Bert Backracked
05-14-04, 12:30 AM
Original Lyrics by Wayne Carson Thompson
Cant sell my tickets for the Indy 5
are there any racefans left alive
Tony had a vision
He's responsible for this division
and soon, the race wont be on television
He dont care how much money he's gotta spend
He'll go down in flames before he makes amends
The "500" is in a slumber, yeah 33 is just a number
When did you hear anything dumber?
Well he wrote OWRS a letter
'bout his cash laiden ledger
Said he wants to own the sport
Listen to me Mister, did you consult your sisters?
are they the only hope
anyway, hey, hey, hey
Can't scalp my tickets for the Indy 5
Those things have been worthless since '95
What started as a birth rite
Could see the "500" run at night
and then, the cars will have fenders
Well he wrote Judge Otte a letter
said as a Hoosier I know better
about what racing ought to be
Pardon Your Honor, My league will be cannon fodder
against Gerry, Kal and Gentelozzi,
So what's the currency???? hey, hey, hey
Can't scalp my tickets for the Indy 5
are there any fans left alive?
IMS is in a stitch, its become
the Japanese's new bitch
Will openwheel survive this glitch?
Our leader, We thought he knew better
Our leader, We thought he knew better
Our leader, We thought he knew better
Dan Gurney, He wrote the white letter
Cant sell my tickets for the Indy 5
are there any racefans left alive
Tony had a vision
He's responsible for this division
and soon, the race wont be on television
He dont care how much money he's gotta spend
He'll go down in flames before he makes amends
The "500" is in a slumber, yeah 33 is just a number
When did you hear anything dumber?
Well he wrote OWRS a letter
'bout his cash laiden ledger
Said he wants to own the sport
Listen to me Mister, did you consult your sisters?
are they the only hope
anyway, hey, hey, hey
Can't scalp my tickets for the Indy 5
Those things have been worthless since '95
What started as a birth rite
Could see the "500" run at night
and then, the cars will have fenders
Well he wrote Judge Otte a letter
said as a Hoosier I know better
about what racing ought to be
Pardon Your Honor, My league will be cannon fodder
against Gerry, Kal and Gentelozzi,
So what's the currency???? hey, hey, hey
Can't scalp my tickets for the Indy 5
are there any fans left alive?
IMS is in a stitch, its become
the Japanese's new bitch
Will openwheel survive this glitch?
Our leader, We thought he knew better
Our leader, We thought he knew better
Our leader, We thought he knew better
Dan Gurney, He wrote the white letter