First major college foosball poll released... [Archive]

dando

08-05-05, 06:34 PM

I really dislike polls this early, but....it makes for good pre-season discussion. :)

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/rankings?pollId=2

For those like f00boy who are link challenged, here's the top 10:

RANK TEAM RECORD PTS PVS
1. USC (60) 0-0 1547 1
2. Texas (2) 0-0 1405 4
3. Tennessee 0-0 1259 15
4. Michigan 0-0 1242 12
5. Oklahoma 0-0 1223 3
6. LSU 0-0 1109 16
7. Virginia Tech 0-0 1090 10
8. Miami 0-0 1080 11
9. Ohio State 0-0 1033 19
10. Iowa 0-0 1014 8

Teddy Ginn, Jr. sez bring it, boyz...catch me if you can. :D Oh yeah, 9/10 in The Shoe @ 8pm on ABC... :cool: :drool:

-Kevin

Insomniac

08-05-05, 07:53 PM

Damn, WVU is 43rd.

Ankf00

08-05-05, 08:35 PM

we're coooooooomiiiiiiiiing :cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/Ankf00/_1988808_stormtroopers2.jpg

and Ginn's gonna be looking like this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/Ankf00/crowder3.jpg

nrc

08-05-05, 08:54 PM

This is probably a good thing for the Bucks. If they were ranked as high as people's expectations here in central Ohio they might easily sleep walk into the season and get beat.

dando

08-06-05, 10:32 AM

This is probably a good thing for the Bucks. If they were ranked as high as people's expectations here in central Ohio they might easily sleep walk into the season and get beat.
Aye. I ain't complainin'. Tho, I do think a coupla teams in the top 5 are ranked a bit generously... :)

f00boy, yer boyz gotta catch Ginn b4 they can tackle him. That, my friend, is a feat in itself.

-Kevin

Tall1

08-06-05, 11:37 AM

and ya gotta remember, Ginn won't be playing as many minutes in the early season as he will later on. Opponents are also going to have to factor in Troy Smith at QB, if he keeps his nose clean.

skaven

08-06-05, 12:28 PM

Outside looking in... Urban Warfare at #11. :flame:

Gay Goters ! ! !

dando

08-09-05, 01:43 PM

Can you say daddy?

College football's top 15 gamebreakers (http://www.cnn.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/08/09/gamebreakers/content.1.html?cnn=yes)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/08/09/gamebreakers/ginn.jpg

He may be ranked #2, but he'll be #1 soon enough. These stats are really from the last six games of last season:

2004 stats: 13 rushes, 113 yards, 2 TDs; 25 catches, 359 yards, 2 TDs; 15 punt returns, 384 yards (25.6 ypr), 4 TDs; 2 kick returns, 40 yards

Reportedly players from the other OSU are still looking for their jocks in the Alamo Dome after the Alamo Bowl. :D

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-09-05, 04:40 PM

SI has us #2 in their beauty contest too. :gomer: Guaranteed loss.
All hail Darth Vince.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/images/08/09/young_550.jpg

dando

08-09-05, 06:04 PM

[QUOTE=Ankf00]SI has us #2 in their beauty contest too. :gomer: Guaranteed loss.
All hail Darth Vince.

SI cover jinx. :cool:

Darth, meet AJ:

http://www.limaohio.com/nationalchamps/Michigan3.jpg http://www.the-ozone.net/04-05images/football/portraits/47-aj-hawk-200.jpg

All hail The Hawk!

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-20-05, 03:02 PM

man, Teddy Lehman got depantsed, Hawk's next, hope his Huggies are extra tight :p

AP poll now released: http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=ap-collegefbpoll&prov=ap&type=lgns

1. USC Trojans (60)
2. Texas Longhorns (4)
3. Tennessee Volunteers
4. Michigan Wolverines
5. LSU Tigers
6. Ohio State Buckeyes
7. Oklahoma Sooners
8. Virginia Tech Hokies
9. Miami-Florida Hurricanes
10. Florida Gators

Jervis Tetch 1

08-21-05, 01:23 PM

http://www.college-football--tickets.net/iowa/iowa_h44.jpg
Point the way to the top.

