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rabbit
10-18-04, 03:45 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041017/capt.tms10710172107.irl_texas_tms107.jpg
Sean O'Gorman
10-18-04, 03:48 PM
That's odd, usually it is Honda riding HIM from behind. :saywhat:
pchall
10-18-04, 03:51 PM
Hondas suck, no matter what the positioning.
lone_groover
10-18-04, 04:29 PM
"Yup.......pop-off valve was the ONLY good thing about ChampCars."

:eek:
Ankf00
10-18-04, 04:30 PM
whoever gave him the cowboy hat ought to be shot :saywhat:
racer2c
10-18-04, 04:39 PM
We finally learn the reason why the IRL runs an airbox.
Michaelhatesfans
10-18-04, 04:41 PM
Someone needs to photoshop that Hershey's logo a little bit higher.
devilmaster
10-18-04, 04:49 PM
Someone needs to photoshop that Hershey's logo a little bit higher.

Can we get tony to drive the car up the hershey highway?

Steve
Chiphead_Dave
10-18-04, 05:37 PM
No No Mr. Kannan. Most women enjoy a horse between their legs.

Wheeee look at me dad.

Someone please put another penny in the slot.

Ok you guys pick up by the wheels and try to shake me off.

Do I look like John Travolta.

Ok someone get me the preparation H.

IRL cars feel good on your Hemoroids.

IRL cars feel good where the sun don't shine.

Here is a shot from Tony Kannan's debut erotic video
series "I WANT TO #$@# TONY GEORGE".
dando
10-18-04, 06:07 PM
That is just wrong on so many levels.... :shakehead

My attention was drawn to the Hershey logo second...I'm sure that's the 'bang' for the buck they wanted. ;)

-Kevin
Dave99
10-18-04, 07:26 PM
No, Tony. F Honda is just an expression. :gomer:
Anteater
10-19-04, 12:03 AM
whoever gave him the cowboy hat ought to be shot :saywhat:

I knew you were going to say that! :D
pineapple
10-19-04, 02:46 PM
Firestone Cowboy

(with apologies to Glenn Campbell) :gomer:

I've been peddlin' my ass so long
That I don't know right from wrong
I know every crack in the brick-lined alleys of the Speedway
Where sellin' out's the name of the game
And my pride gets washed away in the rest stops on the Hershey highway.
There's been a load of compromisin'
On the tracks to my horizon
But look how the gomers are lovin' little ole me.

Like a Firestone Cowboy
Whorin' my dignity at a crapwagon rodeo
Like a Firestone cowboy
Bendin' over for Tony with Mikey watchin' from the front row
And gettin freaky later on with Dario.

Well I know there ain't much here to gain
But the yen can ease all the pain
But I get down when I'm shillin' seven-eleven in empty stadiums.
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a Motorola phone and an Altoid tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of compromisin'
And F-1's just over the horizon
All I gotta do is get on my knees in Motegi.

Like a Firestone cowboy
Whorin' my dignity at a crapwagon rodeo
Like a Firestone cowboy
Mashin' that pedal all the way from Sparta to Fontucky.

FADE

Like a Firestone cowboy
Shoppin' for shoes and hair gel with my Danny...

:)
fourrunner
10-19-04, 05:14 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041017/capt.tms10710172107.irl_texas_tms107.jpg

I think the cars name is Helio !!

The IRL Champion is one Butt Ugly MOFO! :eek:
Twisty Bits
10-21-04, 03:43 AM
MECHANICAL BULLS****!
Ferdman
10-21-04, 12:30 PM
IRL car doubles as a Sybian.


(don't ask me how I know that. I don't even know :rolleyes: )
Ankf00
10-21-04, 01:16 PM
IRL car doubles as a Sybian.


(don't ask me how I know that. I don't even know :rolleyes: )

suuuuuuuuure you don't ;)
Michaelhatesfans
10-21-04, 02:52 PM
IRL car doubles as a Sybian.


(don't ask me how I know that. I don't even know :rolleyes: )
So, I guess I'm not the only one who knows what that is. :laugh: