Wellbox Body optimiser? what is it?

[coolhand]

http://www.champcarworldseries.com/Content/Photos/2005/By400/20050520P_0007.jpg

i expect some good responses?

:gomer:

[coolhand]

OK i found this


WELLBOX – A truly innovative European product. The 1st body optimizer that brings the best from your body. It’s for health, wellness, beauty, anti-aging, and sport. A breakthrough in personal care: muscle aches rehabilitation, well being and body shaping. A powerful, complimentary alternative to traditional treatments and cosmetics, that is now available for your home.

sounds like a load of crap. :gomer:

[SteveH]

more like a box of crap. the url provided in the press release www.wellbox.com doesn't work :rolleyes:

[theunions]

Fabio's answer to WinFuel (note the same type of obtuse introductory descriptions)? :gomer:

"I use it, and so should you." :rofl:

[RichK]

Fabio's answer to WinFuel (note the same type of obtuse introductory descriptions)? :gomer:

"I use it, and so should you." :rofl:

Maybe he would do better with "I cahn't beleeeve eetz not Wellbox."

[coolhand]

it sounds like vassaline put in a box or something :gomer:

[cart7]

I knew a nurse once who called hers a ......

well you get the idea.

[theunions]

Here's the actual Fabio product endorsement:


I was one of the first ones to try the Wellbox machine and immediately got one for me. After a day at the track, it helps me with a consistent massage treatment on some muscle tissue and helps me to recover, it’s magic!

So maybe less akin to WinFuel...and more like the (Buddy Lazier-endorsed) Stimulator (http://www.chirobase.org/04Ads/gandee.html) ? :p

[Methanolandbrats]

There are two types of wellboxes.

One comes with 12 bottles in it.
The larger one comes with 24.

[coolhand]

ohhhh not this crap.
one of my family's cousins opened up one of these crap stores that sells this "health" junk from asia.

and my father bought one piece of crap to be nice. its a electronic foot machince or somthing that DOES NOTHING.

:shakehead

[Paintergeek]

http://www.champcarworldseries.com/Content/Photos/2005/By400/20050520P_0007.jpg

i expect some good responses?

:gomer:

[Rogue Leader]

Hey if they sponsor Champ Car racing they coul be selling boxes of dog **** for all I care!

Thanks for coming aboard!

[Dr. Corkski]

It's French for "daddy bought this crap for me so I don't have to embarrass Lease Plan anymore".

[Joelski]

I bet it smells better than sickbox!

:D

[Ankf00]

OK i found this


sounds like a load of crap. :gomer:

that's interesting because I always thought it was marketed directly for certain peoples :gomer:

[coolhand]

that's interesting because I always thought it was marketed directly for certain peoples :gomer:

yeah, there are plenty of f00ls out there. :gomer:

[EDwardo]

Some fool but the decal on backwards. It's supposed to say Xobllew.