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RaceGrrl
01-24-05, 08:26 PM
http://members.cox.net/taroypics/men/ :eek:

Sean O'Gorman
01-24-05, 08:31 PM
But who would want to live in a world where you couldn't do this? :D

http://members.cox.net/taroypics/men/P1.jpg

RaceGrrl
01-24-05, 08:36 PM
The way I figure it, it improves the gene pool.

Sean O'Gorman
01-24-05, 08:44 PM
The way I figure it, it improves the gene pool.

I feel the same way about you and nrc not having kids. :D

dando
01-24-05, 08:53 PM
What? No pics of .1RL pit crews?!? :gomer:

SOG, let's not revisit the thread that mentions you having grandkids. :gomer: :gomer:

-Kevin

Sean O'Gorman
01-24-05, 08:57 PM
SOG, let's not revisit the thread that mentions you having grandkids. :gomer: :gomer:

Trust me, there will be no little O'Morons running around, unless it is a complete accident. And even then, I can deny the whole thing because nobody would believe it anyway! :D

racer2c
01-24-05, 08:59 PM
http://members.cox.net/taroypics/men/ :eek:

Funny pics! :)

Methanolandbrats
01-24-05, 09:01 PM
Why do women live longer? Because talking on the phone is not dangerous.

rabbit
01-24-05, 09:34 PM
Why do men fart more than women?




Because women can’t keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up. :p

rabbit
01-24-05, 09:49 PM
BTW - The pics are hilarious, and true. I used to work construction and sometimes you do some crazy stuff because, well, the job has to get done. I’ve seen a guy lean a fully extended 30-foot extension ladder against a wall, then climb it and rig an 8-foot step ladder to the top of it just to get the last piece of siding nailed in. My boss backed his van up to a three-story wall, set his extension ladder on top of the van so it would reach the roof, then grabbed a 240-pound roll of rubber roofing on his shoulder and climbed the ladder to the top.

Methanolandbrats
01-24-05, 09:50 PM
Conversely, why do married men die before their wives? Because they want to :D

Jag_Warrior
01-24-05, 11:55 PM
Not trying to be funny, but my company used that series of pictures (there are a great deal more, actually) in some safety training... after one of our female forklift drivers backed off a loading dock and broke her neck. I'm not making a joke about it because she was killed. :(

nrc
01-25-05, 12:34 AM
I feel the same way about you and nrc not having kids. :D

It's just as well. We would have had to have a dozen Nobel Laureates to offset the inevitable drain on the gene pool should you ever discover girls. :p

chop456
01-25-05, 02:36 AM
I'm pretty sure I saw this guy at Sebring.

http://members.cox.net/taroypics/men/P6.jpg

Ankf00
01-25-05, 03:22 AM
someone needs to tell that guy what a "truss" is...