MAn o man WHat a waist of beer

[BigIrlFan]

BUck and me neerly crapped waching them NAScar fans on SUnday. DAmed neer smacked ol TOney STwerd right up side his head. BOUt time TOney comes back to the INdy Racin LEague. SO anyways I was at work on MONday and heered that song from JOhn HYatt on Q95 bout smashin up them good gitars and I got thinking bout the race and I got this song bout them thrown perfecly good cans of beers

And I goes soemthing liek this

THey was throwen them hard from the top ofthe stans
HELl most of them where pert near full cans!
HOW coud they think to do such a evil thing
Int he back of my mine I coud hear somebody sing

OH it brakes my hart to see those fans
THrowen a perfecly good full can
I Dont care if it was JEffy the queer
YOu just dont do that to a full can of beer

IT started out with for or five laps to go
THey hunged out the yellow flag an had them all go round reel slow
PErt near every racefan in the freakin place
was going apes hit for driver number eight

OH it brakes my hart to see those fans
THrowen a perfecly good full can
I know the finish was not gonna be that hot
SO why waste a full can of barley pop

THey love their DAles, oh LOrdy LORrdy Me
an this new one remines them of good ol number 3
HE can do no wrong they all think hees grate
Hees batting one thousan when it comes to restrictor plates

OH it brakes my hart to see those fans
THrowen a perfecly good full can
WE all know that JUnyour is the new star
OH how we hate that twenty four car

THEre ought to be a law with no bale
WAste a barley pop and you go strate to jail
with no chance of early parroll those suds waisten
NASCar fans are just a bunch of azzhouls

OH it brakes my heart to see those fans
THrowen a perfecty good full can
I will see you at INdy cause Im the man
YOu know that woud never happen with BigIrlFan


BIf#

[JT265]

Speilcheck to?

Bravo BifstER! :thumbup: :thumbup:

[Robstar]

:cry: :D

[Ziggy]

Hey BiF, you sure you were not there?

:gomer:

[Brickman]

It will be a great Budweiser commercial! Rear view of Gordon's Pepsi getting pelted and the shot of Budweiser car coming into the picture..next.. fade to black... True

What an understatement.

[lone_groover]

I'm with you, BIf#. Those 'NECKCAR fans got no class!

:)

[DjDrOmusic]

b RAvo b RAvO :rofl: :rofl: :thumbup:

[RaceGrrl]

Oh man, I'll never again be able to listen to Perfectly Good Guitar without laughing out loud. I think that's my personal fave of BiF's work. :rofl:

[RTKar]

First it was Wierd Al Yankovic...now it's BiF....Imagine BiF on MTV.... :thumbup:

[B3RACER1a]

Holy moley!! :rofl: :laugh: :rofl:

[chop456]

Nice. :D

I'm just hoping for another May classic this year.

"The Day That Indy Died" will go down in the history books.

[Warlock!]

Help me out here... WTF is the melody s'posed to be? Don't even know if I've ever heard a JOhn HYatt song before, but mebbe I have and din't know it.

Warlock!

[chop456]

Help me out here... WTF is the melody s'posed to be? Don't even know if I've ever heard a JOhn HYatt song before, but mebbe I have and din't know it.

Warlock!

I'll e-mail it to you lata'

[cart7]

:rofl: Bif, I think you need to show up at the next American Idol tryouts. :thumbup: :D

[Mike Kellner]

This is our future. It makes soccer seem worth watching.

mk

[Corner5]

YEEEE-Haawwww!

BIF done good! :laugh:

[Napoleon]

:thumbup:

[CHAMPCARS4EVER]

YuEr tHe mAnnn BiF

[pkvracing12]

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Bravo! I think we got are selves a new CLay AIkEns. But if it were Labatt blue I wOuld of BeeN pizzed!

[nissan gtp]

BIf# is the only good thing left about the MOntH of maY :rofl:

[Railbird]

BiF

you are such a hick

the only thing bud is good for is throwing at a Nancy Boy.

[manic mechanic]

As much as I may hate to admit it, You kicked some @zz with this one BiF! :gomer:

Well done, 'ya misled, cornfed, "mentally cleansed" race fan. :thumbup:

manic