Caption This!

[JoeBob]

http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team_2005/img/funny/p_carpentier.png

More fun here: http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team/index.html

[Wheel-Nut]

"One of these days I wish to be a real boy!"

[Andrew Longman]

I have a hemorrhoid THIS big


I'm sorry. That wasn't very tasteful was it?

[RichK]

The Kool-Aid infusion pump was set too high, and now I walk like this.

[rabbit]

Looks like a squat-to-pee road racer to me.

Makes you wonder what he's doing trying to tangle with all those coiled-snake oval types.

[cart7]

Patreek begins his earl training by practicing exotic Zen vertebrae stretching exercise.

[Turn7]

Koolaid injection. Check.
Memorizing the words to Back Home in Indiana. Check. :thumbup:
Remembering to say Sir before and after Eddie when addressing the boss, Yes sir Eddie sir. Check. :thumbup:
Received memo from 16th and Georgetown to deny the call was made for Special Ed. Check. :thumbup:

and finally,

Spinal traction conditioning exercises for the upcoming FNS gauntlet. Check. :thumbup:

[trauma1]

they warned me about bending over in the showers here in earl :thumbup:

[NismoZ]

" NO WAY! If it was THAT long, I couldn't stand like THIS!"

[nrc]

In an unfortunate oversight, Patreek failed to notice the "posing like a retard" clause in his new contract.

[Methanolandbrats]

Why do people transform into morons when they hop the fence to the EARL? Jeezus, he looks like a Village People reject. As for the caption, "The stack of Yen was this BIG".

[racer2c]

Hi I'm Patrick! H is for homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[lone_groover]

http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team_2005/img/funny/p_carpentier.png

More fun here: http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team/index.html


"WOW Eddie Cheever. You're SO tall.....and SO fat."


:laugh:

[Dave99]

"Jane, stop this crazy thing!"

http://www.indyjapan.com/indyracing/team_2005/img/funny/p_carpentier.png

[Michaelhatesfans]

"Remember when I had dignity?"

[pineapple]

"When they ask me how much **** I can take, I say this much."


BTW: It looks as though Eddie doesn't expect Pat to hang around for too long - they didn't even bother to stitch his name on his suit.

[Hard Driver]

Oowww...bent over for Tony, you would never know his d*** is this big.

[JoeBob]

BTW: It looks as though Eddie doesn't expect Pat to hang around for too long - they didn't even bother to stitch his name on his suit.

His name is on his chest, above the RBTC logo.

[G.]

"Remember when I had dignity?"Like this?

http://www.champcarworldseries.com/Drivers/Photos.asp?PhotoID=3051&DriverID=1&EventID=

[Jervis Tetch 1]

The plunger for my Kool-Aid enema was this big.

[Peter Venkman]

I'm a racer, my heiny is this big.

[oddlycalm]

Why do people transform into morons when they hop the fence to the EARL? Jeezus, he looks like a Village People reject. They have to adjust to the level of the fans. The EARL is consciously marketing itself to people with the intellectual level of 11-12yr olds just as NASCAR has. The drivers are marketed like cartoon characters and heroes, and the plot lines they try to develop during the season are straight out of cartoons as well. Haven't you heard dumb is cool? :shakehead

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[chicanor]

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