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rabbit
05-02-05, 04:58 PM
Winslow hurt in motorcycle accident (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-browns-winslowaccident&prov=ap&type=lgns)

:shakehead Unfortunately, $6+ million a year won't buy you a brain.

Racing Truth
05-02-05, 05:03 PM
:rolleyes: :shakehead Idiot.

coolhand
05-02-05, 05:03 PM
Winslow hurt in motorcycle accident (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-browns-winslowaccident&prov=ap&type=lgns)

:shakehead Unfortunately, $6+ million a year won't buy you a brain.

so they dont know how abd he is hurt?

Honestly, i dont feel sorry for that dolt :thumdown:

Sean O'Gorman
05-02-05, 05:08 PM
His name should be changed from Kellen Winslow Jr. to Ryan Leaf Jr. :shakehead

nrc
05-02-05, 05:10 PM
That boy's about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

Don Quixote
05-02-05, 05:17 PM
Winslow was riding in a community college parking lot Sunday when he hit a curb at about 35 mph and was thrown from the motorcycle, police Lt. Ray Arcuri said.

``He went over the handlebars and was real evasive about what the injuries were,'' Arcuri said.

The 21-year-old Winslow had minor visible injuries. He was wearing a helmet, but it wasn't strapped on and flew off his head, Arcuri said. He landed in a landscaped area at the edge of the parking lot, falling hard enough to tear out a small tree.

In related news, the average IQ of living things in the immediate vicinity went down when the small tree was ripped out.

Opposite Lock
05-02-05, 05:18 PM
"He was wearing a helmet, but it wasn't strapped on and flew off his head, Arcuri said."

Without a strap, I think it's just called a hat.

:shakehead

Sean O'Gorman
05-02-05, 05:34 PM
Did he get helmet advice from this woman?

http://media2.big-boys.com/files/images/bbpics/pic0902.jpg

Napoleon
05-02-05, 05:51 PM
"He was wearing a helmet, but it wasn't strapped on and flew off his head, Arcuri said."

Without a strap, I think it's just called a hat.

:shakehead

The idiot is a football player. You would think he would be use to strapping a helmet on when he puts it on his head.

chop456
05-02-05, 06:13 PM
He needs to go talk with Jay Williams, formerly of the Bulls - currently of the nothing.

Wally
05-02-05, 06:20 PM
Stunting I would bet.......... :shakehead

Sean O'Gorman
05-02-05, 06:51 PM
http://members.cox.net/sogorman35/soldier.jpg

I take it he has been released from the hospital already? :rofl:

rabbit
05-02-05, 06:55 PM
I take it he has been released from the hospital already? :rofl: :laugh:

Dr. Corkski
05-02-05, 07:02 PM
I bet he actually got hurt playing tennis.

rabbit
05-02-05, 07:40 PM
This just added:

He and four other men were riding motorcycles in the parking lot, not far from Winslow's home in suburban Cleveland. There was no alcohol involved, Arcuri said.

"The four gentlemen said he was testing the bike out learning to ride," Westlake police Lt. Ray Arcuri said.

Winslow purchased the 2005 Suzuki GSX-R750 last month. He could face charges of reckless operation and operating without a valid driver's license because he didn't have a learner's permit, Arcuri said. :shakehead :gomer:

Napoleon
05-03-05, 06:33 AM
On TV they have video from a camera that was watching the parking lot he was in. The wreck happens out of its range but it looked to me like he was going faster then he claimed.

CART T. Katz
05-03-05, 09:43 AM
yet another purple heart for sgt. winslow :shakehead

jcollins28
05-03-05, 11:22 AM
Since when did a GSXR 750 become a starter bike? Stupid squid I see thiskind of thing all the time. People jumping on more bike then they can handle.

EXCLUSIVE PIC OF ACCIDENT SCENE!!!!

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/crash.jpg

rabbit
05-03-05, 11:55 AM
Video of the crash:

http://www.mknx.com/v/WINSLOW-OWNED.gif

:gomer:

Napoleon
05-03-05, 12:07 PM
Since when did a GSXR 750 become a starter bike? Stupid squid I see thiskind of thing all the time. People jumping on more bike then they can handle.

At least, unlike Thurman Munson, he didn't buy a plane he couldn't handle.

rabbit
05-03-05, 04:08 PM
The bike:
http://www.ohio.com/images/ohio/ohio/11551/133436146063.jpg

Ankf00
05-03-05, 07:34 PM
Video of the crash:

http://www.mknx.com/v/WINSLOW-OWNED.gif

:gomer:

the beauty of that hit is that he's getting himself planted to swing his momentum

yet he's de-cleated like a bitch. :gomer:

RichK
05-03-05, 08:05 PM
That's a GSX-R 600, not a 750 as reported. What a waste of a nice bike!



The bike:
http://www.ohio.com/images/ohio/ohio/11551/133436146063.jpg

Sean O'Gorman
05-04-05, 04:39 PM
Browns worry tight end Winslow might be done for season (http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/8441251)

:laugh:

rabbit
05-04-05, 04:51 PM
Browns worry tight end Winslow might be done for season (http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/8441251)

:laugh:Well isn't that just wonderful. :shakehead

Found this one (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=knight-pleasureridewheeliewasfor&prov=knight&type=lgns). Looks like soldier boy liked to pop wheelies on his new toy.

Hey soldier boy, why couldn't you just have bought a Hummer or an Escalade like everybody else. :flame:

fourrunner
05-04-05, 04:51 PM
It's the Toys that ultimately do these sports guys in !

The list is too long!

Motorcycles and Fast cars Maim them!

Private Planes & Helicoptors Kill them!

Napoleon
05-05-05, 12:06 PM
Will people sell ANYTHING on ebay?

http://search.ebay.com/winslow-motorcycle_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQcatrefZC6QQf romZR10QQsacatZ-1QQcatrefZC6QQsargnZ-1QQsaslcZ2QQsadisZ200QQfposZQ5AIPQ2FPostalQQftrtZ1 QQftrvZ1QQfsopZ1QQfsooZ1

Sean O'Gorman
05-05-05, 12:21 PM
Will people sell ANYTHING on ebay?

http://search.ebay.com/winslow-motorcycle_W0QQsofocusZbsQQsbrftogZ1QQcatrefZC6QQf romZR10QQsacatZ-1QQcatrefZC6QQsargnZ-1QQsaslcZ2QQsadisZ200QQfposZQ5AIPQ2FPostalQQftrtZ1 QQftrvZ1QQfsopZ1QQfsooZ1

Yes.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5577168742&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

IlliniRacer
05-05-05, 12:37 PM
yet another purple heart for sgt. winslow :shakehead

Running around like an insane maniac
Anywhere that you please
Taking advantage of anyone handy
To satisfy your disease

You're a soldier

Going off on a big adventure
You never want it to end
Saving up a million stories
To tell to all your friends

You're a soldier

Knocking over everything that's standing in your way
Can you tell me just how many did you kill today

You're a soldier

Patrolling the world with your little boy face
And a grown up gun that shoots
You got a fresh scrubbed teenage outlook on terror
And a khaki attitude

You're a soldier

Opposite Lock
05-05-05, 12:38 PM
Yes.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5577168742&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Damn - only 20 available.

chop456
05-05-05, 01:34 PM
"I'll throw in my sense of decency for a quarter!"

skaven
05-05-05, 01:38 PM
Running around like an insane maniac
Anywhere that you please
Taking advantage of anyone handy
To satisfy your disease

You're a soldier

Going off on a big adventure
You never want it to end
Saving up a million stories
To tell to all your friends

You're a soldier

Knocking over everything that's standing in your way
Can you tell me just how many did you kill today

You're a soldier

Patrolling the world with your little boy face
And a grown up gun that shoots
You got a fresh scrubbed teenage outlook on terror
And a khaki attitude

You're a soldier

Husker Du ! ! ! :thumbup:

I guess they are glad they didn't pass on Braylon Edwards thinking they already had their go to receiver. :gomer:

rabbit
05-05-05, 04:29 PM
Toy Soldiers

[Chorus]
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
Battle wages on for toy soldiers

rabbit
05-19-05, 03:58 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-browns-winslow&prov=ap&type=lgns


Sources: Browns' Winslow tears knee ligament
By TOM WITHERS, AP Sports Writer
May 19, 2005

CLEVELAND (AP) -- Browns tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. tore the anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee when he crashed his motorcycle, two sources within the league told The Associated Press on Thursday, placing his 2005 season in doubt.

An injury such as Winslow's typically requires 10 to 12 months of rehabilitation.

Winslow, who wrecked his high-powered bike while riding in a parking lot on May 1, will get a second medical opinion before surgery is scheduled, said the sources, who have knowledge of his injuries and spoke on the condition of anonymity. :thumdown:

dando
05-20-05, 11:26 AM
A good piece by Lenny P. on The Chucklehead:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=2063881

-Kevin

Dr. Corkski
05-26-05, 02:15 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=2069017

Maybe the soldier should stick to less dangerous hobbies like tennis. :laugh:

Don Quixote
05-26-05, 07:18 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/3643588

Looks like the PR machine is up and running.