pride myself on my BiF# forensic studies. This appears to be the authentic BiF#. Either that or the impostor has learned some new tricks to throw us off.

kk

It's Bif# alirght! Although he may have taken our advice about having some scholar like JEWELS proofread his posts.

:gomer:

[Turn7]

I's going to be a teacher Jewels?

I go to school and learned that I woult rather be a Foyt marketen person an let out press releases stead of taughting chiltren the finer ways to red right and spill.

That Jewels?

[Dougrun]

THe IRl - OUr cars reely fly

Yeah, fly into walls injuring drivers.
:rolleyes:

I'd rather watch my dentist race on a street course than sit in a bleacher seat and watch penske or the other guys go in circles.

[Ankf00]

there needs to be a count kept of how many fish Bif reels in... put up a sheet of aircraft aluminum with markers for every "kill" hehe

[rabbit]

there needs to be a count kept of how many fish Bif reels in... put up a sheet of aircraft aluminum with markers for every "kill" heheThat'd be one big plane! :D

[Ankf00]

That'd be one big plane! :D

Alcoa plants would be working overtime to meet the Bif-demand :laugh:

[DjDrOmusic]

I'm actually proud of the fact that BiF# got me at first, now I'm a BiF# fan!! ;)

[JLMannin]

The world awaits with anticipation:

wWw.BIgIrlFanN.COm (http://www.bigirlfan.com/)

What happened to Superman? :D

[scanman]

From my posting history on this and other forums you can
see that I'm a bigger reader than poster......From the early
days of being educated by BigIrlFan this is not up to Bif#'s
standards....I think he has probable succumed to the used
erl from Jr.'s car.... :shakehead
Me thinks he's an imposter, or a whanabee.... :thumdown:

[Turn7]

Hey you bunch of Turdforum looosers...... Kiss my ( ! )

[Hard Driver]

Ohhhh Great! Inbred Racing Lemmon man posts over here too. :saywhat:

[RaceChic]

No GOndasie.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ferrarigod]

Hey Bi Girl Fan, you don't really upset anyone, and no one is really that humored, why don't you just give up? :thumdown:

[WickerBill]

I'm humored!

[devilmaster]

I'm humored!

ditto!

Steve

[Wheel-Nut]

Hey Bi Girl Fan, you don't really upset anyone, and no one is really that humored, why don't you just give up? :thumdown:


Speak for yourself, I like Bif#'s rantings!

[ferrarigod]

I'm humored!

Ok, if you say so, I'll be also :)

:thumbup: -Patrick

[G.]

He's back!

www.bigirlfan.com

ferrarigod, did you get hooked??

[nz_climber]

I'm humored!

Vote me in too, Bif has got be the funniest and craziest redneck on the internet, I look forward to his posts :D

:thumbup:

[Ankf00]

I'm humored!


very :D

[oddlycalm]

Y BiF, good to see you out and about. How's that bathtub viagra project coming along? Hope you got the stuff I sent. If the bag of habenero powder doesn't work for the viagra recipe, it will put some bite in a bbq sauce for roadkill. Don't eat that white powder in the other bag straight, but if you mix it into five gallons of water, it works good for degreasing engine blocks, or marinading squirrel.

oc

[champcarfan01]

Geez BiF,

I done missed ya.. wif 7 g gone i wasnt quite sore were to goes to fiind your telligence

:gomer: :rofl:
LONG LIVE BIF!!!!

[TravelGal]

He sure hooked me the first and maybe even second time. I kept thinking WTF is THIS?? When the light dawned I had to go back and reread all the posts. What a crack up (you should pardon the term). I was SO relieved to see posts here. Would hate to have BiF disappear.

[mueber]

Get a sense of humOR, Humor, homer, whatever, and reed about BiF's adventures in Michigun:http://www.bigirlfan.com/michgan.html :rofl:

[Mike Kellner]

"I know who the REAL BiF is, and this 'aint him!"

Wrong.

mk

[FTG]

Bif rules. It's just too bad he drinks so much Wild Turkey that he doesn't post as much as he used to.

Hopefully, he'll get fired from the Jiffy Lube and have more time for us.

[Mike Kellner]

It's guys like BigIrlFan, and the rather large, "Too much Turkey the night before factor", that had me swear off of 30 minute oil change places. The last two times cooked it.

First, I have my wife's car in, and they couldn't close the hood. Kept slamming it. Finally they decided it wasn't a hood malfunction, and looked to see why it wouldn't latch. Sure enough, the oil filter wrench was on the radiator bulkhead. If they had just left it somewhere else, I would have gotten a nice free tool. Plus, they spilled nearly a barrel of oil on the motor, which took months to dry up to where it doesn't stink when the car is hot.

Then a week later, I bring my car in. There is a giant banner on the building that says "Big Battery Sale." Sure enough, out comes the battery tester during the oil change. They all assume their best, somber good ol' boys at a funeral faces, as they look at the dial, and then the head high school drop out sadly informs me my battery is toast. I said, "Thanks, I'll have the dealer look at it," with a smile, and thanked them for their concern. The dealer is lookin' at my oil change business again as well. It is actually cheaper, the time is about the same, and I get free coffee and a car wash if the lot boy isn't too busy.

mk

[Napoleon]

A freaking classic!

:rofl:

[audi quattro]

it's loser not looser.

it's than not then.

And it's they're not there.

dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[scanman]

Bif#....The Master Caster :D