Perpetuating the "GOMER" stereotype.....

[lone_groover]

According to the dumb hicks at CrackForum. Mizz Lee Ann Womack is going to bring her barnyard bel canto to the proceedings at Hooterville this year:


http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/LeannWomack2BB1.JPG

Looks like Minnie Pearl meets Patrick Swayze as a ho'.

HEE HAW.....

holla!

:cry:

[Methanolandbrats]

Big n natural :gomer:

[racer2c]

What's a 'Womack'?

[cart7]

This is the transition period guys. First Womack, next year Gomer himself gets replaced with Lee Greenwood a singin "Proud to be an American" and the next year, the cars'll have fenders. :gomer:

[pineapple]

Big n natural :gomer:

You are talking about the hair, right?

[Chiphead_Dave]

You are talking about the hair, right?

There wern't even any natural ingrediants in the bottle that gave her that hair color. As for the other bolt on accesories.......... :saywhat:

[Methanolandbrats]

There wern't even any natural ingrediants in the bottle that gave her that hair color. As for the other bolt on accesories.......... :saywhat: Naw, they're real. Either that or the surgeon used two different sizes :D

[pineapple]

Naw, they're real. Either that or the surgeon used two different sizes :D

Well, the different sized implants are supposed to make them look more natural. :) Looks like the same cross-eyed surgeon did the face job, too.

[fourrunner]

I saw Lee Anne Womack last year in Philly as the Opening Act for Willie Nelson... (Don't Dare Smack on Willie :) ) She's about 3 feet tall in heels ;)

I waited tediously through 35 minutes of different variations on the same song ... She sings well, but after the third song I wanted to hang myself.

Then Willie came out and did 3 songs with her that were good.. Then Willie Himself did over 90 minutes of the Good Stuff! Thanks Willie :thumbup:

BTW ... I am not a gomer ! :)

[Mike Kellner]

Speaking of Hooters, I heard on TF that Jessica Simpson is going to be there as well. Put 'em both in orange short shorts, and tight t-shirts, and it'll look like Hooter's is the event sponsor.

For a short time, I was working on the script for a mini series, The Shroud of Cannaplois. I was going to have LeeAnn play DoraLee, a trailer park dwelling Hooter's waitress, who had collected every Dale Earnhardt collectable sold on the Nashville Shopping Network, and when she bought a full size copy of his burial shroud, which was discovered to have his likeness miraculously embossed on it, a big miracle happened and she woke up one day able to read and write.

mk

[SteveH]

Speaking of Hooters, I heard on TF that Jessica Simpson is going to be there as well. Put 'em both in orange short shorts, and tight t-shirts, and it'll look like Hooter's is the event sponsor.

For a short time, I was working on the script for a mini series, The Shroud of Cannaplois. I was going to have LeeAnn play DoraLee, a trailer park dwelling Hooter's waitress, who had collected every Dale Earnhardt collectable sold on the Nashville Shopping Network, and when she bought a full size copy of his burial shroud, which was discovered to have his likeness miraculously embossed on it, a big miracle happened and she woke up one day able to read and write.

mk

but did she have teeth?

[sundaydriver2]

That's a guy, right?

:confused:

[FTG]

Speaking of Hooters, I heard on TF that Jessica Simpson is going to be there as well. Put 'em both in orange short shorts, and tight t-shirts, and it'll look like Hooter's is the event sponsor.

For a short time, I was working on the script for a mini series, The Shroud of Cannaplois. I was going to have LeeAnn play DoraLee, a trailer park dwelling Hooter's waitress, who had collected every Dale Earnhardt collectable sold on the Nashville Shopping Network, and when she bought a full size copy of his burial shroud, which was discovered to have his likeness miraculously embossed on it, a big miracle happened and she woke up one day able to read and write.

mk

By changing the goat to a shroud, you don't need to pay a royalty to the goat's owner. Smart. You'll make an excellent Hollywood producer.

[Railbird]

Speaking of natural boobs

My money is on Al jr tryin' to tuck a buck sometime during the proceedings.

[FanofMario]

Listen to Womack at the track and Donald on the way home!
(http://www.wibc.com/indy500/broadcastschedule_indy500.aspx)

A Gomer wet dream! :gomer:

[Warlock!]

Dunno her in the least bit, but...









I'd hit it.

Warlock!

[Jervis Tetch 1]

I thought big hair went out when the 80s ended.

[Mike Kellner]

I think it is still the late 50s in Nashville.

mk

[Ankf00]

I thought big hair went out when the 80s ended.
say hello to television newswomen !

[JT265]

Dunno her in the least bit, but...









I'd hit it.

Warlock!

What I've learned, by JT

Miz Womack and a rockpile recently vacated by grass snakes have something in common.

As you were.


:rofl: