Caption this pic.

[mapguy]

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/irl/2004/ric/irl-2004-ric-gg-0206.jpg

[pchall]

Yipes.

Another reason not to touch the joystiick on your toys this December.

[lone_groover]

Anton:

"C'mon hun. It was just a joke. I was kidding, see? It's a SCOOTER; look, i'm riding it. Come back, please. Don't tell anybody, I didn't mean anything.....It's REALLY a scooter!"

:cry:

[rabbit]

"Mmm, check out that piece of @$$."

/guy in red hat=Defender

[Rob]

"Hmmmm.... if I stick baseball cards in the spokes I wonder what sound it'll make."

[Ed_Severson]

"If only there was some way to make these things more affordable so more 'Muricans could drive 'em around ... I wish I didn't have to lease this thing!"

[Jervis Tetch 1]

Idiot Racing League flounder Ston(y) George demostrates the I*L's new engine and chassis specs proving that even monkeys can drive the crapwagons.

[Dave99]

"I spend 600 million dollars on the IRL and all I get is this dumb scooter?" :gomer:

[Chitowncartfreak]

Man in red hat: "That's a great a$$ - and he has a nice butt as well."

[cart7]

Living proof that in some cases, contraceptive devices are not only an intelligent choice but a responsibility owed to all man-kind.

[Rob]

The above photo is the answer to the question, "What has two wheels and goes 'DUUUUHHHHH'?"

[fourrunner]

Beep Beep, Moron Coming Through .... Beep Beep, Moron Coming Through ... Beep Beep, Moron Coming Through

[Cam]

Zoom Zoom!

[Ziggy]

Mom's got one of these, but her's carries a Keg

[Ankf00]

doing lines made him too stupid to use his two legs? damn... they never taught me that in D.A.R.E.

[Dave99]

doing lines made him too stupid to use his two legs? damn... they never taught me that in D.A.R.E.
Not too many people know this about TG but in 1994 he went to a Drug Abuse Resistance Education meeting at his local cop shop and during the meeting he played around with letters and came away with the idea for Dumb Ass Racing for Everyone. True story.

[pineapple]

Idiotmandias

I met a traveller from the Indy land
Who said: A vast Pagoda of bricked-in stone
Stands in the Speedway . . . Near it, in the stands,
Half skunked, a coked-out idiot lies, whose frown,
And powdered lip, and sneer of doltish command,
Tell that its spinmeister well those Visions (tm) read
Which yet survive, stamped on these worthless things,
The Neilsens that mocked them, and the Yen that fed:
And on the Borg-Warner these words appear:
"My name is Idiotmandias, king of nothing:
Look on my works, ye gomers, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, the stands boundless and bare,
The lone and oval track stretches far away.







(With apologies to Percy Bysshe Shelley)

[Dave99]

"Wow, I think the guys back at the speedway were right. I can go faster on this thing without Fred Nation up my ass."

[FCYTravis]

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Pineapple, you da MAN!

[pineapple]

sorry, duplicate post.

[Michaelhatesfans]

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/irl/2004/ric/irl-2004-ric-gg-0206.jpg
No caption. I'm just thinking about how enjoyable it would be to clothesline the sonofabitch.

[rosawendel]

i need this to get through the huge horde of crowds at the races..... wait.

[nrc]

"I'm an excellant driver."

[Sean O'Gorman]

What is Lizzerd doing there, and why is he staring at TG's ass? ;)

[Andrew Longman]

More proof that no matter how stupid he looks, he keeps his eyes straight ahead driving off into oblivion

[racer2c]

"I'm an excellant driver."
:thumbup: :D

[DagoFast]

Dick on a stick? :gomer:

[RobGuru]

Guy in Marlboro shirt...

"I can't believe Penske made us come here... at least he doesn't make us tool around on one of those."

[pkvracing12]

I know what that idiot is thinking hmmmmmm i cant kill that other series waite a minute thats becuase my series sucks with no fan base

[theunions]

Didn't that used to be Billy Kamphausen's? ;)

[carpfan]

No caption. I'm just thinking about how enjoyable it would be to clothesline the sonofabitch.

Great minds think alike!! :cool:

[Peter Venkman]

"Roger gave me this thing and said 'when I get smarter, I'll get the other two wheels'...."

[dando]

"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!" :gomer:

or, I can think of a few Jack Handy quotes that could be paraphrased to apply. ;)

-Kevin