The 2004 "Flick" award

[manic mechanic]

Well friends, another racing season is behind us, and another holiday season is upon us.

So, in the spirit of the season, we are obligated to choose the recipient of the Flick award for 2004.


for those of you who are not familiar with this award, I will present the criterium:

If you remember the movie "A Christmas Story", flick was the kid who did this.


http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/movies/christmas_story.jpg

And in that spirit,the Flick award should go to "the ChampCar driver whos only chance of getting a pole was to have stuck his tongue to it"

Nominees (through my eyes :eek: )

Alex "Spear-Ya"fico

Whomever drove the DCR #19 car (this WEEK'S model...)

SPEEE-DEEEEEE!

FAAAABIOOOO!!!!

Feel free to add drivers as you wish. I couldn't find the way to make this a a poll question.
Yeah, I'm a genius!!! :p

manic

[Ziggy]

Well, I will play, but my nomination wont be a driver

Fate caught up with Bob Jenkins this past year, in a big way

Having joined forces with the Kool Aid Swilling jacktards for the past nine years, Ole' Frosty Pipes Bob gets rewarded by being tossed out on his ear. Being the "Professional Broadcaster" that he is, takes a job with rival Champcar, and finds that the vision mantra he has spewed over the air waves as mouthpiece for the biggest abbhoration in the history of Motorsports can not be overlooked

Poetic Justice? In this ******s case, I think the fate truck ran over him full throttle

Ziggy

[Railbird]

How about Fernandez chasing the yen only to have his sponsors bolt?

[RTKar]

How about the bozo(s) that hired Jenkins?

[devilmaster]

Can't agree more with Ziggy.

That being said, I still can't believe how unprepared he was for that job. It was painful.

I still remember the threads I started here, blasting him right off the bat, and a few agreeing with me, and a few debating me.

Can I now say nyah nyah nyah, i was right? ;) :D

Steve

[Spicoli]

Porky Page.

Even the gomers are tired of that retard. He can "whoa" himself back to Connersville or Shelbyville or wherever the F that bozo done comed frum. :gomer:

[Dirty Sanchez]

Ron Artest :gomer:

[Railbird]

Jeff George

what half assed team is he playing for now?

[Spicoli]

Jeff George

what half assed team is he playing for now?

I thought this was racing related.

Jeff George is in a class with FTG, Mikey The Whiner, Rahole, and the rest of them scum suckers...so yeah, he is a sucking sucktard too.

Most overrated player in the history of the game.

"Mama"
:cry:

[Railbird]

Jeffy is a long way from being the MOST over rated.

[Rogue Leader]

Hey we need to stick with drivers here I think... and Spear-you-fico is very high on this list with Movingchicane a close second.

[Railbird]

Which Spearifico?

Gotem coming and going from what I've been reading.

No mention of Guy Smith?

Not much of a crasher but surely the rolling chicane of the year.

[pchall]

Helio Castroneves ;)

[Easy]

Jeff George

what half assed team is he playing for now?


To call the Bears half-assed is an insult to half-assed football teams. Their defense has damn near as many TDs as the offense.

[IlliniRacer]

I believe Gaston Mezzacane is Spanish for "Dennis Vitolo"

[Ankf00]

To call the Bears half-assed is an insult to half-assed football teams. Their defense has damn near as many TDs as the offense.
Nathan F'ing Vasher :cool: http://home.engr.utexas.edu/patelaa/pictures/hookem.gif

[cart7]

I believe Gaston Mezzacane is Spanish for "Dennis Vitolo"
:rofl:

Agree with zig, Jenkins was beyond pathetic.

[Andrew Longman]

"I think the fate truck ran over him full throttle" :rofl: :thumbup: