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IlliniRacer
05-09-05, 11:23 AM
2000 MBNA Pole winner and 1999 IndyCar Series champion Greg Ray, who started on the “500” front row for four consecutive years, will work alongside Punch as driver analyst

http://www.indy500.com/news/story.php?story_id=4481
JLMannin
05-09-05, 12:58 PM
Rather than take a conventional salary arrangement, Ray will stroll about the speedway grounds during the race telecasts, and fans will be invited to tape $20 bills to him as a :thumbup: to a good job in tha announcers role.
Andrew Longman
05-09-05, 01:25 PM
Ray will lend insight to the unique frustrations and challenges of the the 500, as the only driver to crash out of the same race twice.
DagoFast
05-09-05, 05:32 PM
Ray assured the ABC staff that if rain clouds threaten the speedway during the telecast, he will remain calm and not walk into the announcers booth wall.
pchall
05-09-05, 07:22 PM
Ray will change his name to "Judy" for increased name recognition for the announce team among the all important casual fan youth demographic.
Racing Truth
05-10-05, 03:59 PM
Who the h=ll is Penn Holderness? :confused:
Gnam
05-10-05, 04:11 PM
Meet Penn Holderness (http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/shows_hdsf/article/0,1805,HGTV_15858_2523854,00.html) and be amazed.
Sean O'Gorman
05-10-05, 04:14 PM
Who is that, Peyton Manning's gay twin?
Methanolandbrats
05-10-05, 04:14 PM
Meet Penn Holderness (http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/shows_hdsf/article/0,1805,HGTV_15858_2523854,00.html) and be amazed. :eek: Penn better be careful he does'nt bend over in front of Greg Ray.
Racing Truth
05-10-05, 04:19 PM
Meet Penn Holderness (http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/shows_hdsf/article/0,1805,HGTV_15858_2523854,00.html) and be amazed.

Behold teh stupid! :gomer: