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09-13-04, 12:03 PM
The true stories of some of your favorite drivers, engineers, mechanics, and pit poppsies after their series ended.
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Chim Chim -- growing tired of his unfulfilling relationship with Spritel, Chim Chim moved to California. His last known address is the "Neverland Ranch".
Spritel -- after years of denial and substance abuse, Spritel finally accepted his patrimony and took over control of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
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Sparky -- frustrated by years of last minute fixes to make the Mach 5 a winner with little recognition and reward, Sparky changed his name to Larry Curry and became an engineer for Menard Racing. "There's more money to be scammed in losing than in winning," says Sparky, who is currently doing 5 to 7 on the Cartoon Channel for mail fraud and theft.
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Pops Racer -- after the engineering triumph of the Mach 5, Pops retired from motorsports. He went on to a lucrative career as engineering and stunt double for Jimmy Doohan in six motion pictures and one episode of STNG. Note the design influence of the Mark 5 on the Audi R8 more than thirty years later.
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Trixie -- divorced Speed two years after the series ended, citing "irreconcilable differences". Dying her hair blue, she went on to a very successful career as the second girl in Hentai anime.
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RacerX -- shirking his responsibility as a secret agent and disguised older brother of Speed, Rex Racer took a retirement ride in NASCAR with Home Depot, adopting a mild manner persona as a cover -- Tony Stewart.
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Speed Racer -- Several years after his divorce from Trixie, Speed was sitting in front of his shoe closet contemplating his two hundred pair of Manolo Blahniks and reached an epiphany. He is now very comfortable with his ambiguous sexuality and spends alternate weekends at Champcar races as a Tecate Girl and racing in the IRL under the pseudonym 'D. Wheldon'.
http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/sprichm2.jpg
Chim Chim -- growing tired of his unfulfilling relationship with Spritel, Chim Chim moved to California. His last known address is the "Neverland Ranch".
Spritel -- after years of denial and substance abuse, Spritel finally accepted his patrimony and took over control of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/speedr8.jpg
Sparky -- frustrated by years of last minute fixes to make the Mach 5 a winner with little recognition and reward, Sparky changed his name to Larry Curry and became an engineer for Menard Racing. "There's more money to be scammed in losing than in winning," says Sparky, who is currently doing 5 to 7 on the Cartoon Channel for mail fraud and theft.
http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/gang8.jpg
Pops Racer -- after the engineering triumph of the Mach 5, Pops retired from motorsports. He went on to a lucrative career as engineering and stunt double for Jimmy Doohan in six motion pictures and one episode of STNG. Note the design influence of the Mark 5 on the Audi R8 more than thirty years later.
http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/gang7.jpg
Trixie -- divorced Speed two years after the series ended, citing "irreconcilable differences". Dying her hair blue, she went on to a very successful career as the second girl in Hentai anime.
http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/gang10.jpg
RacerX -- shirking his responsibility as a secret agent and disguised older brother of Speed, Rex Racer took a retirement ride in NASCAR with Home Depot, adopting a mild manner persona as a cover -- Tony Stewart.
http://members.aol.com/Polecattt/s3.jpg
Speed Racer -- Several years after his divorce from Trixie, Speed was sitting in front of his shoe closet contemplating his two hundred pair of Manolo Blahniks and reached an epiphany. He is now very comfortable with his ambiguous sexuality and spends alternate weekends at Champcar races as a Tecate Girl and racing in the IRL under the pseudonym 'D. Wheldon'.