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Racing Truth
07-06-05, 03:03 PM
Cheers! Pip! Pip! :cool:
I'm referring to London being awarded the 2012 Olympics. Congrats.
Feel free to add some NON-POLITICAL French jokes here. ;)
Sean O'Gorman
07-06-05, 03:21 PM
Q: Why do the French smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too!
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Q: Where can you find 90,000,000 French jokes?
A: In France
SpeedQueen
07-06-05, 03:30 PM
Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
:p
Al Czervik
07-06-05, 03:56 PM
From fark.com:
France Surrenders
This is a variation of a theme found in The Onion's Our Dumb Century, which is a collection of fake newspaper articles supposedly published all across the 20th century. One of the jokes is that every time there's a war (World War I, II, Vietnam, etc) the words 'French Surrender' follow the headline.
Ed_Severson
07-06-05, 04:01 PM
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/french_googleresults.jpg
Ed_Severson
07-06-05, 04:10 PM
A man asks his companion, "What's the most common French expression?" His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
From Steven Wright ...
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Ted
TrueBrit
07-07-05, 10:10 AM
Thanks!! I am absolutely jazzed about this!!
BTW, the reason they stopped doing the fireworks show at EuroDisney was due to the fact that after every show 2/3rds of France tried to surrender....
BTW, the reason they stopped doing the fireworks show at EuroDisney was due to the fact that after every show 2/3rds of France tried to surrender....
LOL :D
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