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07-29-05, 11:44 AM
All I want is everything...am I asking too much?
Crazy Bitch's breakup letter
« on: July 28, 2005, 02:50:56 PM »
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Read this..it's real.
>
>
> A fraternity brother from some college sent this a
> friend of his - a "letter
> of closure" his crazy ex-girlfriend sent him. It's
> pretty incredible.
>
> His response is hilarious. I cannot believe someone
> is actually this loco.
>
> May 23, 2005
>
> Dear Davey:
>
> I have had a difficult time, over the past few
> years, achieving closure of
> our relationship. It is time for me to seek this. I
> have gone through the
> appropriate stages of anger, remorse, sadness. It is
> now time for me to close this
> chapter of my life. I am trying to recapture my life
> and gain a sense of
> identity back.
>
> In my professional life I have done this, but my
> personal life struggles. For
> so long I/We were "Sarah and Davey", that it is hard
> to gain my own identity
> back. I am not worried about my career; I will soon
> succeed even my wildest
> dreams. I am just stunted by my personal life.
>
> I am ready to release you from my life. I also on a
> weekly basis encounter
> people who want to tell me about you or have a
> discussion about you. I do not
> want to deal with this anymore. I do have a proposal
> on how to handle this.
>
> I am ready to no longer be forced to deal with your
> presence. As to how to
> deal with it, I propose the following:
>
> 1. I've heard you have an apartment on the West
> side. You need to move
> out of the West side of Indianapolis, this has
> always been my side of town, I
> own a house here, and do not rent like you. I grew
> up here, and always want
> to live here. I would prefer if you were to leave
> Indianapolis all together,
> but I know this is more than I can ask. I do not
> want to risk running into you
> at any store.
>
> 2. We should officially divide our friends.
> Particularly Jim, Jillian, Amy,
> and Ed. You should write them, thanking them for the
> opportunity to be their
> friend and explain why you can no longer be in
> contact with them. I can provide
> you with addresses, if you need.
>
> 3. I will stay out of Republican politics. I promise
> not to get involved with
> any Republican politics, unless my father runs for
> judge, and than I reserve
> the right to work on his campaign.
>
> 4. I would like you to not have anything to do with
> all things Cathedral. I
> feel I should have ownership of the school since my
> mother works there and my
> brother and sisters went there. You are more tied to
> Wabash. This should be
> where you dedicate your alumni status. I will be
> involved in Cathedral. When the
> time of reunions comes up, I am willing to say that
> you can have the reunions
> ending in "0" years and I will take the"5" years. So
> you can have 10 years and
> I will take 25 years.
>
> 5. I will avoid Wabash contacts. The few guys from
> the house I still speak to
> on a rare basis, I will not. I will also discourage
> any male offspring I have
> from attending Wabash.
>
> I know some of these things seem a bit harsh, but I
> feel they are for the
> best. I do not ever really wish to see you again. I
> know that this will of course
> happen beyond my control, but I think we should do
> our best to avoid what we
> can.
>
> It is my sincere hope that you understand, and do
> take the time to respond.
> This is my last request of you.
>
> With fondness,
>
> Sarah
>
>
>
> May 31, 2005
>
> Dear Sarah,
>
> Thanks for your letter. We broke up 3 years ago.
> Knowing that and taking into
> consideration you believe me to be a cold, career
> focused, ego-maniac, what
> on earth makes you think I would take the time to
> think about you or agree to
> your proposal? But since I clearly have taken the
> time to respond, please take
> a moment to review some comments and
> counterproposals I have crafted.
>
> 1. First, I will have to resist the burning urge to
> move RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO
> YOU. After that deep desire subsides, I will vacate
> the Westside and return to
> my roots: The Snooty Northside, as you used to call
> it. However, since I was
> born on the Northside and I have Northside in my
> veins you must abdicate all
> ties to the North. This includes: Living on the
> Northside, living on the
> Northeastside, walking down North Street, being a
> fan of the Dallas Stars (formerly
> the Minnesota North Stars), wearing North Face
> apparel or telling your
> children that Santa lives at the North Pole.
>
> 1 (B). I was born in Indianapolis before you were so
> I should really get to
> determine who stays and who goes. In my benevolence
> I will let you exist here
> only within the St. Michael's Parish boundary (MLK
> Dr. to High School Rd. and
> 56th Street to 10th St.) We will call this the
> SarahZone. This should be
> acceptable for you as your family lives across the
> street and there is a gas
> station, grocery, convenience store, your place of
> employment and a fire station.
> Exceptions can be made with my expressed written
> consent. You will be required to
> display a large tag in your windshield giving you
> permission to
> travel beyond the SarahZone.
>
> 2. I haven't talked to your friends since we broke
> up. I think they got the
> message. However since we apparently are still in
> fourth grade, please have
> your friends meet me by the playground at recess so
> that I can tell them they
> have big fat heads and they aren't my friends
> anymore.
>
> Do you agree? _______Yes ________No________Maybe
>
> 2 (B). One of the few times you let us do something
> fun, we visited some of
> my family friends on Geist. It was about eight years
> ago. We enjoyed their boat
> and home for several hours during a pre-500 party.
> Please jot them a note
> saying you are going to forget that ever happened.
> Please also offer to
> reimburse them for the boat gas, pool chlorine, air
> conditioning Freon, Dr. Pepper and
> anything else you consumed while you were there. I
> don't have their address
> anymore, you can look it up.
>
> 3. Please let me know when your father runs for
> anything. I'm going to run
> against him.
>
> 3 (B). Thanks for staying out of Republican
> politics. Your heavyweight
> presence in the party will be sorely missed. I am
> very involved in ice hockey. I
> play recreationally and coach a youth team in the
> winter. I would prefer it if
> you could stop being involved in all things related
> to ice and ice hockey . You
> can use those Instant first aid coldpaks to cool
> your drinks from now on.
> Also, my parents have been very involved with the
> Indianapolis 500 Festival for
> nearly 20 years. The month of May is really a big
> month for us. While I am
> not able to honor your request of moving out of
> Indianapolis, I would ask that
> you just leave town during May. With 250,000 fans
> going to the race and 35,000
> runners in the Mini-Marathon, I don't want to run
> the risk of bumping into
> you. I know your birthday is in May, but man, I just
> don't care.
>
> 4. Christ, I don't have the energy for this one.
>
> 5. If any of my friends from Wabash actually still
> talk to you, they are
> fired as friends.
>
> 5 (B). I'm not going to tell my kids anything about
> you. But speaking of
> kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack
> addict, just as long as he
> got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.
>
> In closing, I will never make decisions about my
> life or my family based on
> whether I might run into you at the store. I am now
> convinced that if we ever
> do bump into each other, you will spontaneously
> combust. I wish you the best of
> luck finding a spouse. Seriously. It won't be easy
> to find a person who is
> willing to spend the rest of his life raising
> children and making decisions
> based on your crazy-ass proposal to an ex-boyfriend
> and your inability to act like
> a rational human being.
>
> All my best,
>
> Davey
Crazy Bitch's breakup letter
« on: July 28, 2005, 02:50:56 PM »
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Read this..it's real.
>
>
> A fraternity brother from some college sent this a
> friend of his - a "letter
> of closure" his crazy ex-girlfriend sent him. It's
> pretty incredible.
>
> His response is hilarious. I cannot believe someone
> is actually this loco.
>
> May 23, 2005
>
> Dear Davey:
>
> I have had a difficult time, over the past few
> years, achieving closure of
> our relationship. It is time for me to seek this. I
> have gone through the
> appropriate stages of anger, remorse, sadness. It is
> now time for me to close this
> chapter of my life. I am trying to recapture my life
> and gain a sense of
> identity back.
>
> In my professional life I have done this, but my
> personal life struggles. For
> so long I/We were "Sarah and Davey", that it is hard
> to gain my own identity
> back. I am not worried about my career; I will soon
> succeed even my wildest
> dreams. I am just stunted by my personal life.
>
> I am ready to release you from my life. I also on a
> weekly basis encounter
> people who want to tell me about you or have a
> discussion about you. I do not
> want to deal with this anymore. I do have a proposal
> on how to handle this.
>
> I am ready to no longer be forced to deal with your
> presence. As to how to
> deal with it, I propose the following:
>
> 1. I've heard you have an apartment on the West
> side. You need to move
> out of the West side of Indianapolis, this has
> always been my side of town, I
> own a house here, and do not rent like you. I grew
> up here, and always want
> to live here. I would prefer if you were to leave
> Indianapolis all together,
> but I know this is more than I can ask. I do not
> want to risk running into you
> at any store.
>
> 2. We should officially divide our friends.
> Particularly Jim, Jillian, Amy,
> and Ed. You should write them, thanking them for the
> opportunity to be their
> friend and explain why you can no longer be in
> contact with them. I can provide
> you with addresses, if you need.
>
> 3. I will stay out of Republican politics. I promise
> not to get involved with
> any Republican politics, unless my father runs for
> judge, and than I reserve
> the right to work on his campaign.
>
> 4. I would like you to not have anything to do with
> all things Cathedral. I
> feel I should have ownership of the school since my
> mother works there and my
> brother and sisters went there. You are more tied to
> Wabash. This should be
> where you dedicate your alumni status. I will be
> involved in Cathedral. When the
> time of reunions comes up, I am willing to say that
> you can have the reunions
> ending in "0" years and I will take the"5" years. So
> you can have 10 years and
> I will take 25 years.
>
> 5. I will avoid Wabash contacts. The few guys from
> the house I still speak to
> on a rare basis, I will not. I will also discourage
> any male offspring I have
> from attending Wabash.
>
> I know some of these things seem a bit harsh, but I
> feel they are for the
> best. I do not ever really wish to see you again. I
> know that this will of course
> happen beyond my control, but I think we should do
> our best to avoid what we
> can.
>
> It is my sincere hope that you understand, and do
> take the time to respond.
> This is my last request of you.
>
> With fondness,
>
> Sarah
>
>
>
> May 31, 2005
>
> Dear Sarah,
>
> Thanks for your letter. We broke up 3 years ago.
> Knowing that and taking into
> consideration you believe me to be a cold, career
> focused, ego-maniac, what
> on earth makes you think I would take the time to
> think about you or agree to
> your proposal? But since I clearly have taken the
> time to respond, please take
> a moment to review some comments and
> counterproposals I have crafted.
>
> 1. First, I will have to resist the burning urge to
> move RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO
> YOU. After that deep desire subsides, I will vacate
> the Westside and return to
> my roots: The Snooty Northside, as you used to call
> it. However, since I was
> born on the Northside and I have Northside in my
> veins you must abdicate all
> ties to the North. This includes: Living on the
> Northside, living on the
> Northeastside, walking down North Street, being a
> fan of the Dallas Stars (formerly
> the Minnesota North Stars), wearing North Face
> apparel or telling your
> children that Santa lives at the North Pole.
>
> 1 (B). I was born in Indianapolis before you were so
> I should really get to
> determine who stays and who goes. In my benevolence
> I will let you exist here
> only within the St. Michael's Parish boundary (MLK
> Dr. to High School Rd. and
> 56th Street to 10th St.) We will call this the
> SarahZone. This should be
> acceptable for you as your family lives across the
> street and there is a gas
> station, grocery, convenience store, your place of
> employment and a fire station.
> Exceptions can be made with my expressed written
> consent. You will be required to
> display a large tag in your windshield giving you
> permission to
> travel beyond the SarahZone.
>
> 2. I haven't talked to your friends since we broke
> up. I think they got the
> message. However since we apparently are still in
> fourth grade, please have
> your friends meet me by the playground at recess so
> that I can tell them they
> have big fat heads and they aren't my friends
> anymore.
>
> Do you agree? _______Yes ________No________Maybe
>
> 2 (B). One of the few times you let us do something
> fun, we visited some of
> my family friends on Geist. It was about eight years
> ago. We enjoyed their boat
> and home for several hours during a pre-500 party.
> Please jot them a note
> saying you are going to forget that ever happened.
> Please also offer to
> reimburse them for the boat gas, pool chlorine, air
> conditioning Freon, Dr. Pepper and
> anything else you consumed while you were there. I
> don't have their address
> anymore, you can look it up.
>
> 3. Please let me know when your father runs for
> anything. I'm going to run
> against him.
>
> 3 (B). Thanks for staying out of Republican
> politics. Your heavyweight
> presence in the party will be sorely missed. I am
> very involved in ice hockey. I
> play recreationally and coach a youth team in the
> winter. I would prefer it if
> you could stop being involved in all things related
> to ice and ice hockey . You
> can use those Instant first aid coldpaks to cool
> your drinks from now on.
> Also, my parents have been very involved with the
> Indianapolis 500 Festival for
> nearly 20 years. The month of May is really a big
> month for us. While I am
> not able to honor your request of moving out of
> Indianapolis, I would ask that
> you just leave town during May. With 250,000 fans
> going to the race and 35,000
> runners in the Mini-Marathon, I don't want to run
> the risk of bumping into
> you. I know your birthday is in May, but man, I just
> don't care.
>
> 4. Christ, I don't have the energy for this one.
>
> 5. If any of my friends from Wabash actually still
> talk to you, they are
> fired as friends.
>
> 5 (B). I'm not going to tell my kids anything about
> you. But speaking of
> kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack
> addict, just as long as he
> got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.
>
> In closing, I will never make decisions about my
> life or my family based on
> whether I might run into you at the store. I am now
> convinced that if we ever
> do bump into each other, you will spontaneously
> combust. I wish you the best of
> luck finding a spouse. Seriously. It won't be easy
> to find a person who is
> willing to spend the rest of his life raising
> children and making decisions
> based on your crazy-ass proposal to an ex-boyfriend
> and your inability to act like
> a rational human being.
>
> All my best,
>
> Davey