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Stu
10-19-05, 10:37 PM
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Ankf00
10-19-05, 10:51 PM
pffff, 20K calories from canola oil, posers... and 154 tbsp of it?!?! jeebus :eek:

definitely need to make that for a game one day... that would ROCK. and also put me in the ER, but hey, if I survived State Fair, I can make it through a few bites of that. :gomer:
coolhand
10-19-05, 10:53 PM
what would be the batle plan for attacking that monster?

would you need the use of weapons (fork and knife) :saywhat:

or just dive in with face first? :gomer:
Ankf00
10-19-05, 11:04 PM
consumption strategery is solely dependent upon BAC at time of meal. :gomer:
nrc
10-19-05, 11:13 PM
what would be the batle plan for attacking that monster?

would you need the use of weapons (fork and knife) :saywhat:

or just dive in with face first? :gomer:

Depends on whether you're A.J. Foyt.
RaceGrrl
10-20-05, 09:04 AM
I'd be willing to bet that one of those prescriptions in the first photo is for Nexium.
rosawendel
10-20-05, 09:07 AM
I'd be willing to bet that one of those prescriptions in the first photo is for Nexium.

beat me to the punch. i was going to guess lipitor.
devilmaster
10-20-05, 12:58 PM
Its good for ya - its got lettuce....
Ankf00
10-20-05, 01:35 PM
Its good for ya - its got lettuce....

plenty of dairy too!
oddlycalm
10-20-05, 02:09 PM
Funny stuff. Never thought about it but 6lbs of greasy mush would be a pretty typical food fantasy for folks raised on SE Michigan food. :laugh:

oc
Stu
10-20-05, 05:15 PM
looks like i need to start a grocery list for browns pregame on sunday. im gonna make a 25 dollar sandwich. why drink beer when you can get drunk on grease?
devilmaster
10-20-05, 05:56 PM
Food Calories
Fried Mushrooms – 15 450
Bacon – 14 pieces 990
Onion rings – 18 1140
Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. 293
Corndogs – 2 540
Swiss Cheese – 4 slices 425
Provolone Cheese – 4 slices 397
Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices 455
Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. 184
Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. 181
Pastrami – 1/4 lb. 394
Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. 200
Bratwurst – 1 510
Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. 580
Wheat Bread – 1 lb. 1030
Lettuce – 1/2 head 25
Feta Cheese – 4 oz. 350
Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz. 480
Oregeno – 50 grams 438
Salt & Pepper – 50 grams 0
Butter – 1/2 lb. 1600
Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams 465
Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. 18,432
Total 29,559
Stu
10-20-05, 06:20 PM
alright so I am gonna make one of these sandwiches for the browns game sunday, although it wont be 30k calories, most likely about 5k.

first i need to find some good bread to hold it all together. then im gonna cook everything the night before, then bring some foil and heat it all up on the grill in the morning.

so far i have on my list:

3 1/4 pound burgers
10 strips of bacon
6 buffalo chicken tenders
8 pieces of cheddar cheese
fried onion rings
10 fried mushrooms
french fries

going by his numbers and adjusting for fewer pieces, i think that'll put me around 5000 calories not including oils and spices. :thumbup:

edit:

afterthoght additions:

hash browns
pulled pork


looks like this may be delayed a week, someones making a bunch of pulled pork sandwiches with BBQ sauce from montgomery inn for this sunday. :thumbup:
Ankf00
10-20-05, 06:23 PM
needs more corny dog. :gomer: