This year's blockbuster movie!

[The Doctor]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8aAkHGCuQT4




Snakes On A Plane? Samuel L. Jackson?

Shouldn't this be a made-for-TV movie that comes on at 3am on the local station? This is so bad it's hilarious. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ankf00]

There's been a 12 something page long thread on this on Hornfans... :laugh:


"SNAKES!!! WE GOT MUTHA F@#$ING, SNAKES!"

[Ankf00]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/003_l.jpg

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/002_l.jpg

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/005_l.jpg

[SteveH]

Hey babe and speaking of snakes, have you ever heard of the mile high club?

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/003_l.jpg

[racermike]

You know, as an actor/actress, you ARE allowed to turn down *****ty scripts

I thought Samuel Jackson was brilliant in "the negotiator", but this film will cancel that out.

[rabbit]

I hate flying and I hate snakes. :cry:































(I think I'll be skipping this one.)

[SteveH]

get yer T shirts (http://topatoco.com/snakes.htm) now :laugh:

[racer2c]

CNN has a peice on SoaP.

Link (http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/23/film.snakes.reut/index.html)

[Ankf00]

"THERE'S GOT DAMN SANKES ON THE MUTHA F***IN' PLANE!"

another thread

[Ankf00]

Final Scene (spoiler?)

INT. PLANE
Dead snakes are everywhere. It looks like a dead snake tickertape parade just went down on this 777.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Got DAMN, that's a lot of ****in' dead snakes. We gotta get this plane off the tarmac. You know cops tend to notice s*** like you're driving a plane drenched in ****ing snake blood.

STEWARDESS (whose clothes are mostly ripped off, and whose white blouse is alluringly see-through due to damp snake guts): Sam, I can't believe you did it! It's a miracle!

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Whether or not what we experienced was an "according to Hoyle" miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.

STEWARDESS: How'd you do it?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: AK-47. When you absolutely, positively, gotta kill EVERY mother****in' snake on the plane, accept no substitutes.

PILOT: Nice work, Sam. But don't you feel any kind of remorse?

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: No! The snakes deserved to die, and I hope they burn in HELL!

PILOT (flustered): But what...what did...what...

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er! Say "what" one more got-damn time!

FAA REPRESENTATIVE: Hey hey, easy there cowboy. Let's get off this plane.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: Why should I?

FAA REPRESENTATIVE: Because the President wants to speak to you.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON: The President? S*** negro! That's all you had to say!

ALL exit the plane. Slow camera pan down the row, back into coach, reveals one snake twitch, raise its head, and slowly slither to safety. It looks PISSED.

FADE OUT

[Ankf00]

funny comic (http://ly.lygo.com/ly/wired/wired/archive/14.01/images/PL_50_snakes3_f.jpg)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Simpsons_-_Homer_Whacking_Day.jpg

[Ankf00]

[sammy L] awww S***. [/sammy L]

The epic snake band Cobra Starship has now recorded the epic mutha ****in' snakes on a mutha ****in' plane soundtrack title track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aVpHa4nKFA


:laugh:

[grungex]

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44)

[SteveH]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Ankf00]

DES MUTHA****IN' SERPENTS DANS L'MUTHA ****IN' AVION!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/mizzousnives/des-serpents-dans-lavion.jpg

[nissan gtp]

All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44)

that rocks :rofl:

[B3RACER1a]

:rofl: LOL!

About 10 of us are going opening night. :D

[race chica]

and to think this really could happen...


Pilot finds snake stowaway inside cockpit
Sat Jun 3, 6:47 AM ET

CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Monty Coles was 3,000 feet in the air when he discovered a stowaway peeking out at him from the plane's instrument panel: a 4 1/2-foot snake.
Coles was taking a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside in his Piper Cherokee last weekend and was preparing to land in Ohio when the snake revealed itself.
"Nothing in any of the manuals ever described anything like this," said the 62-year-old Cross Lanes resident.
But advice given 25 years earlier from his flight instructor sprung to mind: "No matter what happens, fly the plane."
Coles attempted to swat the snake but it fell to the pilot's feet, then darted to the other side of the cockpit.
While maintaining control of the single-engine plane with one hand, Coles grabbed the reptile behind its head with his other.
"There was no way I was letting that thing go," he said. "It coiled all around my arm, and its tail grabbed hold of a lever on the floor and started pulling."
The next step was to radio for emergency landing clearance.
"They came back and asked what my problem was," he said. "I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."
After a smooth landing, Coles posed for pictures with the snake, then let it loose.
"That snake resides in Ohio now," he said.

[The Doctor]

Saw it last night, and I must say SOAP was fantastic! :rofl: :thumbup: :laugh:

Definitely a movie to go see in a group and laugh your collective asses off. And as Samuel Jackson said during his interview on The Daily Show, "I didn't sign a sequel contract so I can negotiate my ass off!"

[Sean O'Gorman]

Saw it last night. Classic. I give it a B+