Catfight!

[extramundane]

Or something... (http://sports.yahoo.com/irl/news?slug=jt-danicasdebut030305&prov=yhoo&type=lgns)

"[Sarah Fisher has] done some good things, but then there are some bad things," Patrick once said. "Like, she struggles, I think, with the racing part of it."

Needless to say, Fisher wasn't pleased with Patrick's assessment.

"I'd like her to get in that … car and see what she can do," Fisher said between obscenities.

Main event at the Marion County Fair?

[cart7]

jello, mud or spaghetti? :gomer:

[DaveL]

Good matchup. Fisher has the size, Patrick has the speed.

[racer2c]

As bad of a crapwagon driver that Fisher was, she has a hell of lot more experience than Patrick.
I have a funny feeling Danika is going to schooled.

[lone_groover]

Steamy kitten Danica vs. "earthy" flabazon Sarah....I LIKE IT!

Irving Klaw, call your office.


:) :thumbup:

[Al Czervik]

As bad of a crapwagon driver that Fisher was, she has a hell of lot more experience than Patrick.
I have a funny feeling Danika is going to schooled.

Take the fast setup from Rice, add some more (??!!) downforce to make it comfortable, tell her to hold the throttle down and turn left. W/ Honda, it should be good for a top ten.

Either that, or it's time to trot out Juan Pablo's grammie to give the .1RL a female driver worth a shize.

[Sean O'Gorman]

Didn't she say this back in May?

[Steve99]

Didn't she say this back in May?
This is old news, but I don't think it is that old.

[FRANKY]

This is old news, but I don't think it is that old.

http://www.pressdog.com/2004/04-06-04fisher.htm

[RaceGrrl]

jello, mud or spaghetti? :gomer:

It would have to be mud. Sarah ate the jello and the spaghetti!

[Ankf00]

she probably saw hogs wallowing in the mud, and ate the mud with the hogs included

[racer2c]

Take the fast setup from Rice, add some more (??!!) downforce to make it comfortable, tell her to hold the throttle down and turn left. W/ Honda, it should be good for a top ten.

Either that, or it's time to trot out Juan Pablo's grammie to give the .1RL a female driver worth a shize.


good point.

[RichK]

"Like, she struggles, I think, with the racing part of it."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Spicoli]

Lets get this thing going the right way.




on tonight's edition of ElimiDate:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/motorsports/2001/indy500/news/2001/05/23/fisher_matured_ap/t1_fisher_ap-01.jpg

http://espn.starwave.com/media/rpm/2004/0419/photo/a_wheldon_svt.jpg

http://clantongang.com/oldwest/tgplb0206.jpg

and the twins...

http://www.terra.com.mx/galeria_de_fotos/images/106/211173.jpg

all compete for......

[Ferdman]

Those two have already gone head to head in equal cars. Granted it was in Toyota Celicas on a street course for one of the Long Beach Celebrity Race a couple years ago. Danica beat Sarah. But hey, who gives a s****, Danica's now a circle jerker and Sarah's a former circle jerker.

[Spicoli]

a date with ___king Stoopid. :gomer:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/racing/09/02/bc.car.irl.themilestone.ap/p1_quote_getty.jpg











My money's on Gaylio.

[chop456]

"Flabazon" :laugh:

Isn't that a modeling academy for generously proportioned lasses?

[pchall]

jello, mud or spaghetti? :gomer:

From what I've seen DNFisher has more experience racing on noodles: "Let's put this into the wall and see if it sticks!" Patrick might do better racing on jello: "How many shots can I take [at Sarah] today?" As for mud, it is a toss up, but both have tractor pulls coming up in their career paths.

[Racewriter]

Patrick once said. "Like, she struggles, I think, with the racing part of it."

[/I]



I remember when racers used to wait until they'd actually won a race or two (somewhere, in anything) before they'd mouth on other racers.

Declining standards, I guess... :shakehead

[trauma1]

jello, mud or spaghetti? :gomer:
more like BS

[Fio1]

Didn't they both do the Toyota Long Beach celabrity race together? I know they both did it, wasn't it the same year? Anyways, Patrick won the darn thing and Fisher battled with Queen Latifa or something for second to last...Put them both on a road course, and Danica will be 5 second a lap quicker on a 2-mile easy road course.

Fisher sucks, we all know that. Dereck Walker needs to win 10 Indy 500s to make up for that fiasco. :laugh: :rolleyes:

[pchall]

1 15 Buddy Rice 25.0382 213.514 28 42

16 16 Danica Patrick 25.4510 210.051 4 48

Faster than AJ4 and Mr. Ed, but still pathetic compared to her teammate Buddetto Risso.

[extramundane]

I remember when racers used to wait until they'd actually won a race or two (somewhere, in anything) before they'd mouth on other racers.

Declining standards, I guess... :shakehead

Marketing means more than the actual racing. Take NASCAR for example...

[NismoZ]

Declining standards...AND skills, eh?

[Jervis Tetch 1]

It would have to be mud. Sarah ate the jello and the spaghetti! :rofl:

[Jag_Warrior]

I remember when racers used to wait until they'd actually won a race or two (somewhere, in anything) before they'd mouth on other racers.

Declining standards, I guess... :shakehead

Eddie Irvine wants to have a word with you, Mister! :laugh: