Ask Sean a question...

[Sean O'Gorman]

...for I am bored at work. I had to sit around at school for six hours today to spend a total of 40 minutes in class to take two finals, and the airport has shut down here in Cleveland, so I have nothing to keep me entertained at work the next seven hours.

The dumber the question, the better, but I have the right to plead the fif if it is too invading.

[B3RACER1a]

Sean,
Where do babies come from?

[JoeBob]

What is pleading "the fif"

[devilmaster]

Can we also turn this into share your best/worst/stupidest websites? ;)

Steve

[Sean O'Gorman]

Sean,
Where do babies come from?

When a man impregnates a stork, apparently.


What is pleading "the fif"

Watch Chappelle's Show, you'll get it.


Can we also turn this into share your best/worst/stupidest websites? ;)

Steve

No ;)

[pinniped]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[G.]

Why do the words "unladen swallow" sound dirty to me?

[Sean O'Gorman]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Dammit I've never seen Monty Python

NEXT!

[pinniped]

Okay. Thank you for your help. :)

[mapguy]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[dando]

Who the hell names a mascot Bevo, and how did they come up with that name?

Ank reply in 3, 2, 1... :gomer:

-Kevin

[Ankf00]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

african or european?

[Ankf00]

Who the hell names a mascot Bevo, and how did they come up with that name?

Ank reply in 3, 2, 1... :gomer:

-Kevin

say hi to Mr. Bevo kids

hiiiiii misterrrrr Beeeevoooo

http://homepage.mac.com/jeffnee/.Pictures/bevorose.jpg

[Sean O'Gorman]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

To frighten drunks like Al Unser Jr. from getting on the road late at night.


Who the hell names a mascot Bevo, and how did they come up with that name?

Ank reply in 3, 2, 1...

-Kevin

Um, I'm going to say my answer is going to be the opposite of whatever Ank says. And that is going to apply for everything else Ank responds to as well.

[Dave99]

Sean, the guy who drives the snowplow - how does he get to work in the mornings?

[Spicoli]

What's that white crap on your chin?

[Methanolandbrats]

How many days will it be before you're fired for playing on the internet at work?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Sean, the guy who drives the snowplow - how does he get to work in the mornings?

This may be hard to understand with you living in California and all, but just because there is snow on the road, it isn't impossible to drive. Besides, he is on call 24 hrs a day, like Batman, so he is ready to go before a noticable amount has accumulated.


What's that white crap on your chin?

Well, it was in your mom's mouth at one point, but she got angry and spit it at my face. :eek:


How many days will it be before you're fired for playing on the internet at work?

My guess is probably about one day after I request to no longer work weekends, so I'd say, uh, 20.

[Dr. Corkski]

Where is Waldo?

[Ankf00]

Um, I'm going to say my answer is going to be the opposite of whatever Ank says. And that is going to apply for everything else Ank responds to as well.

That would explain why you're only bagging Spicoli's mom instead of that sorority girl :gomer:

Hey I got an idea, we could all start making mom jokes, and before you know it, it'd be just like third grade again!!!!

[Sean O'Gorman]

Where is Waldo?

4790 W. 16th St.
Indianapolis, IN 46222


That would explain why you're only bagging Spicoli's mom instead of that sorority girl

Hey I got an idea, we could all start making mom jokes, and before you know it, it'd be just like third grade again!!!!

Could you rephrase that in the form of a question plz? kthx

[pinniped]

Is Velveeta really cheese?

[fourrunner]

Rumor has it that all women suck! Is that really true ? ;)

[B3RACER1a]

Whats the definition of time?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Is Velveeta really cheese?

Yes. The cow that the cheese comes from, however, is a genetically engineered synthetic rubber cow.


Rumor has it that all women suck! Is that really true ? ;)

Only in the bad way. :(


Why is Ank such a moron?

Good question, Sean! See, Ank has a deeply rooted desire to be an Aggy that is so strong, it chokes his brain stem and causes him to act like an absolute idiot whenever he is behind a keyboard. I hope that clears things up for you.

[Sean O'Gorman]

Whats the definition of time?

Ask these guys:

http://www.festeventsva.org/festevents/HF_2002/images/Morris-Day-and-The-TIme_lg.jpg

[pinniped]

Can you explain "string theory" for me?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Can you explain "string theory" for me?

Certainly!

From http://thamus.org/News/science/super_silly_string.shtml:


Posted: Wed Sep 26 2001
Super String Theory Just Ploy To Sell More Silly String

Super String Theory, the theory saying that the universe consists of clumps of matter linked together by incredibly long and thin "strings", which themselves have immense gravitational fields, was contrived by the manufacturers of Silly String.

"We came up with this idea of Super String Theory some years ago. Silly String sales were plummeting, so we decided to go for the often overlooked drunken frat sector", says the advertising department. Since the "theory" was first proposed, sales of Silly String are up a shocking 300%.

At a recent fraternity party, close to 83% of those attending had at least one can of silly string, which was then used to endow the holder of the can with almost divine powers. "Look at me," says one drunken string shooter, "I'm Jesus ****ing Christ, I'm creating the universe!"


--Chris Famunda

[Ankf00]

This Just In: Breaking News

Texas Department of Fish & Wildlife has declared December 13th the start of OGorman season, officials do not forsee an end to the hunting season citing an abundance of targets and no potential for population endangerment

[Racing Truth]

One of life's mysteries:

Why are the words "plumber" and "lumber" pronounced differently? :gomer:

[Spicoli]

these forums have gone to ****;. :thumdown:

[Methanolandbrats]

Why are MOST of the people in Indiana retarded?

[lone_groover]

Don't you think they should call the sofa bed the "LOVE SEAT" and call the love seat something else?.....and what the hell are/is the pompatous/pompitous/pumpitudes of love, anyway?

:confused: :saywhat:

[Rob]

What would you dooOOOooo for a Klondike Bar?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Why are MOST of the people in Indiana retarded?

Its proximity to Kentucky must rub off on its residents.


Don't you think they should call the sofa bed the "LOVE SEAT" and call the love seat something else?.....and what the hell are/is the pompatous/pompitous/pumpitudes of love, anyway?

It should be called a love bench. And pompitous is a made up word, you'll have to ask Steve Miller.


What would you dooOOOooo for a Klondike Bar?

I would kill a man.

[anait]

Rumor has it that all women suck! Is that really true ? ;)

No, not all women do...and I do feel badly for those women. :cool:

[Methanolandbrats]

How do you feel about gay marriage?

[rosawendel]

if a bird and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[Sean O'Gorman]

How do you feel about gay marriage?

If it keeps Ank and Cork busy and off these forums, then I'm all for it. :D


if a bird and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

348 days; or in other words, once every Browns victory. :laugh:

[Turn7]

Why did I get banned from Champcarfanatics.com today?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Why did I get banned from Champcarfanatics.com today?

Clearly you weren't hardcore enough. A true hardcore Champ Car fan makes 68 posts a day about the endplates on a 1987 March or starts threads about sim races with no actual participants in them.

EDIT: After seeing what you actually did post to get banned, I must say, i have absolutely no idea. :confused:

[FCYTravis]

Let me guess, Turn7 - your post, which dared to question the authority of the moderators and administrators, was deemed to "violate the forum guidelines" because, you know, people can't dissent, can they?

:shakehead

[FCYTravis]

Oh and Sean, 68 posts per day? You need to do some refiguring... that estimate seems low :laugh:

[Ankf00]

link?

[Tim]

Crapwagon died when the secret forums were discovered.

[Michaelhatesfans]

Why did I get banned from Champcarfanatics.com today?
You did? Missed that one. :saywhat:

[peelo]

I cannot believe nobody's asked this yet ...

Can I borrow fifty bucks? Pleeeeaaaase?

[cart7]

If I spend an evening in a bar with a girl, having wonderful small-talk, touching and caressing each other and spending wonderful moments looking into her eyes and then she says she'll call me and she doesn't, plus she seems to be avoiding my calls along with claiming she sent me a text message which I'm not smart enough how to figure out how to recieve.

