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coolhand
05-31-05, 04:34 PM
http://www.autoracing1.com/Images/2005Misc/DanicaCover.jpg
Spicoli
05-31-05, 04:43 PM
She's been RAHOLED. :gomer:


no sloppy seconmds for me. :shakehead
cameraman
05-31-05, 04:48 PM
Finishing fourth at the DP 500 gets you on the cover of SI???
RaceGrrl
05-31-05, 04:50 PM
Make it stop? If you want it to stop why start this thread? :p :D
coolhand
05-31-05, 04:55 PM
Finishing fourth at the DP 500 gets you on the cover of SI???

4th is the new winner for woman. :gomer:
coolhand
05-31-05, 04:56 PM
She's been RAHOLED. :gomer:


no sloppy seconmds for me. :shakehead

people dont believe it but it is the truth.

wonder if "one night with Danica" will hit the web soon
Spicoli
05-31-05, 05:20 PM
Yeah, I prefer women who don;t have the body of a 12 year old Vietnamese boy.

:gomer:
Wally
05-31-05, 05:20 PM
Basically the season is over. Let the gomers roll in it all they can. By the end of the week its back to life in the earl......the rest of the season will be one crater after another, No one attending, watching or caring. :gomer:
KobySon
05-31-05, 05:54 PM
Basically the season is over. Let the gomers roll in it all they can. By the end of the week its back to life in the earl......the rest of the season will be one crater after another, No one attending, watching or caring. :gomer:

Yep. At least until DP backs it into the wall fracturing her T-12 and L-1 vertabras. I hate to say it and don't wish it, but believe it's the truth.
Ziggy
05-31-05, 05:57 PM
Fourth place garners the cover of Sports Illustrated?

Bleating Sheep cant wait to get their grimey little hands on it, Im sure


Wonder if there is gonna be a Bruce Martin sidebar story?
Brickman
05-31-05, 06:34 PM
Make it stop? If you want it to stop why start this thread? :p :D


That's what I was thinking.
Racing Truth
05-31-05, 07:00 PM
Amazing.

Decry it all you want, but when was the last time ANY OW driver made it on SI? Anyone?

Does she deserve it? Probably not. But it is what it is.
Brickman
05-31-05, 07:11 PM
Amazing.

Decry it all you want, but when was the last time ANY OW driver made it on SI? Anyone?

Does she deserve it? Probably not. But it is what it is.

Foyt going for 5? May 1981

http://dynamic.si.cnn.com/covers/search
Racing Truth
05-31-05, 07:13 PM
Looks like a small pic in '87 for Al Sr. Last full cover was for Sullivan in '85.
rabbit
05-31-05, 07:14 PM
Wonder if there is gonna be a Bruce Martin sidebar story?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Does Tippy Gomez do any freelance work for SI?
rosawendel
05-31-05, 07:16 PM
Fourth place garners the cover of Sports Illustrated?

i'm thinking she made the cover of SI before she even made it to turn one.
Racing Truth
05-31-05, 07:19 PM
i'm thinking she made the cover of SI before she even made it to turn one.

Probably, but a 15th place finish probably doesn't get you SI cover.
racer2c
05-31-05, 08:10 PM
Probably, but a 15th place finish probably doesn't get you SI cover.

Right, you have to finish at least fourth.
Ankf00
05-31-05, 09:07 PM
and if she was doing this in a CCWS race half this board would be hollering praise all year long ;)

much like during her first atlantics season :gomer:

so, um, who won the gomer 500? I was out at the time :gomer:
Spicoli
05-31-05, 09:53 PM
so, um, who won the gomer 500?

The new Rainbow Warrior, Danicle Wheldon.

http://i.tnpv.us/pv/2004/07/19/HON2004071946112_pv.jpg

He's got a Pet Shop boys collection you would NOT believe!
coolhand
05-31-05, 09:55 PM
When asked about if he was excited about the "winners purse" Dan said "is it Fendi or Prada?" :gomer:
CART T. Katz
05-31-05, 10:24 PM
and if she was doing this in a CCWS race half this board would be hollering praise all year long ;)
uh, no

if she was a consistant 4th place finisher for long beach and monterrey and averaged below 15th the rest of the year i won't be shouting at the top of the mountaintops. if she maintained it for the year, then yes i would. as she would be deserving. if the other leauge had better competiton and cars, i may begrudingly accept it if she does well over there as well.
FRANKY
05-31-05, 11:58 PM
uh, no

if she was a consistant 4th place finisher for long beach and monterrey and averaged below 15th the rest of the year i won't be shouting at the top of the mountaintops. if she maintained it for the year, then yes i would. as she would be deserving. if the other leauge had better competiton and cars, i may begrudingly accept it if she does well over there as well.

So far this year.

15th
15th
12th
4th
4th

Top 11 earnings, Top 10 in Points, leads rookie standings.

We'll see how it all plays out.
RaceCat
06-01-05, 12:27 AM
Isn't there some sort of curse associated with being on the cover of SI? (I'm not wishing harm to Danica, don't miss read this) I'm just asking? I thought I recalled something about being on the cover and then being a big loser. :rofl:

RaceCat
coolhand
06-01-05, 12:50 AM
its called the SI jinks.

not phyiscal bad luck but just poor performance is what it causes.
Mike Kellner
06-01-05, 01:10 AM
not phyiscal bad luck but just poor performance is what it causes.

I guess she's lucky Bobby wasn't on the cover. :laugh:

OK, I know it's juvenile, but you don't get a setup like that every day.

mk
cameraman
06-01-05, 01:47 AM
When asked about if he was excited about the "winners purse" Dan said "is it Fendi or Prada?" :gomer:

Looks to me like Danny boy is doing alright for himself...

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050531/capt.naa10105310124.irl_indy_500_purse_naa101.jpg? x=380&y=323&sig=Tz1GfYID4nwvFkmF0CoU6g--
coolhand
06-01-05, 01:56 AM
I heard that those are IRL hired escorts. Probably a retread from last year or something.
Spicoli
06-01-05, 07:33 AM
I heard that those are IRL hired escorts. Probably a retread from last year or something.

bingo. and most of them are only 5' tall, so as to not make the weiners look like the weiners that they are. :gomer: