Caption contest

[Railbird]

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I'll buy a beer at The Ale Emporium this weekend for anyone who can pen a caption that does not include the words goofy bastage or Goodwill.

[Ziggy]

Late for his latest recording session, Tony the Chipmonk takes time for a photo opp for one of his legions of fans

[Ziggy]

I vant to suck your series blood

[Ziggy]

I did it, I killed openwheel racing

[lone_groover]

Thank you Fab Five! I loved the makeover and the spa treatment. Especially that last part - OUCH! *wink** LOL** teehee."

;)

[cart7]

When I put this pair of glasses on I see Foreign engine manufacturers, engine leasing, road and street courses, lots of foreign road race drivers, Team owners promoting races and not a single American dirt slinger in sight.

[JoeBob]

Separated at Birth:

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[Mr. Vengeance]

^^^^ well done! :thumbup:

[2DB]

Now you put it between your top inside lip and your gums for a few..........anybody got some munchies.....gotta go

[Winston Wolfe]

"Can you see any ?..... Is there any there ?.... no, really, is there any white powder on my upper lip ?.... is there any on my nose...... C'mon, I've got a press conference coming up where I have to talk about "the vision".... really, c'mon, guys.... we gotta get going ! "

[fourrunner]

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"Whenever I'm at Darren Mannings place, we try on shoes for hours, and make these cute little chipmunk faces at each other... He's such a sweetie !"

[Lizzerd]

Long lost twins...

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[SteveH]

I'm turning Japanese, turning Japanese, I really think so.

[FCYTravis]

Wow, these new sunglasses really help me refocus the Vision. Now I can see all along that the IRL was about foreign road racers running engine-leased cars around the streets of backwater Florida.

[Rogue Leader]

ooopsie! I farted! hehehehe

[toymaker]

Got Coke??? :eek:

[Wabbit]

2005 poster child to encourage the use of birth control.

[Dave99]

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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste

I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name

I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change

Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah...

[SteveH]

^ :thumbup:

It reminded me that BIF also did this song last spring - May 18, 2004:

MAn o h mna did we ever get drunked up
SO SAturday BUck picks me up bout 8 and we head to the track. I has a case of BUd and BUck brought soem ROlling ROck cause its got 33 on it and no one knows why that is. And BUck says we shoud drink it at the track cause we aint for sure we got 33 racers hahahahaha SO we think amybe we shoud have ROLling ROck as the offishal beer of the INdy 5 hunnert. BEtter than an oil can of the forrin stuff. WEll it was rainin and we was drinkin in BUCks truck and we pulled into GOergetown ROad and parked in a yard and I had to pee reel bad. We already drunked bout have a case in an hour. MAn I was bout to bust. Well we thought we coud go int he track there but no we had to walk all the way down to the other end and I was in tears I had ot pee that bad. I was rainin and I was bout have drunnkand I had to pee and I was walking forver it seemed liek. BUt we got in and the firstthting I did was make bee line to the pee line hahahahahah AHhhhh better than sex. ALmost hahahahahaha

BUcks wife TAmmie had packed up some ham samwcihes and ADrian fixed me up with soem left over meetloaf sammiches. MMmmm goood. We sat up in E stand and began to drink more of BUcks bottel of WIle TUrky while we was wating for thetrack to dry. . ANd then I had ot pee again. I hate that when I got to pee bout ever 15 minits. SO I went down and I took a leek and looked round a bit. I looked over the the headquaters fo the INdianapolis MOtor Speeway and then I realized I was looking at the building that TONey GORge works in. I neerly pissed my pants. BUt I didn't cause I just did. hahahahaha SO I went over to the fence and just looked at that buildign whiel Iw as standin int he mud. And I was just magining if TOney woud walk out of there with AJ or someone famous leik that. MAybe JOhn Menarts or EDdy CHeever. I started to cry it was so spechul. THat my frend is the center of the racing univers. THat is where it all begins. RIght here in INDianpolis in SPeddway INDiana. I just bowed my head and thanked the good LOrd we got a man liek TOney GOrge to take INdy racing to where its going. IF it aint for TOney who knows where INdy racing woud be to day.

