One way to pick a bride

[anait]

A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes,and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new golf clubs, a stereo, video recorder and a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the money wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. And after giving long and careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

[RichK]

If it was the second one that had the biggest boobs.........SCORE! :D

[Warlock!]

If it was the second one that had the biggest boobs.........SCORE! :D
I vote for taking the money the third chick made, get all of 'em some implants, and keep 'em all.

Warlock!

[RichK]

I vote for taking the money the third chick made, get all of 'em some implants, and keep 'em all.

Warlock!

I humbly stand corrected.

[Sean O'Gorman]

If it was the second one that had the biggest boobs.........SCORE! :D

Definitely! Don't know what I'd do with the golf clubs though. Race tires would be much cooler, although in your case I think you'd like these (http://www.bfgoodrichtires.com/images/catalog/tires/krawler_large.jpg) for your FVee. :D

[RichK]

I know what I'd do with the golf clubs, SeanO...... :mad: :eek: :)

http://www.nerocam.com/Pics/cmr2_6.jpg

[Michaelhatesfans]

Couldn't help but notice the typo in the thread title. You put "One" instead of "Only." Ha! Don't worry, little typos like that are easy to do!

:p

Mmmm. Boobs.

[anait]

Couldn't help but notice the typo in the thread title. You put "One" instead of "Only." Ha! Don't worry, little typos like that are easy to do!

:p

Mmmm. Boobs.

:laugh:

My husband sent me the joke...our MSN conversation reads:


Mike says: http://www.divineimages.com/prod/it9/20596/FPE/FEDERAL/STAB/LOK/AMP/BREAKER.htm
Mike says: read the joke on the left column
anait says: k
...
anait says: LOL
anait says: so, I'd say that was your criteria, then...
Mike says: <silence>

[RichK]

Mike says: <silence>

Smart man.

[Michaelhatesfans]

:laugh:

My husband sent me the joke...our MSN conversation reads:


Mike says: http://www.divineimages.com/prod/it9/20596/FPE/FEDERAL/STAB/LOK/AMP/BREAKER.htm
Mike says: read the joke on the left column
anait says: k
...
anait says: LOL
anait says: so, I'd say that was your criteria, then...
Mike says: <silence>
Really? Pointing out that criteria was more or less my pickup line! :D

[devilmaster]

Smart man.

Too bad i'm not.

So Anait, aren't we(the general male membership of OC) waiting for Bikini pics of you to confirm or deny? ;) :D

Steve

[anait]

Too bad i'm not.

So Anait, aren't we(the general male membership of OC) waiting for Bikini pics of you to confirm or deny? ;) :D

Steve

Well, my devoted hubby just joined OC today, and I'm thinking he may not want anybody ogling his woman. :rofl: At least, that's what I'm assuming... Anyway, not ready for that tankini pic to get taken, not enough gym time!! Gimme another several months.

[devilmaster]

Well, my devoted hubby just joined OC today, and I'm thinking he may not want anybody ogling his woman.

My brother finally joined?!? Cool!

Oh and BTW, Mr. Anait, it was Warlock who asked. ;)


Anyway, not ready for that tankini pic to get taken, not enough gym time!! Gimme another several months.

sheesh!


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Steve

[Warlock!]

Well, my devoted hubby just joined OC today, and I'm thinking he may want to kick Warlock's *** for ogling his woman.
Jeezus, woman! Ya gotta at least give me a warning of sorts!!!




:(

Warlock!

[anait]

Jeezus, woman! Ya gotta at least give me a warning of sorts!!!




:(

Warlock!

Don't worry, 'lock, he's not the ***-whupping type. :D Although he's pretty handy with operating systems... ;)

[IlliniRacer]

When I saw the thread title I thought it was another "Date a Jailbird" Threads

[devilmaster]

When I saw the thread title I thought it was another "Date a Jailbird" Threads

Could be Illini....... Anait? Something you haven't told us yet?? :rofl:








Man, I am so dead.... ;)

Steve