Caption Time!

[racer2c]

Keep it clean boys. ;)

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/large/56280_mab.jpg

[Michaelhatesfans]

Keep it clean boys. ;)
Well, do you want a caption, or not? :)

[lone_groover]

Wheldon, fresh from his month's vacation in Denmark, is poised to attack the competion with renewed vigor. "Bring them on", He says.

[FRANKY]

Well, do you want a caption, or not? :)

It depends on if it blocks the view.

[FRANKY]

Had to look it up.

5'9" Mishael Abbott (http://mishaelabbott.com/home.htm)

[pchall]

"I shouldn't be having so much fun with the flab on the back of my left thigh."

[Michaelhatesfans]

Well, let me see what I can do....
Flaps, camber, lift, stagger, intake, injector, weight distribution, cockpit, loose, gap....

Yeah, ok, I suppose we can keep this clean after all. :thumbup:

[B3RACER1a]

"What am I gonna do? So many curves and I got no brakes!" :rofl:

Maybe the cheesiest pickup line ever.

[lone_groover]

"On the sponsorship front, Smokin' Joe's may be out of racing, but RJ Reynolds is looking to dip their TOE back into the sport."

:gomer:

[Wheel-Nut]

Wankher!

[RichK]

I get the best wood at Menards.

[racer2c]

IPS Inner Office Memo: Mishael is wearing the new IPS driver uniform. From today on, this is the official uniform of the IPS (for Mishael only).

[lone_groover]

"......shoulders like a longshorman, and a face like.......a longshoreman."

:cry:

[NismoZ]

Keep it clean!?...I'm out.

[trauma1]

they had to lube up DNF to get her to fit in a crapwagon they will have to use lard for this one to get into that POS :rofl:

[Methanolandbrats]

they had to lube up DNF to get her to fit in a crapwagon they will have to use lard for this one to get into that POS :rofl:
You may be correct :eek:
http://mishaelabbott.com/images/2004MidOhioJun/MFA2004-025.jpg

[lone_groover]

You may be correct :eek:
http://mishaelabbott.com/images/2004MidOhioJun/MFA2004-025.jpg


Man! that's SOME rack......on the 4-wheeler, I mean. Very utilitarian.


:eek:

[cart7]

IPS OFFICIAL RULEBOOK.

Section 22
sub section 3b

The "Mishael rule"

1. Beginning with the first race of the 2005 IPS season, all contestants will be weighed in their respective cars and ballast will be added to bring said contestants car and driver weight equal to but not less than driver Abbott and her car. In the event that a contestants ballast requirements exceed the amount ballast space allotted to the car, entrant Abbott will be required to remove portions of her car to bring her weight in line with the rest of the entrants.

[SteveH]

"Ron Hemelgarn, known for his support of short oval racers and the Toledo Speedway, hires a girl from Missouri with karting experience for his MIPS program proving once again the power of the Vision"

[IlliniRacer]

Looks like good backup for a bar fight

[Dr. Corkski]

Trimspa baby.

[Jervis Tetch 1]

No need for airbags.

[Turn7]

We said you need more seat time to run the bigger cars not more seat size in a bigger car. :gomer:

[manic mechanic]

Front downforce without bigger wings! :laugh:

manic

[FRANKY]

Unfortunately, at 5'9" and 150lbs she is four inches shorter and 25 lbs lighter than my wife. (obviously she doesn't read over my shoulder)

[Accipiter]

Hooters Pro Cup here I come!

[lone_groover]

Hooters Pro Cup here I come!

....or maybe some endurace racing. She looks like an 18-Hour girl.

:laugh:

[Ankf00]

she's 7 lbs heavier and one inch shorter than me, and I'm a twig... so she can't be that fat...

[Sean O'Gorman]

The scale at the grocery store said I'm 143 lbs a couple weeks ago, and I've only eaten more since then, and I'm 5'9 also.

[Methanolandbrats]

She looks pretty good now, maybe it's the Bass Ale, I'm not sure.

