Glock signed at Rocketsports

[trauma1]

he signed today, this via his web site and babelfish

Welcome ton the states!! Now it is fixed: Timo Glock stands with skirt haven Racing under contract and US Champ Car series of 2005 for the team will deny. "I am genuinly happy, above all the last tests in Sebring (faster of 17 cars) have shown which potential in the team and the car to be" Further news shortly on www.speed academy.de. Until soon of you

[Racing Truth]

he signed today, this via his web site and babelfish

Welcome ton the states!! Now it is fixed: Timo Glock stands with skirt haven Racing under contract and US Champ Car series of 2005 for the team will deny. "I am genuinly happy, above all the last tests in Sebring (faster of 17 cars) have shown which potential in the team and the car to be" Further news shortly on www.speed academy.de. Until soon of you


Now it is fixed: Timo Glock stands with skirt haven Racing under contract and US Champ Car series of 2005 for the team will deny. :saywhat:

Gotta love Babelfish. :laugh:

Anyway, very :cool:

[Dr. Corkski]

:saywhat:

Gotta love Babelfish. :laugh:

Anyway, very :cool:You know, I am not even sure if babelfish is the one that screwed up the translation here. :gomer:

[lone_groover]

Thanks for posting the Glock 'n spiel.

:gomer:

[Sean O'Gorman]

Thanks for posting the Glock 'n spiel.

:gomer:

Boo! :thumdown:

;)

[lone_groover]

Tough room.

[RichK]

I thought it was very funny. :thumbup: :laugh:

When the rest of us would've gone for the standard gun-analogy-joke, 'groover chimes in with his percussive wit. HelLes BELLeS!

[pchall]

Thanks for posting the Glock 'n spiel.

:gomer:


Yeah! Time to unGlock the pun thread!!!!!!! :gomer:

[dreamracer]

I thought around-the-Glock about a good pun I could add to this, but in the end I just drew a blank. :gomer:

[Spicoli]

Welcome to last month. :gomer:






:runs:

[Steve99]

Sounds like a new team: skirt haven Racing

[Andrew Longman]

Jokes and puns aside, is anyone just a little stunned that Rocketsport could engineer such a fast car and that Glock could pilot it faster than 17 others?

Rocketsport hasn't proven to be the best at preparing a car and this guy has no seat time driving a car with the performance of a champcar without driver aids.

Testing should always be taken with a grain of salt, but they blew away some pretty established teams and drivers.

[Chakas]

We'll have to see how he handles the pace over a full race, but I'm hopefull that this could be another car in contention for wins during the season.

[Spicoli]

Jokes and puns aside, is anyone just a little stunned that Rocketsport could engineer such a fast car and that Glock could pilot it faster than 17 others?

Rocketsport hasn't proven to be the best at preparing a car and this guy has no seat time driving a car with the performance of a champcar without driver aids.

Testing should always be taken with a grain of salt, but they blew away some pretty established teams and drivers.

There are so major quality guys on the Rocketsports Team. Maybe it was the
:gomer: drivers.

[NismoZ]

Expect a yellow, black and red car, too...No more rocketsports blue! I hear RHRs is all gussied up, too...some silver, black and red. (?)

[nrc]

Silver, black and red? Any chance it's a Silver Bullet?

[Lizzerd]

Jokes and puns aside, is anyone just a little stunned that Rocketsport could engineer such a fast car and that Glock could pilot it faster than 17 others?

Rocketsport hasn't proven to be the best at preparing a car and this guy has no seat time driving a car with the performance of a champcar without driver aids.

Testing should always be taken with a grain of salt, but they blew away some pretty established teams and drivers.

Good point.

[Jervis Tetch 1]

Yeah! Time to unGlock the pun thread!!!!!!! :gomer:Too bad former driver Salt Walther isn't making a comeback as Glock's teammate.

Imagine, we could have a loaded Walther and Glock on the track. :laugh:

[devilmaster]

Yeah! Time to unGlock the pun thread!!!!!!! :gomer:

Yeah, it was closed too early. ;)

I even pulled out my rhyming dictionary for that thread.......
:D

Steve

[rabbit]

Too bad former driver Salt Walther isn't making a comeback as Glock's teammate.

Imagine, we could have a loaded Walther and Glock on the track. :laugh:
Aren't they testing at Winchester this weekend? :gomer:

[Al Czervik]

Aren't they testing at Winchester this weekend? :gomer:

Only if Salt can get his old Beretta to start.

[lone_groover]

Too bad they didn't hire a new driver from Nantucket.

:)