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http://www.writeaprisoner.com
(must be 18)
A sad but humorous commentary on our society...
Jag_Warrior
06-13-04, 05:49 PM
Does anyone else remember on 7thG when someone (Trans Am?) put up one of these? One of the girls described herself as a former Tecate Girl. She was a looker too. If it hadn't been for that felony conviction, I thought about dropping her a line my d@mn self. Probably just a fallen angel. :gomer:
I have enough trouble with the ones who should be in jail. :laugh:
Sean O'Gorman
06-13-04, 05:51 PM
http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-307779
Railbird, meet Jailbird. :laugh:
Sure, sure. First they find out your home address, then they send someone out to kill you. Next thing ya know all your diecasts are on Ebay for their cigarette money in the big house. I ain't fallin for it. I ain't no dummy. :gomer:
:D
Methanolandbrats
06-13-04, 08:36 PM
Here's a ladies man
http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-1048184
OMFG "Got muscles and tattoos-look like a bad guy, but friendly as a box of kittens – meow! Not picky as long as you are 18 years old or older." :rofl:
RT, I must confess - and I do apologize for jumping to conclusions - that from the thread title I thought you were going to offer yourself as an escort for summer weddings and such. ;)
Jag_Warrior
06-14-04, 12:47 AM
Here's a ladies man
http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-1048184
OMFG "Got muscles and tattoos-look like a bad guy, but friendly as a box of kittens – meow! Not picky as long as you are 18 years old or older." :rofl:
Friendly as a box of kittens, eh? Live ones or dead ones? :saywhat:
Kiwifan
06-14-04, 06:13 AM
I can't pick 'em. I found me a real nice lookin' girl, butter wouldn't melt type of gal but when I saw what she was in for.......................murder! :eek:
Interesting site. Does anyone have an idea why so many (girls) there are listed as bi? Was that a before or after decision? ;)
Rusty.
From her prison cell she wrote, "looking for honesty in a guy" :saywhat: at least she wasn't in for murder... only forgery.
http://writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-03057458.jpg
http://writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-1175388.jpg
Prision chicks are hot :D
Napoleon
06-14-04, 07:02 AM
Geez - some of these women are not to bad looking
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-243260
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-928403
How about this one, is this the woman who killed several of her kids a few years ago?
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-221487
Insomniac
06-14-04, 08:43 AM
How about this one, is this the woman who killed several of her kids a few years ago?
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-221487
I think so. She was the one who pushed her car into a lake with her two kids still in baby seats and then claimed a black man car jacked her.
Sean O'Gorman
06-14-04, 09:55 AM
Geez - some of these women are not to bad looking
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-243260
Retail fraud. I guess if a woman is going to lie and steal from you anyway, at least you'll know to expect it beforehand.
http://www.writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-928403
Would you let this one drive your FVee? :laugh:
And Clown, that first one looks EXACTLY like my friend's pothead little sister. Come to think of it, I haven't seen her in months. Hmm...
http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-922015
Dude likes to travel! Cell to cell or around the prison yard??
http://writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-241283.jpg
Umm baby!
38D's and got caught stealing 12 cases of Beer!! :thumbup: Party girl. :D
Then she tries to write a ficticious check for her bail. :rofl: Well, not the brightest thing but she's gettin out in October.
Methanolandbrats
06-14-04, 12:58 PM
New reality show. Champcar Fans dating convicts. :D
oddlycalm
06-14-04, 05:11 PM
Just what every man needs, a woman with no money, lots of problems, and a high probability of some dirtbag former boyfriend somewhere in the background.... :eek:
BTW, that is indeed the Susan Smith from Union, SC that did in her kids.
Once you eliminate from the list the large number in for drug possession/distrubution, a whole lot of the rest got there because some family member got dead. There are a few real badasses as well, with home invasions and aggravated kidnapping, etc. Fun group....
oc
Sean O'Gorman
06-14-04, 05:15 PM
Just what every man needs, a woman with no money, lots of problems, and a high probability of some dirtbag former boyfriend somewhere in the background.... :eek:
BTW, that is indeed the Susan Smith from Union, SC that did in her kids.
Once you eliminate from the list the large number in for drug possession/distrubution, a whole lot of the rest got there because some family member got dead. There are a few real badasses as well, with home invasions and aggravated kidnapping, etc. Fun group....
oc
Thanks for the wakeup call. For a second there I was seriously thinking of actually contacting one of them! :rolleyes: ;)
Don Quixote
06-14-04, 05:22 PM
Thanks for the wakeup call. For a second there I was seriously thinking of actually contacting one them! :rolleyes: ;)
Sean, I think this may be the perfect thread to break out your new favorite smilie.
Sean O'Gorman
06-14-04, 05:27 PM
Sean, I think this may be the perfect thread to break out your new favorite smilie.
That thing is so last week, this one is my new favorite:
http://members.cox.net/sogorman35/fluffy.gif
Don Quixote
06-14-04, 05:30 PM
That thing is so last week, this one is my new favorite:
http://members.cox.net/sogorman35/fluffy.gif
I saw a rancher chasing something that looked like that in Wyoming last week. ;)
I think so. She was the one who pushed her car into a lake with her two kids still in baby seats and then claimed a black man car jacked her.
That's a very old picture of her. I remember hearing a couple years ago that she got knocked-up by a guard. Hope she never gets to see that child.
Insomniac
06-14-04, 07:38 PM
That's a very old picture of her. I remember hearing a couple years ago that she got knocked-up by a guard. Hope she never gets to see that child.
Damn, that's messed up.
Jag_Warrior
06-14-04, 08:25 PM
That's a very old picture of her. I remember hearing a couple years ago that she got knocked-up by a guard. Hope she never gets to see that child.
A few years ago, the story was her and her "girlfriend" liked to do each other's hair. I never heard if it was the carpet or the drapes. Sounds like she decided to start swinging the other way again.
Too bad she didn't get knocked down by a guard... or three. That's a beat down I'd pay 5 bucks to see.
Sean O'Gorman
06-14-04, 09:35 PM
I guess on the plus side, we haven't found someone who lists their exact interests as "Hockey...Metallica...Taco Bell...CART...Budweiser...Pantera...Porn!" :D
http://members.cox.net/sogorman35/jail.gif
A few years ago, the story was her and her "girlfriend" liked to do each other's hair. I never heard if it was the carpet or the drapes. Sounds like she decided to start swinging the other way again.
Too bad she didn't get knocked down by a guard... or three. That's a beat down I'd pay 5 bucks to see.
Not long after she went to jail she got beat up pretty bad. There were pictures in one of the tabloids.
FYI, the night my son was born and died of a birth defect was the day she admitted killing her 2 healthy kids. That is not a good thing to learn about while in recovery with the wife.
I guess on the plus side, we haven't found someone who lists their exact interests as "Hockey...Metallica...Taco Bell...CART...Budweiser...Pantera...Porn!" :D
http://members.cox.net/sogorman35/jail.gif
I wonder how those Rangers are going to do next season... ;)
RacinM3
06-14-04, 10:04 PM
lol Sean, classic smilie
Jag_Warrior
06-14-04, 10:51 PM
Not long after she went to jail she got beat up pretty bad. There were pictures in one of the tabloids.
FYI, the night my son was born and died of a birth defect was the day she admitted killing her 2 healthy kids. That is not a good thing to learn about while in recovery with the wife.
I feel nothing but contempt for her... the P.O.S.
But I'm very sorry to hear about your loss at that same time. I hope things are good now. :thumbup:
Ya reckon this dood looks like Spicoli?
http://writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-240853.jpg
RT, I must confess - and I do apologize for jumping to conclusions - that from the thread title I thought you were going to offer yourself as an escort for summer weddings and such. ;)
...so is there a market for such a thing in your neck of the woods? :p
...so is there a market for such a thing in your neck of the woods? :p
Oh, I'm so out of the dating loop I haven't a clue. :D I do have both ends of the prison spectrum covered, however. I have relatives who've served time, and mr anait has relatives who work in Corrections.
Oh, I'm so out of the dating loop I haven't a clue. :D I do have both ends of the prison spectrum covered, however. I have relatives who've served time, and mr anait has relatives who work in Corrections.
Ahh! Was your cousin the guy that raped the deaf mute girl and then broke her fingers so she couldn't rat him out to the cops?
:D
fourrunner
06-17-04, 09:04 AM
Ahh! Was your cousin the guy that raped the deaf mute girl and then broke her fingers so she couldn't rat him out to the cops?
:D
Can't have enough Dating Tips! ;)
^^Is that a joke/urban legend? Don't find it very funny.
My cousin was in for arson. When I was at a bridal shower for mr anait's cousin, who is a guard at Stony Mtn Penitentiary, the aunties were all ooh-ing and ah-ing about her 'dangerous job': "Ooh, aren't you frightened?? All those men!! Oh, I could never do that!! Why would you do that?? Oh, my goodness..." She was trying to deflect all the questions, so I chimed in with, "Isn't that funny - you work at Stony, I have a cousin in Stony!" That got the ladies' attention. "Oh, my! Who is this woman Mike married? Does she come from a criminal family? Does she have a record? Oh, dear..."
^^Is that a joke/urban legend? Don't find it very funny.
My cousin was in for arson. :D
Well, i'm not really cool with arson, so I guess that makes us even in a way.
Sean O'Gorman
06-17-04, 12:24 PM
So, when a thread does down the toilet on Off Camber, does it swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise? :saywhat: :D
B3RACER1a
06-17-04, 12:37 PM
LOL Sean.
As long as it stays in the bowl, Sean. :rofl:
Well, i'm not really cool with arson, so I guess that makes us even in a way.
Sorry, poorly placed smilie. Meant it for the following story. Edited now.
