rosawendel
12-13-04, 09:56 AM
with apologies to those who have already experienced their first snowfall of the season...
Oh, the first fallen snow of the year…. And how it’s covered on the news…:
<fade in, outdoor shot of light snowfall> “Hey, there, good morning! It’s snowing!. I’m your morning anchor Readin’ Dalines, this is my sidekick Lookin Good, and we’ve got bimboette here with the weather!. Today’s top story: it’s snowing! Let’s get a look at traffic, with your traffic reporter, Notina Copter!”
<Traffic guy> : “It’s snowing! Back to you.”
<Anchor> "Thanks, Notina. Now for a look at the weather. Bimboette?"
<Weather Bimbo> “It’s snowing! here's what it looks like on the map!Back to you.”
<Anchor> “Thanks, Bimbo. Now for Today’s top story. It’s Snowing! We go now to our sacrificial Maninthe Field. Man, What’s the word?”
<Man in the field> "It’s snowing! Looks like snow, and when it falls to the ground, it sticks! In a related story, it’s cold out! (Looks up to see if it’s actually snow, or some sort of freeze-dried bird poop) Yep! Snow! Back to you."
<Anchor> "Thanks, Man, Once again, our top story: It’s snowing! We’ll be right back."
<Fade out, with shot of snow taken from Maninthe Field’s cameraman getting a shot of the white stuff...>
Oh, the first fallen snow of the year…. And how it’s covered on the news…:
<fade in, outdoor shot of light snowfall> “Hey, there, good morning! It’s snowing!. I’m your morning anchor Readin’ Dalines, this is my sidekick Lookin Good, and we’ve got bimboette here with the weather!. Today’s top story: it’s snowing! Let’s get a look at traffic, with your traffic reporter, Notina Copter!”
<Traffic guy> : “It’s snowing! Back to you.”
<Anchor> "Thanks, Notina. Now for a look at the weather. Bimboette?"
<Weather Bimbo> “It’s snowing! here's what it looks like on the map!Back to you.”
<Anchor> “Thanks, Bimbo. Now for Today’s top story. It’s Snowing! We go now to our sacrificial Maninthe Field. Man, What’s the word?”
<Man in the field> "It’s snowing! Looks like snow, and when it falls to the ground, it sticks! In a related story, it’s cold out! (Looks up to see if it’s actually snow, or some sort of freeze-dried bird poop) Yep! Snow! Back to you."
<Anchor> "Thanks, Man, Once again, our top story: It’s snowing! We’ll be right back."
<Fade out, with shot of snow taken from Maninthe Field’s cameraman getting a shot of the white stuff...>