Caption this photo.

[mapguy]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/motorsports/news/2001/06/09/irl_texas_ap/t1_sharp_ap-01.jpg

"I SUCK!"

[lone_groover]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

The New Canaan Community Players are proud to announce their winter season. Kicking off as Scott Sharp (pictured above) makes his dramatic debut in a new interpretation of Vinette Carroll's classic:

YOUR ARMS TOO SHORT TO BOX WITH.........ANYBODY.

Starting Jan. 10 at the Lyme Tyme Playhouse.

[rabbit]

"Confetti cannons go off as Scott Sharp celebrates safely making it through turn one at the start of the 2002 Indy 500.":gomer:

[cart7]

Scott Sharp celebrates after realizing he's one of the few original irl drivers to still have a ride.:gomer:

[mnkywrch]

Scott Sharp celebrates the fact that his manager running Kelley Racing means he'll never get fired, no matter how bad Little Al and Tony Renna embarass him.