Does that mean she probably thinks I'm gay?

[Sean O'Gorman]

If I spend an evening in a bar with a girl, having wonderful small-talk, touching and caressing each other and spending wonderful moments looking into her eyes and then she says she'll call me and she doesn't, plus she seems to be avoiding my calls along with claiming she sent me a text message which I'm not smart enough how to figure out how to recieve.

Does that mean she probably thinks I'm gay?

Yes....wait, I mean no! No! :laugh:

Why am I still answering these questions anyway, I'm not even at work anymore!

[Sean O'Gorman]

I cannot believe nobody's asked this yet ...

Can I borrow fifty bucks? Pleeeeaaaase?

Sure. Just give me your PayPal account info and I'll transfer it there for you. :D

[Jervis Tetch 1]

Do you still beat your wife/girlfriend?

[devilmaster]

and a classic from George.......

Can God make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

Steve

[dando]

Do you still beat your wife/girlfriend?
JT, this is SOG we're talking about. Let's be realistic. ;)

-Kevin

[Dvdb]

Have you started drinking yet?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Do you still beat your wife/girlfriend?

What girlfriend?


and a classic from George.......

Can God make a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

Steve

Yes.


Have you started drinking yet?

I had a couple at lunch but I've got to study for one more final today so that's it. Maybe tomorrow after work.

[indyfan31]

SOG, who tows tow trucks?

(...and another one from George)
Why DO we leave a $30,000 car in the driveway and lock up a bunch useless crap in the garage?

[cart7]

Do worms dream?

[TRDfan]

When you drive your MR2 at the speed of light - what happens when you turn on your headlights ?

[G.]

When you drive your MR2 at the speed of light - what happens when you turn on your headlights ?I think you slow waaaayyyy down.

[Sean O'Gorman]

SOG, who tows tow trucks?

(...and another one from George)
Why DO we leave a $30,000 car in the driveway and lock up a bunch useless crap in the garage?

Tow cars are what tow tow trucks, duh.


Do worms dream?

Where do you think the Vision came from?


When you drive your MR2 at the speed of light - what happens when you turn on your headlights ?

Speed of light? Ha! My MR2 is gearing limited to 126 mph!

[Ankf00]

OGorman was a victim of shrinkage. It's happened to all of us, right? right?

"It shrinks?"

OGorman: "LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!"




also, question, OGorman... did you ask her if they were real?

[Sean O'Gorman]

OGorman was a victim of shrinkage. It's happened to all of us, right? right?

"It shrinks?"

OGorman: "LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!"




also, question, OGorman... did you ask her if they were real?

No I didn't ask her if they were real. There will be no further discussion about her.

[mapguy]

A train leaves Indy at 5pm on Monday heading east at 65mph and another leaves Albany, NY at 2:30pm heading west at 60mph on the same track at what time and location would the crash take place?

Bonus question: How many passengers on the eastbound train would do face plants in their dessert of cherry pie?

[Ankf00]

so these are the kinds of thoughts you get when you free yourself of the burden that is pants :D

[mapguy]

so these are the kinds of thoughts you get when you free yourself of the burden that is pants :D

Dude, it is 0 with the wind chill here. Plus I just finished installing a power vented hot water tank. It is bad enough with the pipe dope. But getting PVC cement on it is just damn wrong.

[jcollins28]

Sean,

Is savats really a wrecker in GPL?

[Fitti Fan]

Best entertainment I've seen here for awhile. :)

[Sean O'Gorman]

A train leaves Indy at 5pm on Monday heading east at 65mph and another leaves Albany, NY at 2:30pm heading west at 60mph on the same track at what time and location would the crash take place?

Bonus question: How many passengers on the eastbound train would do face plants in their dessert of cherry pie?

yes


Sean,

Is savats really a wrecker in GPL?

