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Railbird
07-15-04, 07:32 PM
Just got an email from one of the more solid scources I know.
There is a test scheduled in the next five days that puts together one of the most unlikely combinations imaginable. If I didn't know better I would suggest the test should be a urine analises for the person who sent me this update.
all I can say is stay tuned, I should have a face to face meeting this weekend.
too freakin weird
Paul Tracy testing a Penske crapwagon?
Helio testing a female porn site?
Cheap testing a vegetarian low-carb menu?
Spicoli
07-15-04, 07:54 PM
Just got an email from one of the more solid scources I know.
There is a test scheduled in the next five days that puts together one of the most unlikely combinations imaginable. If I didn't know better I would suggest the test should be a urine analises for the person who sent me this update.
all I can say is stay tuned, I should have a face to face meeting this weekend.
too freakin weird
PT to RCR?
Racing Truth
07-15-04, 08:02 PM
PT to RCR?
Oh come on. That's been discussed for 2 yrs. now. That would surprise absolutely no one.
PT to Penske? Well, that would be something.
Given where this is at, I have to assume it has something to do with the IRL. Let the wilda$$ speculation begin. :gomer:
Spicoli
07-15-04, 08:10 PM
Oh come on. That's been discussed for 2 yrs. now. That would surprise absolutely no one.
PT to Penske? Well, that would be something.
Given where this is at, I have to assume it has something to do with the IRL. Let the wilda$$ speculation begin. :gomer:
Well, I suppose you are right.
PT is gone for 3million.
So I guess Foyts going to F1 finally? :cry:
Ferdman
07-15-04, 08:15 PM
Sarah Fisher in a ChampCar! The test will be called off when they discover she can't fit in the cockpit.
Rick Mears coming out of retirement to drive for Prost's new ChampCar team?
Maybe FTG will himself test a safer barrier at 220mph at a 90 degree angle with no HANS device?
Ferdman
07-15-04, 08:18 PM
Sarah Fisher in a ChampCar! The test will be called off when they discover she can't fit in the cockpit.
Rick Mears coming out of retirement to drive for Prost's new ChampCar team?
Maybe FTG will himself test a safer barrier at 220mph at a 90 degree angle with no HANS device?
Oops, I forgot this is in "The Others" section, so remove the first two guesses. I guess I can only wish for the third guess.
I'm guessing it is somebody testing for the BY 400.
Larry Foyt testing for Penske? Luis Diaz for Ganassi?
I'm guessing it is somebody testing for the BY 400.
Larry Foyt testing for Penske? Luis Diaz for Ganassi?
BY400 testing was this week and last week only......
They are testing at Kentucky next week.
Racewriter
07-15-04, 08:45 PM
I'm betting that the driver is AJFore.
How come JJ Yelley can't get no love?!?
:gomer:
Cheever to test a champ car? ;)
stroker
07-15-04, 10:29 PM
I hope it's Jacques Villeneuve to the IRL. Then we won't have to suffer any more "JV back to CART/F1!" threads...
IlliniRacer
07-15-04, 10:39 PM
Jeff Gordon to Williams
Jeff Gordon to Williams
Rumours like this dont eminate from the Flag Room or Gasoline Alley! ;)
Sean O'Gorman
07-15-04, 11:34 PM
AJ4 in a Penske NASCAR.
Colonel Mustard in the study with a lead pipe. :p
RaceGrrl
07-16-04, 12:31 AM
Will it knock our socks off?
chop456
07-16-04, 01:20 AM
Thomas Enge and John Paul Sr.?
theunions
07-16-04, 01:50 AM
Thomas Enge and John Paul Sr.?
Hardly what I'd call an "unlikely combination." ;)
chop456
07-16-04, 02:33 AM
Hardly what I'd call an "unlikely combination." ;)
Yeah, but the combination of me and an easy cheap shot is very likely indeed. :D
Lizzerd
07-16-04, 02:48 AM
Damn, 'bird... you gotta tell us when it happens.
Nigel Mansell or Villeneuve in Earl? (No way...)
PT to Williams? (Nah... Well, maybe, but doubt it)
PT to Toyota? (Nah, too)
Bourdais in a NASTRUCK?
Nah... it's gotta be something Earl related, considering the crowd you hang with. :D
Coldfart
07-16-04, 03:02 AM
Sarah Fisher in the 3rd Gibbs car.
4wheeldrifter
07-16-04, 07:21 AM
Dammit, Lizzerd, you beat me. Put me down for ol' Nige in the second Crapwagon driving for Fat Carl. If DNF's arse can wedge itself in there, ol' Nige shouldn't have a problem.
Railbird
07-16-04, 07:37 AM
No Indycar connection.
Come on racefans, in this day and age would it really be that weird for most anyone to have a test in one of those sleads?
IF there is a shread of truth to this it is a pure head shaker. I hope to unearth a few more facts Saturday.
and I'll gladly be the first one to laugh at me if there isn't.
Hmmm.. Mika to test a C.O.R.R. truck?
PT takes Miss Budweiser for a couple rounds around the drink?
Petter testing swamp buggies?
Jimmy Spencer gets fitted for an XXL Minardi seat??
I'm clueless.
BTW, I'm going to the Craftsman Truck race at Gateway SAt. night. :gomer: Yee Haaa!!
Spicoli
07-16-04, 07:58 AM
No Indycar connection.
I heard soem crazy ***** about Lavin in an F1 seat?
Rogue Leader
07-16-04, 08:05 AM
I heard soem crazy ***** about Lavin in an F1 seat?
I heard that too... bringing Corona with him, to a team that needs a primary sponsor (Sauber since Redbull will probably be leaving???)
Time to let the cat out of the bag there 'bird. I'm testing Ziggy's Cooper on the infield road course.
Madmaxfan2
07-16-04, 09:32 AM
I will give it a shot. Crapwagons are going to Daytona for testing for a possible race date during speedweeks in February. IRL is about that desperate.
So the Marty Roth for Mikey Schumacher trade has more weight than everyone thought? Hmmmm!!!
Kelvis
Thomas Enge and John Paul Sr.?
Classic.
TG rides in the ChampCar 2-seater
Tony George wants to have another "Marquee Event" and thinks the SAFER barriers will allow him to do it. Because he has experience, none of the regulars are willing to test, and his cousin promised him a ride "at Indy" - John Andretti will be testing a Top Fuel Dragster on the frontstretch at Indy in preparation for the U.S. Nationals to move from IRP to IMS.
Joe in LA
07-16-04, 12:14 PM
PT in an Andretti-Green car.
I respect you 'Bird, but I don't see what usefull purpose is served by an "I have big news but can't tell anyone what it is" post.
I respect you 'Bird, but I don't see what usefull purpose is served by an "I have big news but can't tell anyone what it is" post.
Maybe he's pondering starting his own news and rumors site. ;)
IlliniRacer
07-16-04, 01:59 PM
Maybe he's pondering starting his own news and rumors site. ;)
"You heard it here first!" ;)
devilmaster
07-16-04, 02:01 PM
Maybe he's pondering starting his own news and rumors site. ;)
:laugh:
But then he's doing it all wrong.... Don't have a big scoop and keep it to yourself, the usual SOP for rumour sites is this:
1) Throw tonnes of sh** at the wall.
2) See if anything sticks
3) If nothing sticks, repeat step 1, else step 4
4) Announce your site is validated by the sh** that did stick....
Steve
Al Unser jr to test for Rocketsports. :gomer:
I have seen some pics of Railbird and he has more gray hair than a geritol convention.
Maybe he forgot what he heard already and needs a reminder on Sat.? :p
:laugh:
But then he's doing it all wrong.... Don't have a big scoop and keep it to yourself, the usual SOP for rumour sites is this:
1) Throw tonnes of sh** at the wall.
2) See if anything sticks
3) If nothing sticks, repeat step 1, else step 4
4) Announce your site is validated by the sh** that did stick....
Steve
You can't do the above without the occasional "we're sworn to secrecy, but something huge will be announced in Toronto. Trust us - this is huge." You then update it with, "the details are being worked out, and it should be announced by Road America." If I had $1 for every "big announcement" that was supposed to happen in Mexico City, I'd be rich.
devilmaster
07-16-04, 02:36 PM
If I had $1 for every "big announcement" that was supposed to happen in Mexico City, I'd be rich.
Enough to have a big announcement in Mexico City that you're starting a ChampCar team?
Whoops! was that supposed to be a secret? ;)
Steve
Dirty Sanchez
07-16-04, 02:38 PM
George Mack to testdrive PT's Blinged-out Hummer. Big deal. :o
Madmaxfan2
07-16-04, 03:39 PM
:laugh:
But then he's doing it all wrong.... Don't have a big scoop and keep it to yourself, the usual SOP for rumour sites is this:
1) Throw tonnes of sh** at the wall.
2) See if anything sticks
3) If nothing sticks, repeat step 1, else step 4
4) Announce your site is validated by the sh** that did stick....
Steve
You just gave away the proceedure plan for the "spyplane" web site :rofl:
Spicoli
07-16-04, 03:56 PM
George Mack to testdrive PT's Blinged-out Hummer. Big deal. :o
Hater. :flame:
George Mack to testdrive PT's Blinged-out Hummer. Big deal. :o
Did George Mack test drive anybody when he did that "dating" show. I bet he is more PR than pop on track and in the sack?
Railbird
07-16-04, 04:26 PM
I respect you 'Bird, but I don't see what usefull purpose is served by an "I have big news but can't tell anyone what it is" post.
Who said it was "big news"?
It's just weird that's all.
Nothing to get all knoted up about.
btw, I'd be the last to ask anyone to respect me when it comes to message board nonsense.
Kiwifan
07-16-04, 04:31 PM
'bird, it's Saturday, right here, right now so it's time for "that meeting" or for you to spill the beans. :)
So, what's it all about, Alfie...........................? ;)
Rusty.
Spicoli
07-16-04, 04:33 PM
Penske. :)
Mr. Vengeance
07-16-04, 04:43 PM
Penske. :)
Back to ChampCar? :)
Oh dear....
Lizzerd
07-16-04, 05:47 PM
Mika Hakkinen to Williams.
Racing Truth
07-16-04, 07:31 PM
Penske. :)
Could be true in this sport, but if so, I think it would be something different than what Bird was talking about, as he said, "No Indycar connection."
Well, I was thinking in the wrong direction as it has no IRL connection.
Clearly, it must be Jimmy Spencer to Williams. :gomer: ;)
PT testing one of Penske's stock cars? :D
Tom Cruise drives for Kinser in WoO.
Madmaxfan2
07-16-04, 08:24 PM
Jeff Gordon gets a secret Williams test for an F1 seat. Wilder yet, Tony Stewart gets a secret Williams test.
Kasey Kahne gets a William's test but is punched out by Tony Stewart as he prepares for his McLaren test.
fourrunner
07-16-04, 08:47 PM
Helio getting Married in San Francisco before the Constitutional Amendment prohibits it ?
Kasey Kahne gets a William's test but is punched out by Tony Stewart as he prepares for his McLaren test.
Now you are just being silly! :D
It's Tony Stewart gets the Williams test and is punched out by Jimmy Spencer as he prepares for the Ferrari test! (You heard it here first... Spencer to replace M$ when he retires at the end of the season) ;)
Methanolandbrats
07-16-04, 09:12 PM
Sarah Fisher hired by Scores?
Spicoli
07-16-04, 10:17 PM
http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/newbie/dodgethisnewbie.jpg
http://www.slightlywarped.com/forumpictures/newbie/dodgethisnewbie.jpg
My pit bull pup,named Turbo, and nicknamed Kobe, gets to test drive Sarah?
Madmaxfan2
07-17-04, 12:10 PM
Dale Earnhardt JR. drives a Champ Car to see if he is that good. Maybe Tony Stewart drives a Champ Car. Paul Tracy lines up a Brickyard ride, or Michael Andretti goes out of retirement for a Brickyard ride. Remember, Railbird on knows what happening at IMS, so it has to be about something at the Brickyard 400. I got it!, Sarah Fisher lands a ride at the Brickyard 400.
Remember, Railbird on knows what happening at IMS, so it has to be about something at the Brickyard 400.
I think your wrong.
Classic Apex
07-17-04, 12:25 PM
Somebody 'splain this please !?!
IRL.Com Driver Info Page - Eddie Irvine (http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/drivers/driver_bios.php?driver_id=127)
May I be the first to exclaim...WTF?
:saywhat:
Chitowncartfreak
07-17-04, 02:31 PM
Somebody 'splain this please !?!
IRL.Com Driver Info Page - Eddie Irvine (http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/drivers/driver_bios.php?driver_id=127)
May I be the first to exclaim...WTF?
:saywhat:
Let me be the second...WTF??!! :saywhat:
Somebody 'splain this please !?!
IRL.Com Driver Info Page - Eddie Irvine (http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/drivers/driver_bios.php?driver_id=127)
May I be the first to exclaim...WTF?
:saywhat:
Change the ?driver_id=127 in the URL to ?driver_id=126 and you get Button. Take off the Tim Foil Hats fellas! :laugh:
i can only assume they're there because of the USGP.
Spicoli
07-17-04, 04:42 PM
'bird has alot of splainin to do.
Sunday is tomorrow, right? :saywhat:
Change the ?driver_id=127 in the URL to ?driver_id=126 and you get Button. Take off the Tim Foil Hats fellas! :laugh:
You want to see an instant classic? Switch the driver id to equal #1. :rofl: :eek:
http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/drivers/driver_bios.php?driver_id=1
Rogue Leader
07-17-04, 06:06 PM
You want to see an instant classic? Switch the driver id to equal #1. :rofl: :eek:
http://www.indyracing.com/indycar/drivers/driver_bios.php?driver_id=1
Finished 25th in A.J. Foyt Racing entry at Indianapolis after starting 27th.
and hes proud of that LOL
Sarah Fisher hired by Scores?
I heard she has a full time gig at Sluts R Us these days.
Brickman
07-17-04, 09:56 PM
I heard she has a full time gig at Sluts R Us these days.
:shakehead
Steve99
07-17-04, 11:09 PM
and hes proud of that LOL
He's just that good. :gomer:
Spicoli
07-18-04, 10:17 AM
Wake up 'bird.
I'm waiting.
Railbird
07-18-04, 10:48 AM
There is a test scheduled in the next five days
I take it math is not one of your strong points.
No new word, just wating to see.
Spicoli
07-18-04, 11:05 AM
There is a test scheduled in the next five days
I take it math is not one of your strong points.
No new word, just wating to see.
your new name is:
Smarmy. :gomer:
OK. Whatever. You're just pulling a Wilke. :saywhat:
Brickman
07-18-04, 12:58 PM
your new name is:
Smarmy. :gomer:
OK. Whatever. You're just pulling a Wilke. :saywhat:
Name calling just isn't what it use to be. ;)
Spicoli THE Entertainer.
Spicoli
07-18-04, 01:36 PM
Name calling just isn't what it use to be. ;)
Spicoli THE Entertainer.
dood 1: "I know somthing big."
dood 2: "what is it?"
Dood 1: "I can;t tell you."
dood 2: "you suck, out with it, you bitch."
I hate stuff like that.
smarmy? That's 'bird.
Railbird
07-18-04, 03:52 PM
Tears of a clown.
No news yet Krusty
Insomniac
07-18-04, 04:02 PM
I just wanted to bump my post count too. I'm feeling left out. :P
Steve99
07-19-04, 12:07 PM
Still waiting.
freekin crickets...............hello??
Railbird
07-19-04, 12:49 PM
still waiting myself
being employed has it's downside
Mr. Railbird,
Should this be shifted to Ripley's "Believe it or not" chat room?
Kelvis
Man, can you feel the love? :gomer:
devilmaster
07-19-04, 03:28 PM
Man, can you feel the love? :gomer:
Uh-oh..... you better just say it 'bird. Ank is starting to sing Disney tunes..... :D
Steve
Winston Wolfe
07-19-04, 03:28 PM
Man, can you feel the love? :gomer:
Can you feel the "pad" on the post count ? :D
mexican
07-19-04, 03:37 PM
pad? what pad???
devilmaster
07-19-04, 03:49 PM
pad? what pad???
with wings.... :D
Steve
Spicoli
07-19-04, 06:19 PM
After thinking about this most of the last 4 days, I believe it is simply someone will step into a NA$CaB tomorrow at IMS. Dave the King :gomer: Wilson was broadcasting live from there this afternoon on WIrlBC here in Indy. NA$CaB testing continues tomorrow.
Could we see a non-NA$CaB doodle in a car testing? That would be my guess.
And BTW Dave - loose some weight you IRL shill. Those guys are unapologotically KoolAid drinkers. He must get his own trailer full of Jugg's biscuits and Apple Butter for his propoganda work.
Be lucky you don;t have to listen to this tub of Funyuns on a regular basis. :shakehead
FCYTravis
07-19-04, 06:21 PM
Every night I thank the Lord that WIBC's signals never make it this far :laugh:
THIS JUST IN!!!!!!
[mode=Doc^utisitic]
My sources indicate that the day after the Brickyard 400, ToeKnee's gonna drop 400 tons of clay on the old speedplant And SarahDNFisher and Donnie Beechler are gonna take on those Nancyboys ScottnottooSharp and EddiedaLip in a 40 lap match race using Silver Crown cars.
[/mode=Doc^utisitic]
Me? I'll wait on the 'BirdmanofSpeedwaytraz to confirm his deal. ;)
Railbird
07-19-04, 07:29 PM
Well racefans I've let this drag on long enough, with no confirmations and no sightings at the old speedplant today it's time to spill the beans.
There have been moves afoot to put everybodie's favorite teacher's pet in a tin top for the BY. Now it appears that barring any Tuesday suprises we'll be left to only imagine how Newton would do rubbin' fenders with real men.
When I get the whys and wherefores I'll add to this little tale.
Winston Wolfe
07-19-04, 07:33 PM
Well racefans I've let this drag on long enough, with no confirmations and no sightings at the old speedplant today it's time to spill the beans.
There have been moves afoot to put everybodie's favorite teacher's pet in a tin top for the BY. Now it appears that barring any Tuesday suprises we'll be left to only imagine how Newton would do rubbin' fenders with real men.
When I get the whys and wherefores I'll add to this little tale.
(In my best "Different Strokes - Arnold voice)
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, 'Bird? " :confused:
Is that Juice Newton, or Wayne ?
Mr. Vengeance
07-19-04, 07:36 PM
(In my best "Different Strokes - Arnold voice)
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, 'Bird? " :confused:
Is that Juice Newton, or Wayne ?
Jacques Newton.
(In my best "Different Strokes - Arnold voice)
"What'choo talkin' 'bout, 'Bird? " :confused:
Is that Juice Newton, or Wayne ?
Try "Newtown" :gomer: :saywhat:
Try "Newtown" :gomer: :saywhat:
:thumbup:
Winston Wolfe
07-19-04, 07:39 PM
Try "Newtown" :gomer: :saywhat:
I'm tryin' to work wif ya, fellas, but remember, I am on the "Left Coast", and not too close to all of this insider, gomer speak....
Can you provide me a "translation" ?
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