[racer2c]

She looks pretty good now, maybe it's the Bass Ale, I'm not sure.

I know what you mean. I think I'm in love. :)

I'd like to double her entendre.

[Ankf00]

She looks pretty good now, maybe it's the Bass Ale, I'm not sure.
that's what I'm naming my malamute!

the malamute defo looks better than her ;)

[JohnnyQ]

The scale at the grocery store said I'm 143 lbs a couple weeks ago, and I've only eaten more since then, and I'm 5'9 also.

How did you fit in the produce basket scale? :gomer:

[racer2c]

How did you fit in the produce basket scale? :gomer:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ankf00]

thread****ting is work that requires much dedication and flexibility ;)

[Twisty Bits]

Keep it clean boys. ;)

http://www.speedtv.com/_assets/library/img/large/56280_mab.jpg

While wearing white pants, I prefer the one with wings.

[Ankf00]

that "150 lbs" is as big a lie as the 40 times for high school football recruits

[racer2c]

Ok ok! I've had a change of heart! No more busting on my lady! ;)

I'm going to send her a poem to show her my intentions of affection. :gomer:

"Mishael, my belle, you have two things that go together well. My Mishael".

I'm still working on an ending. :)

[Twisty Bits]

Sorry, "Caption this" is my version of the crossword puzzle.

[TrueBrit]

As David Hobbs would say...."Big attachments".... ;)

[Twisty Bits]

Check out what they're given out in a box of Gomer Flakes this month!

[Don Quixote]

In the rare event of an emergency water landing, Mishael won't be needing the floatation devices under the seat. :p

[Michaelhatesfans]

How did you fit in the produce basket scale? :gomer:
Beat me to it.

[Michaelhatesfans]

While wearing white pants, I prefer the one with wings.
Well, at least one of us got it! :laugh:

[Dave99]

Trimspa baby.
:laugh: Pay the man, Shirley!

[racer2c]

I read that our caption girl put it fourth on the grid but I can't find race results at any of the "official IndyCar Web Site" pages there seems to be at least two (dumb gomers). Those IRL website are horrid. I mean horrid! Like some fan created them. I guess it's one of Tony's cost reducing tactics. Anyway, they aren't bothered with posting the race results for IPS. I guess even they know no one cares.
I hope caption girl wasn't hurt. I'm looking forward to more picture fun this year!

[SteveH]

AR1 had it posted:


Results Sunday of the Miami 100 IRL Menards Infiniti Pro Series event at the 1.5-mile Homestead-Miami Speedway, with order of finish, starting position in parentheses, driver, chassis-engine, laps completed and reason out (if any) and money earned:
1. (1) Travis Gregg, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
2. (2) Jaime Camara, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
3. (5) Jon Herb, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
4. (7) Wade Cunningham, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
5. (11) Jay Drake, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
6. (3) Nick Bussell, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
7. (6) Marty Roth, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
8. (4) Mishael Abbott, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
9. (12) Jeff Simmons, Dallara-Infiniti, 67
10. (9) Chris Festa, Dallara-Infiniti, 34, accident
11. (10) P.J. Chesson, Dallara-Infiniti, 34, accident
12. (8) Al Unser, Dallara-Infiniti, 21, mechanical
Race Statistics
Winner's average speed: 151.002 mph
Time of race: 00:39:32.0418
Margin of victory: 0.0713 of a second
Cautions: 1, 8 laps
Lead changes: 0
Lap leaders: 1-67 Gregg
Point standings: Gregg 53, Camara 40, Herb 35, Cunningham 32, Drake 30, Bussell 28, Roth 26, Abbott 24, Simmons 22, Festa 20, Chesson 19, Unser 18

[Mr. Vengeance]

(edit: SteveH beat me to it).

[trauma1]

that "150 lbs" is as big a lie as the 40 times for high school football recruits
her thighs Weigh a 150 pounds, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rofl:
here piggy, piggy. onk. onk

[Jervis Tetch 1]

Looks like they'll have to make the infield grass artificial so she doesn't graze on it.