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Here's a fun topic for discussion:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050622/ap_on_en_mo/film_movie_quotes_list_1
The Blues Brothers are missing from the list? :saywhat:
Elwood: “It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.”
Jake: “Hit it!”
:cool:
@ least Animal House made the list.
-Kevin
Al Czervik
06-22-05, 12:10 PM
Here's a fun topic for discussion:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050622/ap_on_en_mo/film_movie_quotes_list_1
The Blues Brothers are missing from the list? :saywhat:
:cool:
@ least Animal House made the list.
-Kevin
Speaking of the Blues Brothers:
http://www.suntimes.com/special_sections/bluebros/
And they left out Roddy Piper in They Live:
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
RaceGrrl
06-22-05, 12:32 PM
They also left out "Have a seat." "Ah! Fold yourself in the middle!"
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Sean O'Gorman
06-22-05, 01:01 PM
Where is "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." ??????
RaceGrrl
06-22-05, 01:11 PM
Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?
ChampCar#3
06-22-05, 01:14 PM
Where is "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." ??????
Wasn't that "Mr. George..........................................."
Overall it's a pretty good list. Just the fact that many of them have been the subject of spoof or tribute in other movies is a good indication.
They left out:
"It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!!" Planet of the Apes
"AAAAhhhhH!" Distant Drums 1951
Ok, not exactly a quote. :)
"pain don't hurt" Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse
devilmaster
06-22-05, 02:45 PM
"pain don't hurt" Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse
:rofl:
Roadhouse should get its own top 100 quotes list.... there are just so many to choose from.....
Doc: Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?
Dalton: Philosophy.
Doc: Any particular discipline?
Dalton: No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of s**t.
Doc: Come up with any answers?
Dalton: Not too many.
Doc: How's a guy like you end up a bouncer?
Dalton: Just lucky I guess.
Dalton: Nobody ever wins a fight.
Tinker: A polar bear fell on me.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/quotes
There's a great one on the movie Teachers, where Judd Hirsch's character laments that the kids would just be having sex all day if it weren't for school, "We're just ****ing condoms." :D
-Kevin
TKGAngel
06-22-05, 07:23 PM
Where is "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." ??????
I'm sorry, I can't watch this movie without laughing hysterically at Bradley Whitford, and how he could do this movie.
I can't believe they didn't include...
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
AND
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
Princess Bride = :thumbup: :thumbup: flick.
Trivia note: after the recent Deep Throat revelation, I learned that the author of All the President's Men wrote the book for The Princess Bride.
-Kevin
indyfan31
06-22-05, 07:34 PM
How they could leave out Inigo Montoya's declaration is beyond me.
Also, I realize it didn't exactly become American folklore but "...that's some bad hat Harry" cracks me up every time I hear it.
Sean O'Gorman
06-22-05, 07:42 PM
Some other gems they missed:
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning." :gomer:
"I smell skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face."
"It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car."
"What's the retail on one of those?"
"More than you can afford pal Ferrari." :gomer: :gomer:
"You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried."
"These are the additions, this is the basic layout of the car, and this is what it could look like when it's done. Red, green, whatever"
"Hey man, you should be goin to MIT or something"
"No man, I got that attention disorder"
"Oh, ADD?"
"Yes, that ****"
"You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan."
Man that movie was awesome. :laugh:
Sean O'Gorman
06-22-05, 07:45 PM
I can't believe there is nothing from Office Space either! :mad:
no office space, south park, blues brothers, BIG LEBOWSKI
and most of all...
Harold & Kumar
too much casablanca and gone w/ the wind :p
Kumar > Rambo.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****. "Back to the Future," 1985
DjDrOmusic
06-22-05, 08:09 PM
All my life I've searched for the perfect woman, and when I find her she.....she's a fish! Tom Hanks-Splash ;)
coolhand
06-22-05, 08:09 PM
http://cgi.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesVentura/ventura_predator.jpg
"I ain't got time to bleed" :rofl:
coolhand
06-22-05, 08:11 PM
They forgot
"sometimes nothing can be a pretty coolhand" :thumbup:
http://www.students.mcneese.edu/cj1832/Luke5.jpg and for pleasure http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/cheesecake/joyharmon/joyharmon1.jpg
11. "What we've got here is failure to communicate," "Cool Hand Luke," 1967.
A ton of goodies from that classic. :thumbup:
-Kevin
TKGAngel
06-22-05, 08:26 PM
I can't believe there is nothing from Office Space either! :mad:
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler. ;)
Dont forget "I'm the idiot, you're the screw-up, and we're all losers" from Empire Records. Yeah, its a bad movie, but its got so many good lines.
pfc_m_drake
06-22-05, 09:19 PM
Um...this being a family forum and all...I need to dance around this one but uh...
Clerks. The number 37. And the quote refers to what Dante's girlfriend will have to try not to do as she's making her way through the parking lot.
:rofl: :rofl:
Dr. Corkski
06-22-05, 09:41 PM
"Hmmmmmmmmm......................" - Joe Tanto, "Driven"
coolhand
06-22-05, 09:47 PM
"Hmmmmmmmmm......................" - Joe Tanto, "Driven"
I thought Chip Gnassi had the best lines from that film :gomer:
CARTNUT
06-22-05, 09:53 PM
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!" "Wasn't a day went by in highschool somebody didn't yell that out in the cafeteria during lunch." :rofl: (paraphrasing Ray Romano)
Gawd that was funny!
RHR_Fan
06-22-05, 09:58 PM
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
:thumbup:
I know it's more of a dialogue than a quote, but this is my favorite scene/quote/whatever from Airplane.
~Nicole
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious ****. "Back to the Future," 1985
"Roads? Where we're going, you don't need roads." :)
-Kevin
Sean O'Gorman
06-22-05, 10:37 PM
Mr. Mackey: I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities, m'kay?
Kyle: Nowhere
Stan: We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before.
Mr. Mackey: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Garrison ever said: "Eat penguin ****, you ass spelunker".
Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?
Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
:cool:
-Kevin
Paintergeek
06-22-05, 10:41 PM
About 30 lines from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Heres just a COUPLE of them.
Neal: Del.
Del: Hmmm.
Neal: Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
Both: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(much shivering and grimacing by both)
Neal: See that Bears game last week?
Del: Yeah, helluva a game, helluva game. Bears gotta great team this year.
"I dont Have the 17.50, But I do have 2 dollars, and a nice.......Casio."
----Neal: how do you rent a car without credit cards?? I mean, You cant? You cant do it!
-----Del: I gave the gal behind the counter a set of shower curtain rings.
"Take the money, go buy your kids a chocolate turkey or somethin'"
"Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago."
"Neal: What's the flight situation?
Del: Simple. There's no way on earth we're gonna get outta here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pick-up-sticks with our butt cheeks than we will getiin' a flight outta here before daybreak. "
"You're no saint. You got a free cab, you got a free room and someone who will listen to your boring stories. I mean didn't you notice on the plane, when you starting talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? "
Del: You play with your balls alot.
Neal: I do not "play with my balls."
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour.
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidgit with your nuts alot.
Neal: You know what would make me happy?
Del: Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?
Was that seat hot, or what? Like a big whopper..."turn me over, I'm done on this side"... I'm afraid to look at my ass, you know? I might have those griddle marks on my ass.
And the mother of them all, bound to be turned into asterisks by the language filter:
Rental Car Clerk: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Clerk: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that ****ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey ****ing cheeks. Then you can give me a ****ing automobile. A ****ing Datsun. A ****ing Toyota. A ****ing Mustang. A ****ing Buick. Four ****ing wheels and a seat.
Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere, with the ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car right ****ing now.
Clerk: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Clerk: Oh boy...
Neal: Oh boy what?
Clerk: You're ****ed
Paintergeek
06-22-05, 10:45 PM
Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
:cool:
-Kevin
If memory serves, The next scene has them driving to 'Kashmere', which isnt even ON Zep 4. haha. That movie has about 100 classic quotes.
"Listen Mr, If you dont shut up, Im going to kick 100% of your ASS!!
Sean O'Gorman
06-22-05, 10:47 PM
I can't believe no Super Troopers quotes too. :(
Not a single quote from Pulp Fiction? :saywhat:
"I'm tryin' Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
"I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more g**d*** time."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in s***. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces."
so let her touch your penis!
"Did Doogie Howser just steal my ****ing car?"
"Yes... I think he did."
http://www.nabet700.com/aboutus/harold_kumar.jpg
Kumar:[walks up to a bush and starts peeing] Ahh.
[Creepy Guy walks up out of nowhere and starts peeing right next to him]
Kumar: 'Scuse me, I just...
Creepy Guy: Huh?
Kumar: I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?
Creepy Guy: What?
Kumar: I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...
Creepy Guy: Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
Kumar: Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
Creepy Guy: Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
Kumar: No, it's just... I just...
Creepy Guy: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
Kumar: No, I just thought that...
Creepy Guy: You the king of the forest?
Kumar: I'm sorry?
Creepy Guy: What?
Creepy Guy: You ****in' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
Kumar: Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.
[they pee in silence for a bit]
Creepy Guy: [quietly] Nice pubes.
Kumar: [pauses, creeped out] Thanks.
"Alright, I've got some bad news and some good news"
"GIve me the bad news first"
"Alright, I was checking out some of the road signs around here and it looks like the cheetah took us in the opposite direction"
"the good news?"
"your laptops smashed to bits"
"WHAT?!?How is that not the worse news?!?!?!?!
[calmly] "The laptop situation really only affects you, whereas the White Castle situation affects us both equally. "
About 30 lines from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Heres just a COUPLE of them.
Neal: Del.
Del: Hmmm.
Neal: Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
Both: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(much shivering and grimacing by both)
Neal: See that Bears game last week?
Del: Yeah, helluva a game, helluva game. Bears gotta great team this year.
"I dont Have the 17.50, But I do have 2 dollars, and a nice.......Casio."
----Neal: how do you rent a car without credit cards?? I mean, You cant? You cant do it!
-----Del: I gave the gal behind the counter a set of shower curtain rings.
"Take the money, go buy your kids a chocolate turkey or somethin'"
"Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago."
"Neal: What's the flight situation?
Del: Simple. There's no way on earth we're gonna get outta here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pick-up-sticks with our butt cheeks than we will getiin' a flight outta here before daybreak. "
"You're no saint. You got a free cab, you got a free room and someone who will listen to your boring stories. I mean didn't you notice on the plane, when you starting talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? "
Del: You play with your balls alot.
Neal: I do not "play with my balls."
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour.
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidgit with your nuts alot.
Neal: You know what would make me happy?
Del: Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?
Was that seat hot, or what? Like a big whopper..."turn me over, I'm done on this side"... I'm afraid to look at my ass, you know? I might have those griddle marks on my ass.
And the mother of them all, bound to be turned into asterisks by the language filter:
Rental Car Clerk: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Clerk: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that ****ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey ****ing cheeks. Then you can give me a ****ing automobile. A ****ing Datsun. A ****ing Toyota. A ****ing Mustang. A ****ing Buick. Four ****ing wheels and a seat.
Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere, with the ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car right ****ing now.
Clerk: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Clerk: Oh boy...
Neal: Oh boy what?
Clerk: You're ****ed
What? No "Have a point." quote?!? :)
RIP, John Candy. :cry:
-Kevin
http://www.nabet700.com/aboutus/harold_kumar.jpg
^^^
f00boy and SOG go to Whitey C's (Corky plays the Dooger). :gomer:
f00boy, another bonus for the OSU/UT on 9/10...Cbus is the home of Le Blanc Castle. :)
-Kevin
actually, corkie is roldy, ogorman is the business hippie :p
Methanolandbrats
06-23-05, 12:10 AM
Blue Velvet. Frank "Let's go for a ride neighbor" and "Heineken, F that Sheet, Pabst Blue Ribbon".
Mad Max "Perhaps it was the result of anxiety"
Repo Man "look at em, ordinary ****ing people, god I hate em".
the snozberries taste like snozberries!!!
"bear... ****er... do you need assistance?"
"i dont want a large farva I want a goddamn liter of cola!!!"
"BUT MR. PATEL, YOU HAVE PERFECT MCAT SCORES!!!"
"um, yea... just cuz you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn."