^^Is that a joke/urban legend? Don't find it very funny.
My cousin was in for arson. When I was at a bridal shower for mr anait's cousin, who is a guard at Stony Mtn Penitentiary, the aunties were all ooh-ing and ah-ing about her 'dangerous job': "Ooh, aren't you frightened?? All those men!! Oh, I could never do that!! Why would you do that?? Oh, my goodness..." She was trying to deflect all the questions, so I chimed in with, "Isn't that funny - you work at Stony, I have a cousin in Stony!" That got the ladies' attention. "Oh, my! Who is this woman Mike married? Does she come from a criminal family? Does she have a record? Oh, dear..."
hah, you have as much tact with relations as me, hah :D
So, when a thread does down the toilet on Off Camber, does it swirl clockwise or counter-clockwise? :saywhat: :DTo expand upon that, does it swirl the other way in the southern Hemisphere? Robstar, Kiwifan? Anyone? :gomer:
Kiwifan
06-17-04, 08:38 PM
Standing in front of the toilet purely as a test :D it goes left to right or counterclockwise. Next question. ;)
Rusty.
BTW it's SNOWING! Bigtime huge fluffy white snowflakes stacking up like there's no tomorrow. Oh yeah, and I just got my Surfers tickets in the mail this morning, does life get any better? :D Disclaimer, heartfelt apologies to those in prison for any reason. I guess you make your own bed but looking at some of these folk on the web site quite a few seemed to be helping out their partners. :confused:
Standing in front of the toilet purely as a test :D it goes left to right or counterclockwise. Next question. ;)
Dammit!!! You are from the Southern Hemisphere! Its ANTIclockwise! I get corrupted enough living here! :p
nz_climber
06-17-04, 09:58 PM
i can confirm Kiwifans findings :thumbup: :)
Robstar
06-17-04, 10:05 PM
Agreed... :thumbup:
IlliniRacer
06-17-04, 10:28 PM
Where's WickerBill with that damm plunger!!!!! :gomer:
Sean O'Gorman
06-17-04, 10:42 PM
Heh, now look what I started. This thread is about as off track as RichK at Thunderhill! :D
Kiwifan
06-18-04, 01:51 AM
Sorry Cam, I thought I would put it in American English just to help my North American friends understand. I knew you would understand mate. ;)
Take care buddy.
Rusty. :p
Rogue Leader
06-18-04, 07:56 AM
http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-307779
Railbird, meet Jailbird. :laugh:
Incarcerated For: 2nd degree murder :eek:
Incarcerated For: 2nd degree murder :eek:
Well, she is "goal-oriented".
Strange coincidence. Most of the women incarcarated for murder appear to be widowed...
Widows seem to be more likely to commit murder! I think that someone should study this to see what it is about having your spouse die that will cause you to commit muder. Depression? Not enough income? :gomer:
Strange coincidence. Most of the women incarcarated for murder appear to be widowed...
Tired of their man maybe :confused:
:p
Heh, now look what I started. This thread is about as off track as RichK at Thunderhill! :D
Okay, I just read this post today. http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/smilies/twofinger.gif
ever notice how many prisoners seem to find God in prison?
God in prison?I wonder what he did?
Steve99
06-19-04, 03:44 PM
Standing in front of the toilet purely as a test :D it goes left to right or counterclockwise. Next question. ;)
Are you sure that wasn't a twIRL race you were watching? How can you tell the difference?
Sean O'Gorman
06-19-04, 08:25 PM
Well, she is "goal-oriented".
I'd consider surviving to my release date at age 84 to be a goal too!!! :eek:
Kiwifan
06-19-04, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by steve99
Are you sure that wasn't a twIRL race you were watching?
Gad Sir, you insult me and if you were closer I would slap you with a glove and propose a dual with pistols at 40 paces. twIRLing indeed. :D :D
It took great skill and concentration to conduct that test and the results were surprising. In fact I have an idea if someone can come up with a bigger toilet we may just have found a way to get rid of FTG, once and for all. ;) Either that or get one of our girls to write him from prison. :p
Rusty.
eiregosod
06-20-04, 10:34 AM
Ya reckon this dood looks like Spicoli?
http://writeaprisoner.com/images/picts/z-240853.jpg
LOL!
Sean O'Gorman
06-30-04, 04:45 PM
This site ended up being posted on the MR2 forum today:
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/
How is it possible that there is THAT large of a market for single inmates that there are now two websites!? :confused:
oddlycalm
06-30-04, 09:05 PM
How is it possible that there is THAT large of a market for single inmates that there are now two websites!? :confused:
With 2.5 million plus enjoying a concrete vacation on the guvmint in the US it's a growth industry. To put it in perspective, if China had the same percentage of it's population incarcerated as the US they would have to make jail space for 150 million people. :gomer:
One interesting thing I noticed was the while most of the male and older female prisoners listed their orientation as hetero, almost all the female prisoners list theirs as bi. :confused:
oc
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