Help Judge NJ Branding

[Andrew Longman]

The state paid $200K+ to create a dopey slogan to help tourism in NJ. The Governor hated and started a contest for residents to come up with a slogan.

http://www.nj.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1131948929242630.xml?starledger?ntop&coll=1
http://www.nj.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1132033993203100.xml?starledger?ntop&coll=1&thispage=3

My favorites:

"We Don't Need No Stinkin' Slogan."

"What's it to ya?"

"New Jersey: You Got a Problem With That?"

"Great Place to Visit, You Just Can't Afford to Move Here."

"Three-quarters of the State Is Really Nice."

"Why should death end your voting rights?"

"If we can't fix it, it's not an election."

"New Jersey: We can always use another relative on the payroll."

"We've Got Three Really, Really Big Roads."

"If Living Here Were Easy, It Would Be Another State."

[Methanolandbrats]

"You're lucky you don't live here, but you could at least stop on the way through for lunch"

[rosawendel]

my personal favorite from when i grew up there:
"Welcome to New Jersey. Now go home."

[dando]

"NJ, home of full service gas for everyone"

:)

-Kevin

[Sean O'Gorman]

New Jersey: Home of the Mallrat
New Jersey: Ank-free since 1983

[Dr. Corkski]

"New Jersey: Where Texans are from."

[Wheel-Nut]

Is there really a Bada Bing Club in NJ?

[chop456]

"New Jersey: Where Texans are from."

:laugh:

[Stu]

New Jersey: Feel as secure as our former governor with his gay lover as head of homeland security.

[Andrew Longman]

Is there really a Bada Bing Club in NJ?

It actually called Satin Dolls in Lodi, NJ

http://www.satindollsnj.com/contactus.html

[Andrew Longman]

"New Jersey: Where Texans are from."

Is Bill Parcells tops on that list?

[Sean O'Gorman]

Is Bill Parcells tops on that list?

No. Think "Legend." Not in football, but in this forum. :rofl:

[Stu]

No. Think "Legend." Not in football, but in this forum. :rofl:

yea this legend knows much much less about football.

[Ankf00]

Is Bill Parcells tops on that list?

I think he's referring to me, it's cork's attempt to deflect from last year's fairweather bandwagoning with Cal Football, the program he has since renounced as his "team."

Cherry Hill, NJ > Iowa City, home of cork's new "team."
Cherry Hill, NJ > Cleveland, home of CSU wunderkind

:gomer:

[Andrew Longman]

Hey, I just past 1000 posts. Do I get some sort of prize? :D

[rosawendel]

Hey, I just past 1000 posts. Do I get some sort of prize? :D

yeah. congratulations. now go home.

[Andrew Longman]

yeah. congratulations. now go home.

Oooo Tough Room

How 'bout you make me, wise guy?

:gomer:

[dando]

Hey, I just past 1000 posts. Do I get some sort of prize? :D
Well, Legend in His Own Mind title has been taken by Ank, so we'll need to think of sumthin' else. :gomer: ;)

How 'bout a T that reads "1K Posts on OC and All I Got Aas a Damn T-shirt." :)

-Kevin

[Andrew Longman]

Well, Legend in His Own Mind title has been taken by Ank, so we'll need to think of sumthin' else. :gomer: ;)

How 'bout a T that reads "1K Posts on OC and All I Got Aas a Damn T-shirt." :)

-Kevin

How about "1000 Posts and Still Looking for a Life" ?

[rosawendel]

Oooo Tough Room

How 'bout you make me, wise guy?

:gomer:

you tawkin ta me?
ain't nobody else 'eah, so you must be tawkin ta me.
you wanna piece a dis?
:gomer:

[Dr. Corkski]

Some of the best selling t-shirts in New Jersey:

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/4202/newjersey2ao.jpg

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/6416/mulletshirt2mq.jpg

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/4462/em9wu.jpg

[Ankf00]

http://www.redraiders.com/bowlgames/2004/images/holiday_logo.gif

wait, no, my bad, you traded in allegiances for something newer... let me show you to your new seats

http://www.nationalwclub.com/articles/images/48.jpg

If this new thing doesn't work out for ya, you can always trade in your Iowa gear for a brand new OSU or Michigan membership card and upgrade to the CapitalOne.com bowl :)

[Andrew Longman]

you tawkin ta me?
ain't nobody else 'eah, so you must be tawkin ta me.
you wanna piece a dis?
:gomer:

Yeah I wanna piece... I'll take dat piece and shuv it right up yer... oops dis is a family forum. Wha yoos got no repect for women and childrin? Now I know I got ta straighten yoos out. How 'bout we take dis outside smart guy?

[RichK]

Howz about: "New Jersey: The lone_groover State"

[Ankf00]

Yeah I wanna piece... I'll take dat piece and shuv it right up yer... oops dis is a family forum. Wha yoos got no repect for women and childrin? Now I know I got ta straighten yoos out. How 'bout we take dis outside smart guy?

I'll join in if there's some g-men tickets included. :gomer:

[indyfan31]

How does every other thread lately get derailed into yaking about stupid college football? *ducks*

[rosawendel]

I'll join in if there's some g-men tickets included. :gomer:

ay! you keep outta this, unless you wanna be down there wit hoffa under thuh end zone. alright? alright then.

[RusH]

For NYers.

New Jersey:The land bridge to America.

For those of us that had run ins with state (gestapo) troopers.

New Jersey: Be prepared to stop.

[rosawendel]

Okay, one more, just because it's fun:

"Welcome to New Jersey: Hope you brought quarters!"

[Ankf00]

"Welcome to New Jersey: Home of Harold & Kumar"

:gomer:

[Gangrel]

"New Jersey: At least it's not West Virginia..."

:laugh:

[RusH]

"Welcome to New Jersey: Home of Harold & Kumar"

:gomer:

:rofl:
Is this one on route 1/9?
http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/04/07/30/rkumar.jpg

[Ankf00]

"New Jersey: At least it's not West Virginia..."

:laugh:

or Maryland :eek:

[Mr. Toad]

"Welcome to New Jersey: Home of Harold & Kumar"

:gomer:

Just don't leave Dr. Douglas "Doogie" Howser in your car unattended.

http://www.nndb.com/people/602/000043473/doogie.jpg