All I'm sayin' is, watch your knees, Danica... watch your knees.

[Jag_Warrior]

In light of the rumor (I just created... but soon to be Hot News somewhere else) that Sarah Fisher has a boyfriend named Jeff, I offer you this piece of things that make ya go, hmm.

Danica Patrick
http://www.speedonline.com.br/fotos/danica-patrick-rosto.jpg

Nancy Kerrigan
http://www.jacksononice.com/Nancy-Kerrigan.jpg


Sarah Fisher
http://www.portalbrasil.net/images/f_irl2003_sarahfisher.jpg

Tonya Harding
http://www.mugshots.net/tonya_harding/tonya_harding.jpg

[Jag_Warrior]

Sarah's new beau, also said to be featured in some wedding night pics with suspect... er, the figure skater ^. The Indiana State Police are said to be on high alert.

Approach with extreme caution. And Danica... watch your knees.

Jeff Gillooly
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/sports/images/oly98/photos/gillooly_0123ap.jpg

[Racing Truth]

:laugh: Sadly, some clueless news program could be fooled into thinking this was real. :gomer:

[coolhand]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CARTNUT]

FiHunnert perrade is histry & no prollems... :gomer:

[theunions]

After Mike Joy was just compelled to invoke the name of you-know-who during the Busch race telecast - while the camera was focused on The Fallen One (who Mike described as having "some (his emphasis) success at Indy) watching said race with Childress atop his transporter - look for her to place that phone call anytime... ;)

[fourrunner]

Fortunately for Danica, She is too short to have knees!

But Dan Wheldon has promised to "scratch her eyes out", if she wins! ;)

[dando]

For some reason, I thought the thread title meant something entirely diff'rent....


:gomer: :D

-Kevin

[Jervis Tetch 1]

Funny thread.

[ChampCar#3]

Fortunately for Danica, She is too short to have knees!

But Dan Wheldon has promised to "scratch her eyes out", if she wins! ;)


Only way he could reach that high up would be for Daniella to wear his stillettos !!