Al Czervik
06-23-05, 09:37 AM
People on 'ludes should NOT DRIVE - J Spicoli
Mongo just pawn in game of life - Mongo (way too many non-PC lines from Blazing Saddles to list)
Sean O'Gorman
06-23-05, 10:12 AM
People on 'ludes should NOT DRIVE - J Spicoli
:laugh:
I was waiting for that one.
indyfan31
06-23-05, 10:19 AM
no office space, south park, blues brothers, BIG LEBOWSKI
and most of all...
Harold & Kumar
too much casablanca and gone w/ the wind :p
Kumar > Rambo.
The more Ank posts I read the more I'm convinced he's about 12 ... with a drinking problem. :rofl:
From True Romance
"...now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant."
The whole quote is racist and needs to be seen in context.
That movie is chock full of quoty goodness.
Sean O'Gorman
06-23-05, 02:18 PM
The more Ank posts I read the more I'm convinced he's about 12 ... with a drinking problem. :rofl:
It could've been worse. We were planning on flooding this thread with the stupidest quotes from the most immature movies that we've seen, but I fell asleep by the time he was ready. :laugh:
The only quote from Billy Madison that counts: "O'Doyle rules!"
Dr. Corkski
06-23-05, 03:58 PM
I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter of cola! :laugh:
Sean O'Gorman
06-23-05, 04:19 PM
I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter of cola! :laugh:
Yeah, it was funny as post #41 too. :gomer:
Dr. Corkski
06-23-05, 04:22 PM
Yeah, it was funny as post #41 too. :gomer:Hater. Just translating ank-speak for the common folk. :gomer:
"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy. " PCU, 1994
TKGAngel
06-23-05, 07:48 PM
"Where is your drill sergeant, men?"
"Blown up sir!"
And "Lighten up Francis," both from Stripes. I love that movie.
HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
"I can't believe you were gonna ditch for the Joy Luck Club, dude. You know what their parties are like."
"C'mon, what did you want me to say? I was under pressure."
"Just say no. That's all it takes. Here..."
*passes the joint*
"Take a hit of that."
"dude, we're so high right now."
"we're not low!"
"dude, am I deaf or did he just saw we could **** his wife?"
"How were Katie Holmes' tits?"
"You know the Holocaust?"
"Yeah?"
"Picture the opposite of that!"
"Nice!"
"Did Doogie Howsier just steal my ****ing car?"
"Yes... I think he did."
"Do you know the show Doogie Howser, M.D.?"
Cop: "Great show. God I love that show. Doogie."
"Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight."
Cop: "Naw! NPH wouldn't do that!"
"dude, you gotta come with me, there's these two filthy p***ies just ACHING to bone us"
joy luck club: "excuse me?"
"um, I mean, these two filthy p***ies would like to have a chat with you and I"
joy luck club: "I'm sorry, but Harold is coming with me to the party tonight"
"what? no he's not, are you?"
"um..."
*grabs random dorky asian dude and passes him to joy luck club girl*
"here, here's Harold's understudy, you can party with him, lets go dude."
indy31: no need to hate on my 90 minute life's story, it's a work of genius. :cool:
indyfan31
06-23-05, 08:31 PM
indy31: no need to hate on my 90 minute life's story, it's a work of genius. :cool:
:D
Mr. Toad
06-23-05, 11:22 PM
[broad southern accent]"Secret agent? On who's side?"[/broad southern accent]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper of the Louisiana Police Force
Live And Let Die
James Bond
BAD SANTA
are you saying I got a problem with my equpiment? you saying there's something wrong with my f*** stick?
I beat up some little kids today, I feel like I really made a difference...
racer2c
06-23-05, 11:33 PM
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." - Darth Vader
:)
no love for guy ritchie either... (LOCK STOCK & TWO SMOKING BARRELS)
(Snatch was Lock Stock & Six Stolen Diamonds in the UK)
"They're armed."
"Armed, armed with what?"
"Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia. "
"Charles,why have we got that cage?"
"Uh,security."
"That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' ****ing use it?"
"Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here."
"Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?"
"Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?"
"The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the ****ing cage locked!* What is that?"
"That's Gloria."
"Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?"
"Fertilizer."
" You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie."
