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Methanolandbrats
10-04-04, 09:13 PM
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It



BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.



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CART T. Katz
10-04-04, 09:38 PM
:confused:
Railbird
10-04-04, 10:34 PM
That happened to me the last time I charged the back yard trying to slice up the neighborhood boa constrictor.

The dog died
Lizzerd
10-04-04, 10:36 PM
Oh man... I have so many jokes that are just waiting to be told.

:zippinglipssoidontgetscolded:
chop456
10-05-04, 01:43 AM
"The dog refused to comment, but his breath did smell like peanut butter."
pineapple
10-05-04, 01:48 AM
Too bad the dog can't talk. He could tell us if it really tastes like chicken.
Michaelhatesfans
10-05-04, 02:01 AM
In that same village a few years ago, a baby boy was born without eyelids. They performed a circumcision and used the extra skin to create eyelids for him. He's a little bit cockeyed, but he's doing ok.
ilferrari
10-05-04, 08:31 AM
That happened to me the last time I charged the back yard trying to slice up the neighborhood boa constrictor.

The dog died

:laugh: :thumbup:
indyfan31
10-05-04, 09:48 AM
In that same village a few years ago, a baby boy was born without eyelids. They performed a circumcision and used the extra skin to create eyelids for him. He's a little bit cockeyed, but he's doing ok.

I can't believe I had to read that twice to get it....what a dork. :rofl:
Jervis Tetch 1
10-05-04, 09:46 PM
I heard that on the morning radio show. I thought it was a prank. Either that or I really was tired.
Ankf00
10-05-04, 09:55 PM
that's just ****ed.
cart7
10-06-04, 05:33 AM
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

Wait a minute here. I'll need an explanation from our panel of experts how a guy in his underwear managed to chop his weiner off. :confused:
RacinM3
10-06-04, 03:38 PM
panel of experts

Don't you mean "experts of penile"?
EDwardo
10-06-04, 07:58 PM
Don't you mean "experts of penile"?

ex-spurts? ;)