No idea, but he is a DJ now http://www.kgmrradio.com/harvesttheme/meetthestaff.htm

And it is SAVATS, remember? :gomer: :gomer:

[B3RACER1a]

LOL!! I remember that SAVATS guy. I havent raced GPL online in a while....is he still around?

[Sean O'Gorman]

LOL!! I remember that SAVATS guy. I havent raced GPL online in a while....is he still around?

I heard he plays mostly NASCAR games now.

[JoeBob]

Does this make you feel smart?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Does this make you feel smart?

No; in fact, quite the opposite. :o

[jcollins28]

yes



No idea, but he is a DJ now http://www.kgmrradio.com/harvesttheme/meetthestaff.htm

And it is SAVATS, remember? :gomer: :gomer:


LOL yes but I refuse to spell it that way. It is akin to calling a 50 year old man Skippy. I justwill not let it happen. BTW Savats did make a race with the N2003 Open Wheel Mod recently. Sadly though he has become a shill for the EARL.

[B3RACER1a]

:rofl:

[Ankf00]

But getting PVC cement on it is just damn wrong.
:eek:

[Cruella]

How come "Mr. Toad" (the best husband in the world) can log in (to Off Camber) but he can not post?

What does he have to do to get posting privileges?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Off Camber, like heaven, only has room for 758 members. I'll see what I can do to get Ank booted so he can be allowed in.

[RTKar]

How come "Mr. Toad" (the best husband in the world) can log in (to Off Camber) but he can not post?

What does he have to do to get posting privileges?


Has he bought a round for everyone yet? :)

[G.]

How come "Mr. Toad" (the best husband in the world) can log in (to Off Camber) but he can not post?

What does he have to do to get posting privileges?Cuz he's the "best husband in the world" and he makes the rest of us slugs feel insecure. ;)

[Ankf00]

Off Camber, like heaven, only has room for 758 members. I'll see what I can do to get Ank booted so he can be allowed in.

you put kiddie pr0n in my inbox and I will sic a herd of cow upon you. COW!

[RaceGrrl]

How come "Mr. Toad" (the best husband in the world) can log in (to Off Camber) but he can not post?

What does he have to do to get posting privileges?

Mr.Toad apparently didn't confirm his OffCamber account when we sent him the verification email. It has been sent again. Once he clicks on the verification link, he should be able to log in.

BTW, Mr. Toad can't be the best husband in the world because *I* have the best husband in the world.
:)

[anait]

^^^ Nope, nuh uh, mr anait is the best husband in the world. :p

[Ankf00]

CATFIGHT! http://www2.hornfans.com/wwwthreads/images/icons/bounce.gif

:D

[Dr. Corkski]

How come "Mr. Toad" (the best husband in the world) can log in (to Off Camber) but he can not post?

What does he have to do to get posting privileges?
Mr.Toad apparently didn't confirm his OffCamber account when we sent him the verification email. It has been sent again. Once he clicks on the verification link, he should be able to log in.

BTW, Mr. Toad can't be the best husband in the world because *I* have the best husband in the world.
:)
^^^ Nope, nuh uh, mr anait is the best husband in the world. :pI didn't know nrc is Mormon. :D

[Mr. Toad]

MY FIRST POST

A big thank you to Cruella (the best wife in the world), also I would like to thank Sean O for starting this thread and toRaceGrrl for her explanation.

As it turns out the reason I did not confirm my account was that the the first link on the verification email took me to the log-in screen.
When I tried the second link (this time) I got to the activation page.

Hi all :D

[Robstar]

Hi all :D

Hi Mr. Toad :)

[racer2c]

MY FIRST POST

A big thank you to Cruella (the best wife in the world), also I would like to thank Sean O for starting this thread and toRaceGrrl for her explanation.

As it turns out the reason I did not confirm my account was that the the first link on the verification email took me to the log-in screen.
When I tried the second link (this time) I got to the activation page.

Hi all :D

Welcome Mr. Toad! :)

[cart7]

Welcome Mr. Toad. Fortunately we're all in a good mood because normally failure to confirm your account around these parts is instant banning for life.


Unless of course you brought plenty of beer. ;) :D