"We need fertilizer Winston."
"Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle."
"What do you mean? "
"We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average Horti-****ing-culturalist! "
"Ah! They ****ing shot me!"
"Well, ****ing shoot 'em back!"
"Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! ****! I've been shot!"
"I don't ****ing believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot? "
Paintergeek
06-24-05, 08:23 AM
If you are gonna post quotes, at least say what movie they are from. I dont recognize most of this stuff, and wont be able to see them without a little hizzelp............
How about early Mchael Keaton masterpieces like Mr. Mom and Night Shift?
"LOVE BROKERS!"
Chuck Lumley: As we sit here and idly chat, there are woman, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men, and we are making money from that.
Bill Blazejowski: Is this a great country, or what?
Belinda Keaton: Bill, Bill, are you all right? Did you break anything, Bill?
Bill Blazejowski: I caught an updraft.
Chuck Lumley: Are you ok?
Bill: Yeah, I'm all right, don't worry, I'm all right, fortunately the ground broke my fall.
Mr. Mom:
Jack Butler: You wanna beer?
Ron Richardson: It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
Jack Butler: Scotch?
Ron Richardson: Yeah? Are you gonna make it all 220?
Jack Butler: Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.
devilmaster
06-24-05, 12:02 PM
If we're talkin bout Keaton...... hows about the patron saint of the offcamber language filter, Roman Moroni.....
Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
And of course, some of the other lines from JD......
[Ma Kelly is pouring drinks for everybody]
Tommy Kelly: Mom, it's prohibition!
Ma Kelly: Oh, shut up! Stop acting like some fag choir boy!
Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.
The WaterBoy
Mrs. Boucher:"They ever catch that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye?"
Bobby: "No mama, the search continues"
Office Space
Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Bill Lumbergh: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...
alright alright, i'll go back and edit :p
Paintergeek
06-24-05, 10:27 PM
alright alright, i'll go back and edit :p
Thats good, now I can refernce them. Cool. I thought that one post was from 'white castle', but wasnt sure. I never saw it.
racer2c
06-24-05, 11:13 PM
"I'm Batman". :gomer:
Mr. Toad
06-24-05, 11:29 PM
"I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know."
http://freespace.virgin.net/sion.lew/oddball.jpg
Oddball: Donald Sutherland
Kelly's Heroes
From True Romance
"...now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant."
The whole quote is racist and needs to be seen in context.
That movie is chock full of quoty goodness.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304602979.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
wow. :eek: Good pic. :thumbup:
Thats good, now I can refernce them. Cool. I thought that one post was from 'white castle', but wasnt sure. I never saw it.
Good flick. You should catch it sometime. Grab a sack o' ten, 2. :cool:
-Kevin
manic mechanic
06-27-05, 01:40 AM
One of my all-time favorites, from "Major League" :
Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Jake Taylor: Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
After years of falling victim to Windows operating systems, I wanted this as an error message .wav ... :rofl:
manic
TKGAngel
06-27-05, 08:05 PM
One of my all-time favorites, from "Major League" :
Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Jake Taylor: Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
manic
Also from the same movie...
"I hate this f%$^*$! song" and anything Bob Ueker's character says.
I love this one from The American President
Lewis: Who we calling today sir?
President: The international order of the fraternal brotherhood of none of your business.
Dr. Corkski
06-27-05, 08:40 PM
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
"Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a p***y, OK?"
"Yes, I am also not a p***y."
Al Czervik
06-27-05, 10:50 PM
One more, courtesey of Dirty Harry:
Uh, uh.
I know what yer thinkin-
Did he fire six shots or only five?
Frankly, with all this excitement I kinda lost track myself.
But seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world
and could blow your head clean off
You got to ask yourself one question:
Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya punk?
Winston Wolfe
06-28-05, 12:07 AM
One more, courtesey of Dirty Harry:
Uh, uh.
I know what yer thinkin-
Did he fire six shots or only five?
Frankly, with all this excitement I kinda lost track myself.
But seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world
and could blow your head clean off
You got to ask yourself one question:
Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya punk?
"Hey Man.... I got's to know"
(Harry raises hand cannon) : "- Click - "
"GODAMMN "
Classic stuff ! :thumbup:
http://www.nabet700.com/aboutus/harold_kumar.jpg
That movie was effing greatness.
devilmaster
06-28-05, 01:04 AM
"I hate this f%$^*$! song" and anything Bob Ueker's character says.
Not a movie quote, but a great Bob quote.....
"The way to catch a knuckleball is to let it stop rolling, then pick it up."
President James Marshall: "Get off my plane!"
=======
Indiana Jones: "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
Marion: "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
Indiana Jones: "It's not the years honey. It's the mileage. "
Marion: "Where doesn't it hurt?"
Indiana Jones: "Here! And here."
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And from a soon-to-be-released Serenity:
Jayne: "Let's go be bad guys."
That movie was effing greatness.
they didn't pay me any royalties for my story though :saywhat: a******s :flame:
:D
Mr. Toad
06-28-05, 09:58 PM
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
http://www.all-shall-fade.net/dodgeball/skins/4/layout01.jpg
Patches O'Houlilan A.K.A. Rip Torn
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Sean O'Gorman
06-28-05, 10:09 PM
:rofl:
Kate Veatch: For instance, do you realize you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months?
Peter La Fleur: Hmmm...
Kate Veatch: I'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?
Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense in a really sad way.
Patches O'Houlihan: Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.
Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
Patches O'Houlihan: You're about as useful as a poopie-flavored lollipop.
Peter La Fleur: Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card. <-------my favorite
White Goodman: Meet Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky. In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport and her nuclear power plant's team won the championship five years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on earth with a dodgeball.
Winston Wolfe
06-28-05, 10:19 PM
From 1994's "Pulp Fiction"..... tons of greatness for quote material....
Some Samples:
The Wolf: You're... Jimmie, right? This is your house?
Jimmie: Sure is.
The Wolf: I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems.
Jimmie: Good, we got one.
The Wolf: So I heard. May I come in?
Jimmie: Uh, yeah, please do.
Soon after:
The Wolf: You must be Jules, which would make you Vincent. Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Uh, one hundred percent.
The Wolf: Your wife... Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is that right?
Jimmie: Uh-huh.
The Wolf: I was led to believe that if she comes home and finds us here, she'd wouldn't appreciate it none too much?
Jimmie: [laughing] She wouldn't at that.
The Wolf: That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the *** out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty. Now, you've got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.
And finally....
The Wolf: Now boys, listen up. We're going to a place called Monster Joe's Truck and Tow. I'll drive the tainted car. Jules, you ride with me. Vincent, you follow in my Acura. We run across the path of any John Q. Laws, nobody does a ****** thing unless I do it first. What did I just say?
Jules: Nobody does a ******* thing unless.
The Wolf: Unless what?
Jules: Unless you do it first.
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?
Vincent: Look, Mr. Wolf, my gun went off, I don't know why, and now you're helping us out of the situation. I'm cool with it, all right?
The Wolf: Fair enough. Now I drive real fast, so keep up. I get my car back any differently that when I gave it, Monster Joe's gonna be disposing of two bodies.
Hence my new handle here.... Winston Wolfe :D
Winston Wolfe
06-28-05, 10:21 PM
More "Pulp Fiction"
Bruce Willis was pretty good as Butch....
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead
Winston Wolfe
06-28-05, 10:30 PM
And possibly the best movie for quotes on the golf course, or anywhere for that matter - Caddyshack (1980)
Judge Smails: "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. "
Ty Webb: "Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."
AND
Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
then
Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
And finally, the most "misquoted" verse from the movie.... Classic Bill Murray !
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
You can keep going and going and going on this one.... CLASSIC :thumbup:
Al Czervik
06-29-05, 09:39 PM
Did I here my name mentioned?
Mr. Toad
06-29-05, 09:47 PM
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
http://www.trevorheath.co.uk/Lcroker.jpg
Charlie Croker (Michael Caine) The Italian Job (1969)
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f#(^ing charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking? "
"Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No ******s Allowed in There!" "
Mr. Toad
07-07-05, 09:31 PM
"I am a baaaad man."
http://www.saturn.sk/new/archiv/filmy/60s/1.jpg
Randall 'Memphis' Raines (Nicholas Cage) Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000)
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