First Mikey, now Al's back, too.

[dando]

http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/story?seriesId=1&id=2378128

The rumored return of Jr. to Indy has been confirmed. Maybe he can get a seat for Al Jr. Jr., 2. :saywhat: Break a leg, Al! :gomer:

-Kevin

[Wheel-Nut]

http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/story?seriesId=1&id=2378128

The rumored return of Jr. to Indy has been confirmed. Maybe he can get a seat for Al Jr. Jr., 2. :saywhat: Break a leg, Al! :gomer:

-Kevin

Mikey, Lil Al, Eddie Undacheever, Bubbly Lazier . . . one for the geezers!

http://www.speedtv.com/articles/indycar/auto/22668/

[TKGAngel]

Did anyone else catch that the LEAGUE is the one making the announcement, not Dryer & Reinbold? Tonybucks at work.

[Spicoli]

What a ****ing joke. I hope they all crash into each other on the first lap.

jacktards.

[ed note: not an injury, a crash, you gutter dwelling ****s.) :gomer:

[Opposite Lock]

They should call in Kevin Cooogan.

[cameraman]

So when will Bobby Rahal, Danny Sullivan, Gordon Johncock and Rick Mears be announced?

[Andrew Longman]

Complain as we like, if I was TG and I was spending to put cars on the track, I would do exactly the same thing. The gomers will love it, it will get lots of press, and it will become the story of May rather than just Danica and possible reunification.

If its my dime, am I going to pay for Lil Al, Mikey, Arie, Eddie and Chesson or Alex Barron, Salizar, and Miera?

But they are all going to disappear come June and Gene Simmons will not be able to help.

[Ankf00]

Tony should just pay me to go on a few NOLS semesters and I'll paste IRL stickers all over Patagonia and the Yukon :gomer:

That Chilean IRL market is booming!!

[devilmaster]

If its my dime, am I going to pay for Lil Al, Mikey, Arie, Eddie and Chesson or Alex Barron, Salizar, and Miera?

Hey! Don't knock greasy old salad bar! ;)

[pchall]

Did anyone else catch that the LEAGUE is the one making the announcement, not Dryer & Reinbold? Tonybucks at work.

Al, Jr.'s teammate will be the very special Buddy Lazier -- gives a whole new meaning to D&R Racing. :gomer:

[Chief]

There is no future at Indy, just the past.

It's a freak show at 16th and G'Town, this is just like Bennie, DW, and Bobbie Allison coming back to stage a "run" at the Daytona 500. Who would have thought racing at Indy would equate to seat filling,"cruisin" around the storied bricks and bringing back folks WAY past their prime to help sell seats. Sickeningly sad. Indy is a pathetic joke, keep 'err outta the cheesegrater grandpa.

[Spicoli]

Al, Jr.'s teammate will be the very special Buddy Lazier -- gives a whole new meaning to D&R Racing. :gomer:

D&R?

Dumb & Rich? :gomer:

[Andrew Longman]

Hey! Don't knock greasy old salad bar! ;)

I remember an article in the NY Times on the state of the IRL, a surprisingly balanced, in depth and comprehesive one too, in about 1998-99 that stated salad bar had proved "there was not a car he could not wreck".

[Wheel-Nut]

^^^ and he's been beat by a girl.

[EVL29]

D&R?

Dumb & Rich? :gomer:


More like Drunk & Re..um..."special" :gomer:

[Linda]

Blood testing should take place in the Pits right before he get's into his race car every time. :rolleyes:

Very sad to think he was so weak to distroy a marriage and his children having to have to know what a failure he is as a man. Really sad :shakehead

[trauma1]

so this means harrington gets back on the track with earl, hell he only has 6 dui's :rofl:

[matthole]

Ya'll think the has-been drunk is capable of heeding his own words and 'respecting the place'? Obviously not, else he wouldn't be doing this pathetic stunt. Since he can't follow his own advice, there's likely a 'carry him out on a stretcher' scene in the near future.

Screw em. These idiots hurt themselves I'm all out of sympathy.

[Linda]

Not just talking a blood test for drinking but for recreational drugs.
As for Scott Harrington DUI's bad but just like Jr recreational drugs and wife beating dosen't set well. I'm talking about Shelly Unser don't feel sorry for second wife of Jr's. And Jr's kids scared to death of him while he was taking drugs and beating on the childrens mother.
So sad :shakehead

[spinner26]

^^^ and he's been beat by a girl.

My thoughts exactly, what happens when the leagues headliner beats 'em all for her first win? She is mindy. :saywhat:

[pchall]

Anyone got the Al, Jr. in the Dracula Costume picture? We need a "Mindy of the Living Dead Careers" thread...

[fourrunner]

Wonder if the "Press" will pick up on the fact that Tony can only fill the 500 field by dredging the Old Age Homes, Rehab Centers, Kiddie Day Care, Phsychiatrist Offices, and Back Street Bars !!

Should make a good article !

[Dr. Corkski]

Please tell me Marco Greco is next in line.

[nrc]

Wonder if the "Press" will pick up on the fact that Tony can only fill the 500 field by dredging the Old Age Homes, Rehab Centers, Kiddie Day Care, Phsychiatrist Offices, and Back Street Bars !!

Should make a good article !

It's the Indy version of the "Home Guard". :D

[RichK]

Anyone got the Al, Jr. in the Dracula Costume picture? We need a "Mindy of the Living Dead Careers" thread...

I don't have the classic pic everyone remembers, only this one:

http://www.mccomputersonline.com/chriswillard/images/10142000/AlUnserJr.JPG

[Spicoli]

I don't have the classic pic everyone remembers, only this one:

http://www.mccomputersonline.com/chriswillard/images/10142000/AlUnserJr.JPG

10-1 he's ****ed up. :)

[fourrunner]

I don't have the classic pic everyone remembers, only this one:

http://www.mccomputersonline.com/chriswillard/images/10142000/AlUnserJr.JPG

That's the Classic "Bottle Opener Mouth" that he used to pop the caps off the Pony Bottles while driving ! ;)

[Lizzerd]

Al 2 will be a field filler, cruising around mid pack on TG's dime especially when you consider his team, Dufus & Retard. I wonder who will get the prize money.

Good point, Linda. It ain't just the booze you have to consider with this washout. For his own sake, I hope he's in shape in May.

[rabbit]

http://www.mccomputersonline.com/chriswillard/images/10142000/AlUnserJr.JPG
That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -

http://raceweather.homestead.com/files/TEMP/princessbride.jpg





:gomer:

[Hard Driver]

There is no future at Indy, just the past.

It's a freak show at 16th and G'Town, this is just like Bennie, DW, and Bobbie Allison coming back to stage a "run" at the Daytona 500. Who would have thought racing at Indy would equate to seat filling,"cruisin" around the storied bricks and bringing back folks WAY past their prime to help sell seats. Sickeningly sad. Indy is a pathetic joke, keep 'err outta the cheesegrater grandpa.

Well Said

[Winston Wolfe]

That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -

http://raceweather.homestead.com/files/TEMP/princessbride.jpg





:gomer:

"Princess Bride" friggin rocks !

[Dr. Corkski]

That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -
http://raceweather.homestead.com/files/TEMP/princessbride.jpg





:gomer:IRL failing? Inconceivable! :gomer: