Blonde jokes, got one?

[Turn7]

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy. It's W."

[dando]

Here's an atypical blonde joke I received the other day:



Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,

"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."



MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men


-Kevin

[Warlock!]

Blonde jokes, got one?
Other than my wife?

No...

;)

Winter Warlock!

[JLMannin]

VROOM!! Scheech VROOM!! Screech VROOM!! Screech.

. . . . . A blond driving through a blink red light.

It's old, but it is my favorite blonde joke.

[4wheeldrifter]

Dug this oldy up from my email archives...

A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
becomes absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, you should know something. (1) the bartender is
blonde. (2) the bouncer is blonde. (3) I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lbs.
blonde with a black belt in karate. (4) the woman sitting next to me
is blonde, she is a weiightlifter; and (5) the lady to your right is a
blonde and a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still
wanna tell that joke?

The blind guy says, "Nah,... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."

[TedN]

A brunette, a redhead & a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the brunette "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"

The brunette jumps & SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the redhead.

"Oh no, you're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK w/redheads!"

"OK" says the redhead.

And she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, & the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof.

Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, & slowly back away from it ....."

:D

[Hard Driver]

How do you tell if a blond has been working on your computer?
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Theres white out on the screen.

[dando]

How do you tell if a blond has been working on your computer?
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Theres white out on the screen.
The basis for one of my favorite Outland strips:

http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/Images/outland_full.jpg

:rofl:

(no offense, ladies)

-Kevin

[Mr. Vengeance]

http://www.picturevillage.com/photo/data/3f0c067fa4cac3618676ca163af548c4/14854_p183005.jpg

[Robstar]

What does a blonde say after sex ?

"So, like, are you guys all on the same football team ?"