SO anyways I head back up int he stands and drink a few more beers and BUck and I hit that TUrky perty hard. SO I had some more beers and was reely getting drunk reel good. SO we had more TUrky hahahahahahaha BOUt then I thout maybe Id take a nap before they runned there first laps. I streched out and befour I know it I hear all this noise and I thought we was being attacted or soemthing but it was the INDy cars ont he track. Dam they is loud this year. BUt whiel Iwas sleep I had this dream and it was amazing. I cant get it out of my head. It was so reel. BUck and me was walkign into the track just liek we did int he mornign but as we bought our ticket there was TOney GOrge shaking ever ones hands thanking them for showen up. IT was wild. SSO BUcka nd me just kind of stood there next to him drinkin our beers next to TOney and then all of a sudden I here the ROlling STOneds start signing that PLEase Allow MWe To Innnerduce MYself song. But it was differnt and it went somethin liek this

PLEase allow me to innerduce myslef
IM the man that owns this place
I owned it for a long long time
ANd Im the one that runs this race
I was a round when AJ wonned
and AL and RIck all got fore
MAde damn sure that TRacy
coudnt win and steel the BOrk WArmer
PLeased to meet you
DOnt you know my face
WHats puzzling me
IS will you buy tickets to my race
I had it with them strret race loosers
THen I saw it was time for a change
KICked them out an there spsoners to
RObin MIller screamed in vain
I run this race
AN owned all this place
and the golf coarse to
and the new parking place
PLeased to meet you
DOnt you know my face
Whatspuzzling me
IS will you buy tickets to my race
I Wached with glee
when CARts stock tanked
and we laffed for days
at the races they gave
I shouted out
WHo kiled the enemy
when after all it was LEo and me
LEt me please innerduce myslef
IM the man that owns this place
ANd i made a track for BERnies boys
ANd i got FRances boys runnin in this place
PLeased to meet you
DOnt you know my face
WHats puzzling me
IS will you buy tickets to my race
PLeased to meet you
HOPeyou know my face
WHats puzzling you
IS why theres nobone in this place
JUst as AJ is a legend
All the FOyts are the same
ANd Saras here
JUSt buy my tickets
CAUse I gonna need a big gate
SO if you meet me
HAve a money order
HAve a credit card, have same cash
USe all your well erned salry
OR i'll blind your eyes with glare
PLeased to meet you
DOnt you know my face
WHats puzzling me
IS will you buy tickets to my race
PLeased to meet you
HOPeyou know my face
WHats puzzling you
IS why theres nobone in this place

BIf#


THe IRl - breaking our back to perserve the INdy Car tradtions

[FRANKY]

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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste

I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name

I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change

Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name

Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah...


"I stuck around st. pete
When I saw it was a time for a change"

Doh! :cry:

[pineapple]

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(borrowed from the Carpenters) :)

I'm on the top of the EARL
Lookin down on my vision
And the only explanation I can find
Is the coke that I've blown
And the destruction that I've sown
Your yen's put me on the top of the EARL.


:gomer:

[Clown]

Separated at Birth:

:gomer: http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/racing/09/02/bc.car.irl.themilestone.ap/p1_quote_getty.jpgThats the first thing that entered my mind :gomer:

[Don Quixote]

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Life is like a box of chocolates....

[scanman]

All I see is....
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Duuuuuuh

[Ferdman]

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[/QUOTE]

Goody goody goody. Here come the Honda and Toyota guys with suitcases full of yen. Now, how much coke can I buy with all that yen? I just hope I dont' have to stay on my hands and knees to long to get all that yen. Oh well, all that coke's worth it.

[Jervis Tetch 1]

You know sometimes there are just no words... :rolleyes:

[dando]

Separated at Birth:

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TG poses for the gomer Smiley. :gomer:

-Kevin

[TKGAngel]

Would you buy a used car from this man?

[JT265]

Got any blow?

[Dr. Corkski]

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"Just take the friggin Blue Pill."

[DjDrOmusic]

I can't believe it, Honda bought Danica for me!!

[Elmo T]

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From Looney Tunes, the baby buzzard, "My momma done told me, to get somethin' for din-ner..."