Caption Time

[Wheel-Nut]

http://www.motorsport.com/photos/champcar/2005/sp/champcar-2005-sp-dm-0602.jpg

Excuse me sir . . . Sir? SIR....? Could I get a little push . . . sure, when you get a chance. . .

[Methanolandbrats]

"Please hurry, I'd like to do a few more laps today, I may not get another chance to drive one of these"

[racer2c]

"hey, which foot do I break with again?"

[rabbit]

"You guys won't believe what I just saw back there! It was a ghost! A ghost of a man with a Miller High Life in one hand and a machette in the other! He kept yelling something about my head! It scared the crap out of me and made me miss my braking point!"

or

"Well, this is just peachy. I hope I don't get canned." :gomer:

[Wabbit]

Excuse me, but I don't like Heinz Catsup.

[Al Czervik]

...and if I hold my hand like this, I make a wittle bunny wabbit.

[rosawendel]

what? no, it was just a number one. i can keep going.

[Rob]

"There's no onboard camera in my rollbar, is there?"

or

"Oh man, Cedric is gonna be pissed."

[G.]

"Did you see which way the racecars went? That way? OK, thanks."

[TKGAngel]

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

[nrc]

"Ok, to get it in first I hold the clutch in and, um, push... Oh screw it. Taxi!"

[dando]

This side up.

[Mike Lawler]

YES!!!!! 32 Big Macs and 27 fries to go.................

[Ankf00]

[walter sobczak] "You cut me off! That's veeery undude." [/walter sobczak]

[pkvracing12]

I'll take a bud light with that!

[Fitti Fan]

TAXI!

[pferrf1]

****!!! The track was that way!

[L1P1]

"Check, please."

[Accipiter]

"Clearly, I am #1."

[Car-B-Q]

"Oh, I was supposed to go that way???"

[mueber]

"Waitress, could I have another napkin please?"

[Hard Driver]

It wasn't my fault I screwed up, it was him up above that did it to me.