213 things not to do in the military

[Ankf00]

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

[pineapple]

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

LOL! That guys sounds like Klinger from the MASH series.

[Ankf00]

TRANSFORMERS! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!

giant battle robot :rofl:

[pineapple]

LOL - 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot.


I'm still laughing at some of these:

172. 'A full magazine and some privacy' is not the way to help a potential suicide.

201. Must not valiantly push officers onto hand grenades to save the squad.

204. NEVER nail a stuffed bunny to a cross and put it up in front of the Battalion Headquarters sign as an "Easter Desecration."

29. The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

35. Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')

48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.