French strip Lance Armstrong of title

[Ankf00]

French Police searched Lance Armstrong's hotel room today and have reportedly found three dangerous substances which they've seemingly never come across before, as a result Armstrong will now have his title suspended and face criminal charges. The substances are:

* Soap
* Shampoo
* Beer


They also found two biological objects they had never encountered previously, a testicle and a spine.




(ahh, the classics never die :))

[nissan gtp]

smartass :D

[Al Czervik]

http://www.firestream.net/images/user/2201_france%20surrenders.JPG

[IlliniRacer]

LaTrine!!!!!!!!!

[Stu]

They also found two biological objects they had never encountered previously, a testicle and a spine.
(ahh, the classics never die :))


Never heard that line before. Nice little add on to a classic joke. Making fun of the French is the best.

[mapguy]

Making fun of the French is the best.

"Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordian" - Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf

[fourrunner]

"Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordian" - Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf

The poor Accordian ... always the whipping boy !!! ;)


True Story ... When I was in College, I had a good friend who dated a girl who's Mom taught Accordian ... They were very defensive about this much maligned instrument ... They would call you out if you dared mock it ... I once saw her "bitch slap" a girl who dared her to play "My Revolution" on the instrument ... She did play the tune and we broke out laughing ... She broke up with my friend the next day !!

I'm sure she is inconsolable this week since Myron Floren ( Mr. Accordian) from the Lawrence Welk show died the other day !!

[EDwardo]

This is so funny. A head shot to the French!
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-frenchmilitaryvictories.htm


Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?

A. You can make soldiers out of toast.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/french_knife.gif

[IlliniRacer]

The poor Accordian ... always the whipping boy !!! ;)


True Story ... When I was in College, I had a good friend who dated a girl who's Mom taught Accordian ... They were very defensive about this much maligned instrument ... They would call you out if you dared mock it ... I once saw her "bitch slap" a girl who dared her to play "My Revolution" on the instrument ... She did play the tune and we broke out laughing ... She broke up with my friend the next day !!

I'm sure she is inconsolable this week since Myron Floren ( Mr. Accordian) from the Lawrence Welk show died the other day !!

Reminds me of the two best bumper stickers I've ever seen:
"If Accordians are outlawed only outlaws will have accordians."
"You can have my accordian when you pry it from my old dead fingers."

[nrc]

It's all in how you play it.
http://www.lesblank.com/images/flower.chenier.GIF

[stroker]

If there were no accordians then there would be no Weird Al Yankovic.

Draw your own assessment...

:)

[racer2c]

It's all in how you play it.
http://www.lesblank.com/images/flower.chenier.GIF

So true, I saw some incredible players in my years living in Nawlins. Zydeco!