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RaceGrrl
01-24-05, 08:26 PM
http://members.cox.net/taroypics/men/ :eek:
Sean O'Gorman
01-24-05, 08:31 PM
But who would want to live in a world where you couldn't do this? :D
http://members.cox.net/taroypics/men/P1.jpg
RaceGrrl
01-24-05, 08:36 PM
The way I figure it, it improves the gene pool.
Sean O'Gorman
01-24-05, 08:44 PM
The way I figure it, it improves the gene pool.
I feel the same way about you and nrc not having kids. :D
What? No pics of .1RL pit crews?!? :gomer:
SOG, let's not revisit the thread that mentions you having grandkids. :gomer: :gomer:
-Kevin
Sean O'Gorman
01-24-05, 08:57 PM
SOG, let's not revisit the thread that mentions you having grandkids. :gomer: :gomer:
Trust me, there will be no little O'Morons running around, unless it is a complete accident. And even then, I can deny the whole thing because nobody would believe it anyway! :D
racer2c
01-24-05, 08:59 PM
http://members.cox.net/taroypics/men/ :eek:
Funny pics! :)
Methanolandbrats
01-24-05, 09:01 PM
Why do women live longer? Because talking on the phone is not dangerous.
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up. :p
BTW - The pics are hilarious, and true. I used to work construction and sometimes you do some crazy stuff because, well, the job has to get done. I’ve seen a guy lean a fully extended 30-foot extension ladder against a wall, then climb it and rig an 8-foot step ladder to the top of it just to get the last piece of siding nailed in. My boss backed his van up to a three-story wall, set his extension ladder on top of the van so it would reach the roof, then grabbed a 240-pound roll of rubber roofing on his shoulder and climbed the ladder to the top.
Methanolandbrats
01-24-05, 09:50 PM
Conversely, why do married men die before their wives? Because they want to :D
Jag_Warrior
01-24-05, 11:55 PM
Not trying to be funny, but my company used that series of pictures (there are a great deal more, actually) in some safety training... after one of our female forklift drivers backed off a loading dock and broke her neck. I'm not making a joke about it because she was killed. :(
I feel the same way about you and nrc not having kids. :D
It's just as well. We would have had to have a dozen Nobel Laureates to offset the inevitable drain on the gene pool should you ever discover girls. :p
chop456
01-25-05, 02:36 AM
I'm pretty sure I saw this guy at Sebring.
http://members.cox.net/taroypics/men/P6.jpg
someone needs to tell that guy what a "truss" is...
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