Caption This - Fabio Edition

[Dr. Corkski]

http://www.cart.com/Content/Photos/2004/By400/20040418P_0033.jpg

[Ankf00]

you moron, you didn't catch the rfm grannies in the background trying to get fabio into bed...

[EDwardo]

"Son, I'm giving you a new nickname. Nancy Boy."

[Dave99]

Raise your hand, raise your haaaaaaand... if you're sure!

[Ziggy]

Im being honest here Fabio, you get my motor hot

Ziggy

[BigIrlFan]

DOnt know bouT you guys, buT AfTer a couPLe bottLEs of TURkeys I miTe bREEch Load that TRansvestite.

PUSh to PAss, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEep PRayin For water to run uPhills you OWrs sTREet raCE LOOsers

BiF# 3 LItres, thERE noT jesT For Dirinking anYMOre

[Hot Daug]

Alright Nelson, I'm the team owner so when we dance, I lead.

Got it?

[Sean O'Gorman]

"Oh Paul, you're right, I am hotter than Max Hardcore's girls!" :laugh:

[Hard Driver]

I like your series very much.. Ummm maybe I buy whole thing.

[Opposite Lock]

NP: So anyway, I like a lot of Melissa Etheridge songs.

PG: Well, I prefer kd Lang. Do you suppose that we're just trapped in men's bodies, in order to race cars?

[Jay]

"You're not exactly what I had in mind when I asked for a hot blonde....but you'll do."


Side Note: How long before someone gives him a hair cut...willingly or unwillingly,.. ;)

[Rogue Leader]

you are sexy man paulie.... very sexy man!

[fourrunner]

Both Speaking at once....

" Is that a Banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?"

[Railbird]

I already told you Fab, if your dream is to dance at one of my clubs you've got to get implants.

[RaceChic]

Thanks for a good laugh, folks....... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BZSetshot]

"squeeze me right here"

[Twisty Bits]

I tole you Paul, you're goate teekle me a bit when we kees.

[skidmarks]

Strraaangers in the niiiiight...exchanging glances...

[Rob]

NP: "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

[Corner5]

"I can't believe its not butter!"





(too easy?) ;) :cool:

[RacinM3]

PG: "I bet you own a cat, huh."

[nrc]

PG: A deal is a deal: you get the ride, I get the hair.

[mueber]

PG: A deal is a deal: you get the ride, I get the hair.

:rofl:

[indyfan31]

Nelson, I have a sponsorhip idea for you, one word: Clairol.

[ferrarigod]

NP: Paul will you stop pointing at me.

(keep looking, you'll get it :p )

[ferrarigod]

PG: When I think about you I touch myself

[IlliniRacer]

NP: When I said "fast and loose" and wasn't talking about the car.

[Ruben Barrios]

I know you wanted more speed, but hey look at me..... I have that Funzzie expresion y my eyes, and that Nelson twins' hair... So HEY!!!! just stay cool we'll get there!!!

[Boss302]

NP: " Remember the other night when you grabbed me like this?"

PG: "When you talk to me like that, it makes my heart melt."

NP: Thinking to himself: I can see my reflection in his sunglasses. Man! I really do look like Fabio...

[Dave99]

Hey Nelson, the 70's called and want their hair back! Hahahahah...oh, hey, no, no tittie twisters! Ok I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't say it again!

[cartcanuck]

PG: "no really, cut off the hair, grow a goatie, put on 50 pounds and the chicks will love ya.....trust me! Oh yeah, it helps if you buy a race series."

NP: "did you say I was beautiful, I'm sure that's what I heard you say, beautiful....yeah, that's what you said, I'm beautiful....can you say it again for me???"