Told ya so.

[Spicoli]

http://www.offcamber.net/forums/showthread.php?t=5420&highlight=Toyota

:gomer:

Sorry, i had to do it. ___king Tony never fails to impress me.

[devilmaster]

Hey! Welcome back dude! :thumbup:

Don't be a stranger, we could use your opinions here more often....

[Dirty Sanchez]

but you're still a stinky poophead :gomer:

[dando]

http://www.offcamber.net/forums/showthread.php?t=5420&highlight=Toyota

:gomer:

Sorry, i had to do it. ___king Tony never fails to impress me.
Who's the new guy? :p

First person I thought of when I saw the news was the Spicoli d00d. :)

Quit lurking and get back to posting. Skaven is jonesing.

-Kevin

[Kiwifan]

That's all very well being right Spicoli, but why didn't you reply to me in this thread Enquirying (http://www.offcamber.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9260) eh? ;)

Some of us have been worried about ya mate. :)

Take care buddy,

Rusty.

PS, well done. ;)

[Spicoli]

but you're still a stinky poophead :gomer:


Ahoy Matey. Did the doctor ever get back to you about that genital warts thing you asked me about? I was concerned. You have to take better care of yourself.

do you guys still have hate Friday at YFDS? :rofl:

[Don Quixote]

Every day is Hate Friday. Welcome back. :thumbup:

[skaven]

Well done. :thumbup:

Can you predict helicopter crashes? :gomer:

The new Broken Social Scene has an insert that says "We Hate Your Hate." Whereas they are a collective of wussy Canadians, us here haters miss your hate. Grrrr.... :D

[Ziggy]

Did Japanica have her baby????? :gomer:

[pchall]

Did Japanica have her baby????? :gomer:

And whose love child is it? :gomer:

[Spicoli]

And whose love child is it? :gomer:

The DNA is from zip code 46224.

[trauma1]

spicoli did dolan boot both you and defender?????????

[Spicoli]

spicoli did dolan boot both you and defender?????????

I'm not sure "boot" is the right word. I think there is a mechanism that automatically bans me every 12 posts or so.

I got a Xmas card from defender though. :gomer:

[trauma1]

I'm not sure "boot" is the right word. I think there is a mechanism that automatically bans me every 12 posts or so.

I got a Xmas card from defender though. :gomer:
did ya burn the card after you had it tested :thumbup:

[Ankf00]

I got a Xmas card from defender though. :gomer:

anthrax. :gomer:

[Spicoli]

anthrax. :gomer:

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UK:
06-Oct-05 Spring & Airbrake Belfast, Ireland /w Caribou
07-Oct-05 Club One Cork, Ireland /w Caribou
08-Oct-05 Crawdaddy Dublin, Ireland /w Caribou
09-Oct-05 The Social Nottingham, UK /w Caribou
10-Oct-05 Portland Arms Cambridge, UK /w Caribou
11-Oct-05 The Talbot Wrexham, UK /w Caribou
13-Oct-05 Clwb Ifor Bach Cardiff, Wales /w Caribou
14-Oct-05 The Cube Cinema Bristol, UK /w Caribou
15-Oct-05 Plug Sheffield, UK /w Caribou
17-Oct-05 Mint Lounge Manchester, UK /w Caribou
18-Oct-05 Brudenell Social Club Leeds, UK /w Caribou
19-Oct-05 The Cluny Newcastle, UK /w Caribou
20-Oct-05 The Tunnels Aberteen, Scotland /w Caribou
21-Oct-05 Mono Glasgow, Scotland /w Caribou
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Spain:
28-Oct-05 TBA Valencia, Spain
29-Oct-05 TBA Sevilla, Spain
03-Nov-05 Tanned Tin 2005 Festival Castellon, Spain
05-Nov-05 TBA Madrid, Spain

Scandinavia:
07-Nov-05 Liberte Helsinki, Finland
09-Nov-05 Uppåt Framåt Gothenburg, Sweden
10-Nov-05 TBA Oslo, Norway
11-Nov-05 Kalmar Nation Uppsala, Sweden
12-Nov-05 Debaser Firtz's Corner Stockholm, Sweden /w Convoj
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Canada:
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There you have it. :)

[Spicoli]

About Paul Holmes
Half Manchester, half New York, Paul Holmes is breeching the gap in global pop music. Radio is comprised of either hip hop or bull **** rock, eg. Fall Out Boy, Killers(almost entirely due to payola to DJs from giant coporate labels run by scumbag businessmen who care more about afternoon prostitution followed by 4 star facemeals than anything remotely close to music), leaving a massive space between. Why not fill it with good. Let's fill it with something that in't black and in't white, in't rock and in't rap, and lastly in't false but in't real. What does that mean. Only I know so why don't you all suck my what this isn't paul holmees keep in mind ahh of course it is I'm the filter between God and mankind so suck my dick. ..

[nissan gtp]

^still here ? :rofl:

[Opposite Lock]

Damn - I was thinking of naming my next band "The 4 Star Facemeals", but I guess it's already taken. Oh well, at least the "The Afternoon Prostitution" opened for them. :)

[Spicoli]

Sort of OT, but since I own this thread:

I thought you all should know about this great movie. Soundtrack = Epic. Skiing = Huck-0-matic. Really.

http://www.mountainattack.no/Filmfestival/Images/TBC_POWDER_AD_FINAL.jpg

The crew travels from unique backcountry features, super-sized park, kickers over half pipes, freeskiing in the Alps, Alaska and face shots in Utah. The intro was shot on 35mm film with a full rock video production crew in Oslo Norway, a just start for a ski film that is crawling out of the box with a new style and a fresh look at insane action.

And btw - I went ahead and got that new boat. :) NOW who wants to be my friend. :p

http://www.boatsdetails.info/boats/img/tn1036_0.jpg

[Ziggy]

How many people can you fit in your tub????

[racer2c]

A lil' cold to be boatin' in Indiana ain't it? :gomer:

Tow that bi%^& down here to FL and try to keep up with my MercCruiser. :)

[Ankf00]

NOW who wants to be my friend. :p

http://www.boatsdetails.info/boats/img/tn1036_0.jpg

:raises hand: :gomer:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg900/g995/g99507rouct.jpg

[extramundane]

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drg900/g995/g99507rouct.jpg

Just because the Pitchfork wussies soil their shorts over it doesn't mean it's any good. :thumdown: :thumdown: :thumdown:

[Ankf00]

Just because the Pitchfork wussies soil their shorts over it doesn't mean it's any good. :thumdown: :thumdown: :thumdown:

quit yer bitching :p, good album. funky vocals, but it works with their stuff.

besides pitchfork's busy pimping Deerhoof and Kanye West...

[RusH]

Sort of OT, but since I own this thread:



Get Jiggy Wit It :gomer:


http://www.michronicle.com/news/images/stories/2005.06.15/Will%20Smith.jpg

[Spicoli]

I like the direction this thread has taken. :wave:

Ziggy keeps shooting and missing. ;) Still no smokies I hope?!

Merry Xmas and happy last minute shopping y'all. I'm off to see the new boat and eat taters with my fat inlaws. :gomer:

(I got one named Duane. He rides a 49 CC scooter-bike up in kokomo cause he cain't drive no more cause he gets all likkered up and gets in trubble alot..... I also gots a sister in law who tapdances. Check this stuff out:

The Born Again Floozies website (http://www.bornagainfloozies.com/home.html ) go to their music page and check out their hit tune: "Small Penis Compensation Vehicle", a unique saga about a man and his SUV.

anyway, that's all I got for ya today. Hoppy Halidays)

:thumbup:

[fourrunner]

" God Bless Us Everyone " ...... Tiny "Friggin" Tim ! ;)

[Easy]

9 out of 10 times, if Pitchfork says its good, I run the other way. They get way too hard for really bland and/or crap bands.

Merry Holidays. Peace out. Remember, booze makes family tolerable (for short periods of time at least).

[Climber]

I have three, um, interesting die casts to mount on the front of that boat. Sort of a triple masthead. Get back to me when the ice melts and we'll talk. :)

[extramundane]

9 out of 10 times, if Pitchfork says its good, I run the other way. They get way too hard for really bland and/or crap bands.

I wholeheartedly recommend this strategy.

[Spicoli]

I have three, um, interesting die casts to mount on the front of that boat. Sort of a triple masthead. Get back to me when the ice melts and we'll talk. :)


:saywhat:

Please share photos with the class.

(Duane did not show tonite. Evidently he violated probation again and is otherwise unavailable. )

[Cam]

:saywhat:

Please share photos with the class.

(Duane did not show tonite. Evidently he violated probation again and is otherwise unavailable. )

Luverly! Xmas in the slammer! Must be a really nice piece of work! Is he a buddy of BiF?

[Ankf00]

I wholeheartedly recommend this strategy.

pitchfork is totally hit and miss, then again, I never read their reviews... the columnists are probably more of an annoyance to me than Bob Stoops.

I just check the "what's new" section once a week to so I can find some new stuff to check out on my own.

[devilmaster]

Luverly! Xmas in the slammer!

;)

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

[Sean O'Gorman]

Looks like I learned a few more words that apparently escape the language filter at OC. ;)

[Spicoli]

Who are The Pogues for $100 please?

[oddlycalm]

I also gots a sister in law who tapdances. Check this stuff out:

The Born Again Floozies website (http://www.bornagainfloozies.com/home.html ) go to their music page and check out their hit tune: "Small Penis Compensation Vehicle", a unique saga about a man and his SUV. She taps good.
"I am now, with the help of surgary alcoholic beverages and a third mortgage, commanding my own destiny"

Now that's a holiday sentiment I can get behind :thumbup:

oc

[cart7]

Who are The Pogues for $100 please?

Sang the song "5 o'clock world".

Most recently heard as the theme for the Drew Carey show.

I'll IM you my Paypal address, I could use the Franklin. ;)

[Spicoli]

Sang the song "5 o'clock world".

Most recently heard as the theme for the Drew Carey show.

I'll IM you my Paypal address, I could use the Franklin. ;)

and now for tonites bonus:


they got to the part with the cattle and the creeping things. they said i'm pretty sure we've heard this one before. don't it all end up in some revelation? with 4 guys on horses, and violent red visions famine and death and pestilence and war. i'm pretty sure i heard this one before. you in the corner with a good looking drifter. two cups of coffee and ten packs of sugar. i heard gideon saw you in denver. he said you're contagious. silly rabbit. tripping is for teenagers. murder is for murderers. and hard drugs are for bartenders. i think i might have mentioned that before.

[cameraman]

The Hold Steady

A fully annotated link to that track. (http://www.npr.org/programs/atc/features/2005/aug/holdsteady/lyrics_cattle.html)

[Climber]

:saywhat:

Please share photos with the class.


Did that. You're in the wrong school, genius.

:rolleyes:

[Ankf00]

I love me some New Pornographers. :gomer:

[Spicoli]

Did that. You're in the wrong school, genius.

:rolleyes:

I'm not going back there as long as some migrant worker is in charge of things. He probably doesn't have any insurance either.

[Spicoli]

I blah blah blah me some blah blah blah.....

Ank - you can do better than that. Weak.

[skaven]

I love me some New Pornographers. :gomer:

I'll give you some belated props for track 6 on the new New Pornographers... nice-n-chunky a la Polvo. :thumbup:

Still though, power pop bands from Canada aren't going to get you very far around here. ;)

THE track of the season is track 3 of the new BSS. Nothing better to cruise the trees at Vail to. :cool:

[Dave99]

Sang the song "5 o'clock world".

Most recently heard as the theme for the Drew Carey show.

I'll IM you my Paypal address, I could use the Franklin. ;)
That would be by The Vogues. I'll IM you my Paypal address, I could use that Franklin.

Cool song though, Daddy-O! :cool:

[nissan gtp]

I'm not going back there as long as some migrant worker is in charge of things. He probably doesn't have any insurance either.

LOL.

the gag is, he isn't :rofl:

[CART T. Katz]

That would be by The Vogues. I'll IM you my Paypal address, I could use that Franklin.

Cool song though, Daddy-O! :cool:

i hate to correct the both of you, but i believe that the group that did it was the dave clark five.

it would be amazing if i were right, considering that i am a child of the 80s.

edit: upon further review, i see listings for both the dave clark 5 and the vogues doing that song. someone needs to do a little correcting unless they both did it, and if that's the case, i only heard the one the dave clark 5 have done, but i can say that the dave clark 5 is credited with the drew carey theme.

hmmmmmmm...

[Spicoli]

LOL.

the gag is, he isn't :rofl:

I don't need me no uninsured deranged Mexibilly charging outrageous fees for Sushi. :thumdown:

[nissan gtp]

I don't need me no uninsured deranged Mexibilly charging outrageous fees for Sushi. :thumdown:

you still on that ? :laugh:

[Spicoli]

you still on that ? :laugh:

you are one of 3 people who actually get that. :)

Carry on! :saywhat: