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pchall
07-23-04, 09:49 AM
The IRL goes to Milwaukee.

I suppose AJ has the old dirt car on the trailer believing that AJ4 can take on all those furriners in the funny cars with the motor in the back.
devilmaster
07-23-04, 02:48 PM
Foyt 22.6359 161.425, 15th out of 22nd in first practice.....

top driver is dixon at 22.0388 at 165.799............

which is good enough for 12th on the 1st practice time sheets of champcar at Mke.

Steve
Lizzerd
07-23-04, 04:28 PM
Foyt 22.6359 161.425, 15th out of 22nd in first practice.....

top driver is dixon at 22.0388 at 165.799............

which is good enough for 12th on the 1st practice time sheets of champcar at Mke.

Steve

12th by time or speed? Champ Car measures the track a bit longer than irl, I think. Therefore, identical times would look faster for an earl-sled. Wait a minute... Champ Car may measure it shorter. Don't remember... I'll check.
Spicoli
07-23-04, 04:44 PM
12th by time or speed? Champ Car measures the track a bit longer than irl, I think. Therefore, identical times would look faster for an earl-sled. Wait a minute... Champ Car may measure it shorter. Don't remember... I'll check.

And the correct answer is:


THE EARL STILL SUCKS


Now back to your regularly scheduled bashing. :gomer:
FCYTravis
07-23-04, 04:44 PM
BREAKING FOYT FUTILITY WATCH UPDATE:

He's crashed. Again.

Whacked the wall "lightly" in Turn 4 and came to rest at Pit-In.

:rofl:
devilmaster
07-23-04, 04:48 PM
BREAKING FOYT FUTILITY WATCH UPDATE:

He's crashed. Again.

Whacked the wall "lightly" in Turn 4 and came to rest at Pit-In.

:rofl:

breaking news??? or breaking car???

Steve
Spicoli
07-23-04, 04:51 PM
BREAKING FOYT FUTILITY WATCH UPDATE:

He's crashed. Again.

Whacked the wall "lightly" in Turn 4 and came to rest at Pit-In.

:rofl:


AWESOME!


How many crashes (or brushes) is that this year?

And did Grampa Sammich take his allowance for the weekend? :rofl:
Lizzerd
07-23-04, 04:52 PM
Breaking budgets.
FCYTravis
07-23-04, 05:03 PM
The AJ Foyt 225

Does that describe the number of laps, or the number of suspension parts his grandson is going to break?
FCYTravis
07-23-04, 05:22 PM
And did Grampa Sammich take his allowance for the weekend? :rofl:
Well, if you go by cumulative wreck costs, I think poor AJFore is going to be docked his allowance until sometime well after he's collecting Social Security :laugh:
JoeBob
07-23-04, 06:09 PM
The AJ Foyt 225

Does that describe the number of laps, or the number of suspension parts his grandson is going to break?

Neither, it is his Weight Watchers goal.
Andrew Longman
07-26-04, 06:03 PM
AWESOME!


How many crashes (or brushes) is that this year?

And did Grampa Sammich take his allowance for the weekend? :rofl:

Apparently not. I understand he ran out of noses and finished the race with a spare Panther nose... with a chevy bowtie on it no less!
DaveL
07-26-04, 11:47 PM
My people are telling me that the reason why they slapped the Panther nose on is because the nose from the '76 Coyote they wanted to put on was in the transporter and unaccessable at the time.
Rob
07-27-04, 07:18 PM
My people are telling me that the reason why they slapped the Panther nose on is because the nose from the '76 Coyote they wanted to put on was in the transporter and unaccessable at the time.
That's true, but they had one remaining proper IRL nose left. Unfortunately, though, Grampa was using it to hold his sammich on one wing and his tater salad and pie on the other and didn't want to disrupt his lunch.
anait
07-27-04, 08:16 PM
That's true, but they had one remaining proper IRL nose left. Unfortunately, though, Grampa was using it to hold his sammich on one wing and his tater salad and pie on the other and didn't want to disrupt his lunch.

:laugh: