Sl**tica Onetrick

[FailureByDesign]

http://www.indycar.com/news/2005/series/images/dpatick-300-09292005.jpg

[cart7]

I'm sure we'll be seeing more like this over the winter as ABC/ESPN desperately try and keep her in the public eye. :rolleyes:

[Methanolandbrats]

She is both a mid-pack driver and a mid-pack whore. It's downhill from here.

[fourrunner]

Wonder what her hourly rate is ? ;)

[Cam]

Wonder what her hourly rate is ? ;)

Ten dollar.... Same as down town..... :p

[manic mechanic]

Unless you call Pizza Hut..Then it's "regular price, four bucks..." :rofl:

manic

[Ankf00]

50% of the girls at ACL were hotter than her.

[Dr. Corkski]

Wonder what her hourly rate is ? ;)Ask Tomas Scheckter.

[Jervis Tetch 1]

Ask Tomas Scheckter.
:D :thumbup:

[Chief]

Should that be G A S H magazine now? ESPN is lower than a snake...err...Rahal now. Slutanika Slutsikova.

EArL Racing...THAT'S Hot. In my best Paris Hilton accent......

[coolhand]

you could get batter for 10 bucks

[devilmaster]

that doesn't even look like her......

And i'm still surprised the powers that be haven't offered to pay for a boob job.

[coolhand]

that doesn't even look like her......

And i'm still surprised the powers that be haven't offered to pay for a boob job.


it worked for Spears

[Gangrel]

Say what you want...at least we didn't have to endure a photo shoot like this with Sarah! :eek:

[racer2c]

She's like evil Pinky Tuskadera.

[RaceGrrl]

that doesn't even look like her......

And i'm still surprised the powers that be haven't offered to pay for a boob job.

I suppose that's one way to add ballast.

[Cam]

She's like evil Pinky Tuskadera.

Yikes! Suzy Q!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[devilmaster]

I suppose that's one way to add ballast.

True, but at the same time, this photo and the honda commercial and the espy awards have tried to highlight her cleveage which isn't there.

I'm not trying to be sexist - i'm looking at this logically. She is not bikini model material, she has a good girl next door look to her, and thats it. Realistically, if they are just going to sell her by her looks, I'm sure that someone has dropped the hint that she should get enhancement.

And i'll say it again - that doesn't look like her, neither did the FHM shoot. There was a shot of her at argent's website (now gone, of course, cause i wanted to use it) of Danica standing with her arms crossed, in the paddock, wearing black leather pants and a black leather jacket and her long hair flowing out naturally. IMHO that photo of her was more sexy than any of the crap at FHM or this espn cover.....

[Methanolandbrats]

She's supposed to be a racing driver, or so she says. All this other crap is a distraction. She should zip up her firesuit and test. You never saw Lynn St. James half naked sprawled across a car. No shots of Janet Guthrie in a thong either.

[trauma1]

all she needs is this now

http://www.planetpolekatz.com/poles/pole3a.jpg

[TorontoWorker]

No shots of Janet Guthrie in a thong either.

EEK!!! :saywhat:

[oddlycalm]

I'm telling ya, the time is right for the Bimbo Series (BS) featuring pole dancers, reality show castoffs, and others of the female persuasion. ;) Go right for the commercial success and screw any pretense of quality motorsport! :D Danica would have to compete for the cheesecake cover shots with the heavy artillery... :laugh:

oc

[trauma1]

when is danicia weldons photo shoot, that ought to be real special, put him in the same outfit as her. danny has more shoes and heels that patrick

[Hard Driver]

Personally the standards are so low in the IRL I will give her that she is an above average IRL driver and above average for her looks at an IRL race.

However, I think that danicamania promotion just shows how weak the series is if this is all they have to grasp at to try to get you to watch. I mean if she had no boobs you would have never heard of her, like that Dan Weldon guy.

[trauma1]

she has boobs :eek:

[KLang]

she has boobs :eek:

Air brushed ;)

[mueber]

It's a joke. Danica is a joke. The series is a joke. ESPN is a joke. They deserve each other like NASCAR and pro wrestling.

[Stu]

that doesn't even look like her......

And i'm still surprised the powers that be haven't offered to pay for a boob job.

I think they are worried that it would add weight to the car so she wouldn't have that advantage anymore.

[Steve99]

The makeup artist did a good job of making it look like she has a little cleavage.

[Eagle104]

True that. And the pit-stop strategists made it look like she has a little aggressive talent.

[Ankf00]

ESPN has even managed to **** up College Gameday... there is nothing beyond the reach of their ****upability