IOWA football. There's nothing like it.

Ankf00

08-21-05, 03:00 PM

CART T. Katz

08-21-05, 03:23 PM

those who destroyed c-doa last year and the odds on favorite to win the big east and go undefeated this year recieved one (1) first place vote in the ap poll.

i'm curious as to how large the outrage would be if we ran the table and the champions of the other bullcrap bcs (bullcrap describes the bcs) conferences each got tagged with one loss and we didn't make it to the tournament of roses...

either way PH3AR THE CARDINALS!

http://ctkatz.trybalink.net/lou-99.gif

Ankf00

08-21-05, 03:25 PM

dando

08-21-05, 04:03 PM

anyone getting ncaa '06 for xbox? ebay's got packaged copies for $30'ish...

wtf is this dude? the UMich site says it's a Safety named Mundy... wtf is that?! and how does that get him the cover?!

http://i7.ebayimg.com/04/c/04/8d/4d/f8_8.JPG
Around these parts, we call that road kill. :gomer:

I believe the NCAA has frowned on "real" players being promoted on games and such, so they came up with Walter Mitty in maize & blue. :saywhat:

OH-IO! Fear the Nut!!! :D

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-21-05, 05:13 PM

was Desmond #21? if so that'd be sad, they should stick on Alex Smith or Cedric or Brown/Williams or someone who graduated as a badass, NCAA then couldn't bitch about that :D I mean I've got Fitz on '05 and Harrington on '03...

dando

08-21-05, 05:16 PM

was Desmond #21? if so that'd be sad, they should stick on Alex Smith or Cedric or Brown/Williams or someone who graduated as a badass, NCAA then couldn't bitch about that I mean I've got Fitz on '05 and Harrington on '03...
I was thinking MC 13 would be a good choice. :gomer: Good point about El Cid...he ain't doin' much these daze but sittin' around anywho. :gomer:

EDIT: oh, and yes, the Poser did wear #21. Speaking of not being very busy these daze....

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-21-05, 05:56 PM

I was thinking MC 13 would be a good choice. :gomer: Good point about El Cid...he ain't doin' much these daze but sittin' around anywho. :gomer:

EDIT: oh, and yes, the Poser did wear #21. Speaking of not being very busy these daze....

-Kevin
they're offering him less money than pick #5, I'd sit too... cuz you know in 5 years the Bears are gonna pull an Edgerrin/Alexander on him "you're too old to deserve that kind of money"

and MC13 would have to do something other than sit on his butt for the past 2.5 years to deserve a cover :gomer:

dando

08-21-05, 06:32 PM

and MC13 would have to do something other than sit on his butt for the past 2.5 years to deserve a cover :gomer:

You mean like be ESPN's and Tom Friend's best friend? :gomer:

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-21-05, 06:51 PM

You mean like be ESPN's and Tom Friend's best friend? :gomer:

-Kevin

I can't wait for
http://www.college-football--tickets.net/iowa/iowa_h44.jpg
to whup you. :gomer:

Jervis Tetch 1

08-21-05, 08:55 PM

Ank my friend, you've seen the light.

We have them where we want them too, at that old horseshoe of a place they call a stadium. :)

dando

08-21-05, 09:35 PM

I can't wait for

>>insert Suckeye here.<<

to whup you. :gomer:
Once a hater, always a hater. Got yer tix fer the OSU/UT game yet? :gomer: Now lemme go pull out some images for OU/Texas.....

How's this:

http://www.adrian-peterson.com/ad_rrs_14.jpg

:D

-Kevin

Sean O'Gorman

08-21-05, 09:36 PM

I can't wait for
http://www.college-football--tickets.net/iowa/iowa_h44.jpg
to whup you. :gomer:

Ank, you are actually cheering for the school that accepted Cork? :saywhat:

dando

08-21-05, 09:38 PM

We have them where we want them too, at that old horseshoe of a place they call a stadium. :)
Better than that pasture they call Kinnick. Was that stadium built as a the result of another movie like Field of Dreams? :gomer:

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-21-05, 10:04 PM

Got yer tix fer the OSU/UT game yet? :gomer:
:D

-Kevin
hey now, lets not be rash... :D

We have them where we want them too, at that old horseshoe of a place they call a stadium.
what do you know... us too :D

dando

08-21-05, 11:01 PM

hey now, lets not be rash...

Rash? We ain't talkin' about what you contracted and Doogie Howser diagnosed this weekend, mmmm'kay? Siding with them heathen enemies is strictly verboten, aye? :gomer:

T-minus 19 days and counting....gotta go check dat eBay auction for dem OUS/UT tix. Daddy needs a new pair o'flippie floppies..... :D

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-21-05, 11:14 PM

T-minus 19 days and counting....gotta go check dat eBay auction for dem OUS/UT tix. Daddy needs a new pair o'flippie floppies..... :D

-Kevin

go through with that and prepared to be skewered :flame:

(anyone got a Drew Tate or Steve Breaston jersey I can borrow for the weekend? :D)

dando

08-21-05, 11:35 PM

(anyone got a Drew Tate or Steve Breaston jersey I can borrow for the weekend? :D)
I love the smell of burning U/M unis/flags in the morning....smells like....victory! :D

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-22-05, 01:32 AM

Lawrence Phillips at it again! :gomer: f'ing tool.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2140010

Classic Apex

08-22-05, 07:34 PM

(ahem)

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/iowa/galleries/capone-bowl-pics/050101_0211-lg.jpg

:cool:

dando

08-22-05, 08:48 PM

(ahem)

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/iowa/galleries/capone-bowl-pics/050101_0211-lg.jpg

:cool:
Will lose on 9/24 in The Shoe! :D

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

-Old Klingon Proverb

:gomer:

-Kevin

dando

08-22-05, 08:57 PM

Speaking of OSU/UT tix, here's the going rate:

http://search.ebay.com/ohio-state-texas-tickets_W0QQfkrZ1QQfromZR8

:eek:

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-22-05, 08:58 PM

Speaking of OSU/UT tix, here's the going rate:

http://search.ebay.com/ohio-state-texas-tickets_W0QQfkrZ1QQfromZR8

:eek:

-Kevin

umm...

[george carlin in Jay & Silent Bob] Have I told you what a handsome, charming man you are? It's true, you are. [/george carlin in Jay & Silent Bob.] :D

hrm... SI is calling an SC vs. tOSU Rose Bowl... SuperVince and company are going to have to take care of that for them :p

dando

08-22-05, 09:22 PM

umm...

[george carlin in Jay & Silent Bob] Have I told you what a handsome, charming man you are? It's true, you are. [/george carlin in Jay & Silent Bob.] :D

hrm... SI is calling an SC vs. tOSU Rose Bowl... SuperVince and company are going to have to take care of that for them :p
FYI, Herbie was on his local show this afternoon...the ESPN crew is touring various schools this week (OSU practice is Wed, BTW)...and said he went to Norman thinking this would be the year Mack Daddy beat the Sooners. He left thinking that would not be the case. Can you say 6 in a row, Daddy? :D

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-22-05, 09:23 PM

FYI, Herbie was on his local show this afternoon...the ESPN crew is touring various schools this week (OSU practice is Wed, BTW)...and said he went to Norman thinking this would be the year Mack Daddy beat the Sooners. He left thinking that would not be the case. Can you say 6 in a row, Daddy? :D

-Kevin

s'cool, Herbie went to tOSU, I can understand why his graymatter's not up to snuff :gomer: OU might want to find a QB first, that sorta helps...

dando

08-22-05, 09:32 PM

s'cool, Herbie went to tOSU, I can understand why his graymatter's not up to snuff :gomer: OU might want to find a QB first, that sorta helps...

Rant against OSU all you want, f00ster, but Herbie is 1 :cool: d00d.

Besides, who needs a QB when ya got:

http://www.adrian-peterson.com/ad_un_1.jpg

:D

-Kevin

dando

08-22-05, 10:41 PM

BC$ Vision 2.0.0.5..... :shakehead

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2140395

The good news is that they couldn't find any literate alums from UT or U/M for the poll. Apparently they asked Ricky to represent the 'horns, but he forgot the application with his playbook in Pittsburgh. :) :gomer: However, the Rev. Lee Roy Selmon will be representin' the Sooners. :D

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-22-05, 11:05 PM

The good news is that they couldn't find any literate alums from UT or U/M for the poll. Apparently they asked Ricky to represent the 'horns, but he forgot the application with his playbook in Pittsburgh. :) :gomer: However, the Rev. Lee Roy Selmon will be representin' the Sooners. :D

-Kevin
bring on the academic smack :gomer:

dando

08-22-05, 11:12 PM

bring on the academic smack :gomer:
:saywhat: You couldn't type that simple sentence w/o a editing it? :saywhat: :gomer:

-Kevin

Ankf00

08-22-05, 11:36 PM

You couldn't type that simple sentence w/o a editing it? :saywhat: :gomer:

-Kevin

I had to censor much of my brilliant wit for fear that you might go Benedict on me and scalp those tickets like a filthy french concubine. :)

(btw, any chance you can scan them into jpegs so I can post them as my sig on hornfans, you know how much I love rubbing things in people's faces :D)

dando

08-26-05, 01:09 PM

SI's top 15 college foosball games for this season:

http://www.cnn.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/08/26/gallery.top15cfb/content.1.html?cnn=yes

Check out #1. :cool: **** them 'horns! :gomer: How the **** they failed to list OSU/Michigan is beyond me. :shakehead

-Kevin

skaven

08-26-05, 04:58 PM

14 - Pitt vs. Louisville
13 - Boise State vs. Fresno State
12 - Toledo vs. Bowling Green

Gimme a break. Who cares about those games. :shakehead

I'll take

10 - Florida vs. Georgia
4 - Florida vs. Tennessee

Urban Warfare ! ! ! :flame:

Jervis Tetch 1

08-26-05, 05:04 PM

(ahem)

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/iowa/galleries/capone-bowl-pics/050101_0211-lg.jpg

:cool:Just beautiful man! :D

And Dando, the shoe smells like crusty, peeling stinky feet. :gomer:

Racing Truth

08-26-05, 05:21 PM

skaven

08-26-05, 05:55 PM

Well, and I'm serious, Boise v. Fresno ought to be an outstanding game. I'd love to see it.

You are probably right with regards to having an entertaining game.. and it is good to see other games in the top 15.

It will be especially cool if Boise can knock off UGA early in the season. :thumbup:

skaven

08-26-05, 05:57 PM

Alright, let's hear from some Toledo champions ! ! ! :rofl:

dando

08-26-05, 09:17 PM

And Dando, the shoe smells like crusty, peeling stinky feet. :gomer:

I believe yer cornfusing The Shoe with the Cornfield in IA, holmes. :gomer:

-Kevin

Jervis Tetch 1

08-27-05, 01:24 AM

I believe yer cornfusing The Shoe with the Cornfield in IA, holmes. :gomer:

-KevinNope, not at all. I'm referring to that dilapidated hunk of an outhouse they call the "*********shoe" located in Columbus, Ohio.

You know, that place where the star linebackers sign their names with an "X" and their top tier class is known as Music Appreciation.

OSU Professor: "Would you like me to play you some music?"
OSU football player: "I would appreciate that."
OSU Professor: "Great, you get an A!"

I hear Maurice Clarett though had to take the class twice in order to pass.

:D :laugh: :gomer:

Ankf00

08-27-05, 11:46 AM

you forgot "football 101 taught by Coach Tressel" :gomer:

How the **** they failed to list OSU/Michigan is beyond me.

simple... when's the last time both y'all were top 10 going into that game :p Iowa @ Purdue beat y'all out :laugh:

dando

08-27-05, 05:28 PM

Nope, not at all. I'm referring to that dilapidated hunk of an outhouse they call the "*********shoe" located in Columbus, Ohio.

You know, that place where the star linebackers sign their names with an "X" and their top tier class is known as Music Appreciation.

OSU Professor: "Would you like me to play you some music?"
OSU football player: "I would appreciate that."
OSU Professor: "Great, you get an A!"

I hear Maurice Clarett though had to take the class twice in order to pass.

:D :laugh: :gomer:
Since you've decided to go in that direction, send my regards to Pierre Pierce. :shakehead

-Kevin

dando

08-27-05, 05:31 PM

simple... when's the last time both y'all were top 10 going into that game :p Iowa @ Purdue beat y'all out :laugh:
Two teams ranked preseason top 5. That's the logic, f00. I know, I know...the heat's gettin' to you down there.... :gomer:

How's the UT ticket situation? :D

-Kevin

Classic Apex

08-27-05, 09:41 PM

Since you've decided to go in that direction, send my regards to Pierre Pierce. :shakehead

-Kevin

Wrong sport, I don't expect an OSU fan to keep an attention span...but nice try. ;)

Since you have decided to go in that direction, give my regards to...

*Albert Dukes: charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery against a 12-year-old girl.

*Louis Irrizary & Ira Guilford: arrested for armed robery after another student, Kenneth Graham, reported that he was assaulted on campus at 3 a.m

*14 Ohio State football players have been arrested in 15 incidents since Jim Tressel's hiring

Ohio State Football, "Crime doesn't pay...but our boosters do."

:D

Jervis Tetch 1

08-28-05, 12:06 AM

Wrong sport, I don't expect an OSU fan to keep an attention span...but nice try. ;)

Since you have decided to go in that direction, give my regards to...

*Albert Dukes: charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery against a 12-year-old girl.

*Louis Irrizary & Ira Guilford: arrested for armed robery after another student, Kenneth Graham, reported that he was assaulted on campus at 3 a.m

*14 Ohio State football players have been arrested in 15 incidents since Jim Tressel's hiring

Ohio State Football, "Crime doesn't pay...but our boosters do."

:D :laugh: Classic, Apex!

Dando, c'mon it's all in good fun. It's going to be a good game between the HAWKS and the buckeyes. OSU certainly has a lot of motivation to win that one, but so does the HAWKEYES. To beat ohio state back-to-back is tough, but it will be sweet.

Ankf00

08-28-05, 03:44 PM

well tOSU can't beat out aggy.... they had more arrests than conference wins in bothmajor sports combined during Franochio's first year...

Ankf00

08-28-05, 03:56 PM

Two teams ranked preseason top 5. That's the logic, f00. I know, I know...the heat's gettin' to you down there.... :gomer:

How's the UT ticket situation? :D

-Kevin

1. learn to read, y'all are #6/9 in the swimsuit competition at this point.

2. do it, but know this, if you do, they'll never find the body :D

Ankf00

08-29-05, 02:09 AM

http://collegefb.sportsline.com/splash/collegefb/spln/single?refcode=sh-sb3_CFF05_1

anyone up for college fantasy football?

dando

08-29-05, 08:56 PM

Ankf00

08-29-05, 09:08 PM

The 2005 Herbie Awards have been released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/preview05/news/story?id=2143245

Looks like UT has the all uni team covered, so @ least they'll look good losing in The Shoe. :gomer: Also, based on some of his comments, Herbie must be a closet UT :gomer:.

-Kevin

you mean like picking Aggy to win Big 12, calling Reggie a better Q, and saying Cal deserves to be in the Rose Bowl no matter what? yea, a real homer ;) do feel bad about him having to live in Columbus with all the townies threatening his fam everytime he comments on the Bucks though...

as for The Whites... well they're The Whites.... you can ask Walter Sobczak about "The Whites" ;)

Ankf00

08-29-05, 09:41 PM

:rofl:

http://www.soonersports.com//pics16/640/YI/YIYJLFODARANXIX.20050827002232.jpg

their new mascots, Boomer and Sooner

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

they have... EYELASHES!!!

BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHHA!!!

this is totally the year we ****stomp them, this is a portent.

Ankf00

09-03-05, 04:03 PM

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I'm done now. :)