This is funny.

[skidmarks]

I was looking for picture of IRL posterboy, and just did a Google search - this is the #1 entry that comes up.

Sam Hornish Racing
(http://www.samhornish.com/) Homepage for Sam Hornish, Jr., Driver for Pennzoil Panther Racing in the Indy
Racing Northern Light Series. ... You are visitor # to Sam Hornish Racing. ...
Description: Contains photos and information. Includes a plea to help support this unsponsored driver.

[rabbit]

That's an old description. He's well sponsored.

[mnkywrch]

IIRC, the description is something that comes from the Open Directory Project (http://dmoz.org/) and isn't linked to the page.

[lone_groover]

Suck-@ss, low-living, bottom feeding, aphid-milking, no-account, butt licking, no talent P.O.S. WANKER!

That felt good! :)

[skidmarks]

I know he is well funded, and a wanker ;) I just thought the part about the plea for help was funny.

Just for kicks here are a couple other funny excerpts from search results:

Sarah Fisher :
Has the distinction of being the youngest woman ever...

Helio:
DRIVER: IRL Choose another series